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A few decent jokes going about at the moment, and since their sort of war related, I though I'd post them here, for the people who have more views on the "War on Terrorism" than the nonces in FOG who just say "har bom em all har".
Myes, moving on....
What is the difference between the French, and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast....
Apparently, the French are designing a new flag. It's to have a white background with a white cross....
My memory has failed me, I can't remember any more
Myes, moving on....
What is the difference between the French, and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast....
Apparently, the French are designing a new flag. It's to have a white background with a white cross....
My memory has failed me, I can't remember any more
Azul wrote:
> Good to see you can't count to 2 gerrid....
Good to see you don't understand simple humour Azul...
> Good to see you can't count to 2 gerrid....
Good to see you don't understand simple humour Azul...
I didn't know, I heard 'em.
You can trust The Sun with dodgy jokes....
You can trust The Sun with dodgy jokes....
What do u call a hundred thousand french men with their hands in the air?
The French Army
How many gears does a french tank have?
6 gears - 5 gears going backwards and 1 forward, just in case they get attacked from behind.
The French Army
How many gears does a french tank have?
6 gears - 5 gears going backwards and 1 forward, just in case they get attacked from behind.
Thanks for sharing these jokes with me, now I don't need to rush out and buy The Sun. ;c)
Nah, I bought The Sun this morning, as I do each and every day (except Sunday, in which I buy sister paper News of the World) and read them jokes. The Wonderbra joke rocked :cP
And the "What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast."
Sources: The Sun Newspaper
Nah, I bought The Sun this morning, as I do each and every day (except Sunday, in which I buy sister paper News of the World) and read them jokes. The Wonderbra joke rocked :cP
And the "What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast."
Sources: The Sun Newspaper
Just to add another two they go something along the lines of:
What's the first thing a french person learns in a foreign (sp?) language class?
How to say *I surrender* in German.
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A frenchman, American and an englishman are walking together when suddenly they find a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appears who promises to grant them each one wish. The Englishman goes first and says:
* I wish to have my own island surrounding by beautiful woman for the rest of my days*
The genie makes it so and the Englishman goes off happy. The American goes second and says:
*I wish to be the richest man in the world and find true love*
The genie makes that so and the American walks off happy.
The genie then turns to the frenchman and asks him what he wants. The frenchman with a worried, confused look on his face finally says to the angel
*I don't know, i wish the American and Englishman were here to tell me what to do*
What's the first thing a french person learns in a foreign (sp?) language class?
How to say *I surrender* in German.
------------
A frenchman, American and an englishman are walking together when suddenly they find a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appears who promises to grant them each one wish. The Englishman goes first and says:
* I wish to have my own island surrounding by beautiful woman for the rest of my days*
The genie makes it so and the Englishman goes off happy. The American goes second and says:
*I wish to be the richest man in the world and find true love*
The genie makes that so and the American walks off happy.
The genie then turns to the frenchman and asks him what he wants. The frenchman with a worried, confused look on his face finally says to the angel
*I don't know, i wish the American and Englishman were here to tell me what to do*
Er...
*counts*
Good to see you can't count to 2 gerrid....
:-D
*counts*
Good to see you can't count to 2 gerrid....
:-D
That's just one joke.
A few decent jokes going about at the moment, and since their sort of war related, I though I'd post them here, for the people who have more views on the "War on Terrorism" than the nonces in FOG who just say "har bom em all har".
Myes, moving on....
What is the difference between the French, and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast....
Apparently, the French are designing a new flag. It's to have a white background with a white cross....
My memory has failed me, I can't remember any more
Myes, moving on....
What is the difference between the French, and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast....
Apparently, the French are designing a new flag. It's to have a white background with a white cross....
My memory has failed me, I can't remember any more