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Wed 12/02/03 at 18:22
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What kind of movie would you get if you took the title or subtitle of a sequel, and applied it to a different movie to make it's sequel? (To make things clearer, I'll put the name of the original in brackets.)

Indecent Proposal 2: A Few Dollars More (A Fistful of Dollars)

It's 18 years since the original, and Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson are happily married, with a daughter. Who should turn up at the child's 16th birthday party, but Robert Redford, armed with $1.5 million, and after a threesome involving mother and daughter.


The Full Monty 2: Their First Assignment (Police Academy)

The stupid male strippers become a crime fighting force, trying to bring a violent gang of nasty drug dealers to justice by dancing naked in front of them.


Daredevil 2: When Nature Calls (Ace Ventura)

Blind superhero, Daredevil, gets caught short, and worse still, he can't get out of his tight leather costume. Can he bring down the evil supervillains that tease him mercilessly about this?


Taxi Driver 2: Lost in New York (Home Alone)

Robert De Niro take a pretty young girl home in his taxi, she guides him through a maze of streets to get there. On the way out though he gets lost, and really loses his rag...

Titanic 2: On the Rocks (Arthur)

Part of the Titanic was stuck on an ice-burg, those on it build snowmen, until one by one their limbs go brittle and snap off.


Natural Born Killers 2 :Back in the Habit (Sister Act)

After a long time without killing, Mickey and Mallory get back to their own tricks when people stop recognising them on the streets. The media go crazy once again as a whole new killing spree kicks off.

Beetlejuice 2 :The Phantom Menace (Star Wars)

Michael Keaton returns as Beetlejuice, turning up on Winona Ryder, and sticking clothes in her bag whilst she's out shopping. Does she deny the shoplifting charges, putting her in a position where she would undoubtedly have to say his name three times, or does she just take the community service?

Boogie Nights 2: The Secret of the Ooze (Turtles)

Burt Reynolds is shocked when one of his porn star girls falls pregnant. When the doctor explains to him how babies are made everything suddenly becomes clear. He then tries to sell of the man juice of his male stars, promising that the children they would produce would be hung like horses.


The Cable Guy 2: :Attack of the Clones (Star Wars)

Jim Carrey manages to clone himself, hoping that the clone will be his friend, after one leaves he clones himself again and again but one by one they all leave him, causing chaos in the outside world.


Cocktail :With a Vengeance (Die Hard)

Tom Cruise works in a bar, making really vengeful cocktails.


Edward Scissorhands 2: Final Cut (Urban Legend)

Edward returns from his castle hideaway, but again he has to put up with being classed as a freak. Without a good woman to look after him this time he gets angry, and uses his scissors to cut up all that get in his way.
Wed 12/02/03 at 18:35
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Mr Snuggly wrote:

> *puts fingers to temples*
>
> ~~ ... Give all GADs to Ali, give all GADs to Ali... ~~
>
> *strains*

Besides, I couldn't give you all of my GAD's.

I lent some to my sister, and she porned them to feed her heroin habit.

Sad but true.
Wed 12/02/03 at 18:33
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
It's the subconscious thing. I washed yesterday. ;o)

I nearly had Driving Miss Daisy 2: Full Throttle, but I always have Miss Daisy in my film posts, and I don't want you to think I'm obsessed.
Wed 12/02/03 at 18:31
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
Posts: 6,592
Hey, I just noticed you stole my Sister Act bit! Either you're a dirty pikey or I'm subconciously controlling your mind!

*puts fingers to temples*

~~ ... Give all GADs to Ali, give all GADs to Ali... ~~

*strains*
Wed 12/02/03 at 18:29
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"TheShiznit.co.uk"
Posts: 6,592
Heh, liked the Cocktail one. I did a topic like this and got approximately zero funny responses. My favourite was Terminator 2: Back in the Habit (Sister Act) for no other reason than it sounds funny.
Wed 12/02/03 at 18:22
Regular
"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
What kind of movie would you get if you took the title or subtitle of a sequel, and applied it to a different movie to make it's sequel? (To make things clearer, I'll put the name of the original in brackets.)

Indecent Proposal 2: A Few Dollars More (A Fistful of Dollars)

It's 18 years since the original, and Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson are happily married, with a daughter. Who should turn up at the child's 16th birthday party, but Robert Redford, armed with $1.5 million, and after a threesome involving mother and daughter.


The Full Monty 2: Their First Assignment (Police Academy)

The stupid male strippers become a crime fighting force, trying to bring a violent gang of nasty drug dealers to justice by dancing naked in front of them.


Daredevil 2: When Nature Calls (Ace Ventura)

Blind superhero, Daredevil, gets caught short, and worse still, he can't get out of his tight leather costume. Can he bring down the evil supervillains that tease him mercilessly about this?


Taxi Driver 2: Lost in New York (Home Alone)

Robert De Niro take a pretty young girl home in his taxi, she guides him through a maze of streets to get there. On the way out though he gets lost, and really loses his rag...

Titanic 2: On the Rocks (Arthur)

Part of the Titanic was stuck on an ice-burg, those on it build snowmen, until one by one their limbs go brittle and snap off.


Natural Born Killers 2 :Back in the Habit (Sister Act)

After a long time without killing, Mickey and Mallory get back to their own tricks when people stop recognising them on the streets. The media go crazy once again as a whole new killing spree kicks off.

Beetlejuice 2 :The Phantom Menace (Star Wars)

Michael Keaton returns as Beetlejuice, turning up on Winona Ryder, and sticking clothes in her bag whilst she's out shopping. Does she deny the shoplifting charges, putting her in a position where she would undoubtedly have to say his name three times, or does she just take the community service?

Boogie Nights 2: The Secret of the Ooze (Turtles)

Burt Reynolds is shocked when one of his porn star girls falls pregnant. When the doctor explains to him how babies are made everything suddenly becomes clear. He then tries to sell of the man juice of his male stars, promising that the children they would produce would be hung like horses.


The Cable Guy 2: :Attack of the Clones (Star Wars)

Jim Carrey manages to clone himself, hoping that the clone will be his friend, after one leaves he clones himself again and again but one by one they all leave him, causing chaos in the outside world.


Cocktail :With a Vengeance (Die Hard)

Tom Cruise works in a bar, making really vengeful cocktails.


Edward Scissorhands 2: Final Cut (Urban Legend)

Edward returns from his castle hideaway, but again he has to put up with being classed as a freak. Without a good woman to look after him this time he gets angry, and uses his scissors to cut up all that get in his way.

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