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Have a break have a Kit-Kat - If you've got the balls, grab a bite to eat, but expect your boss to be on your back asking why your eating and not working, like a Trailer Park Single Mum claiming her kid is yours.
A Mars a day helps you work rest and play - We've loaded this baby full of E numbers so you'll be buzzing with hyperactiveness for hours.
Peugeot, the drive of you life - Made from cheap aluminium you'll be amazed at how the car has managed to stay together, and that it's suspension is bouncier than Anna Nicole on a bouncy castle.
The car in front is a Toyota - If it's spewing black smoke and parts are falling off....it's ours
You know when you've been Tango'd - This is a highly dangerous chemical substance, may cause side affects such as inflammation of the hands and glowing in the dark.
You know where to come...Comet - If no one else has got it, we haven't either
Currys...no worries - we weren't going to worry, but now you've bought the word up, whats wrong? **Panic**Panic**Panic**
You can't get Kwicker than a Kwick Fit Fitter - We can fit all sorts of junk so quick it won't work
Where in the World is PC World - Precisely, you nearest one is 25 miles away
If you've had an accident in the last 3 years call Claims Direct - All complaints welcome
Therefore the should be some sort of regulatory process these companies go through to stop them being so cheesy, and to actually give their adverts proper meaning, that will actually help us consumers rather than us seeing one of these adverts and thinking, ohhh gooodddd, before flipping the channel just so we don't have to witness another second of that particular advert. Although the only other alternative is the BBC with no adverts and its increased TV licence fee, suddenly throwing your TV out of the window like a rock star seems a good idea!
Have a break have a Kit-Kat - If you've got the balls, grab a bite to eat, but expect your boss to be on your back asking why your eating and not working, like a Trailer Park Single Mum claiming her kid is yours.
A Mars a day helps you work rest and play - We've loaded this baby full of E numbers so you'll be buzzing with hyperactiveness for hours.
Peugeot, the drive of you life - Made from cheap aluminium you'll be amazed at how the car has managed to stay together, and that it's suspension is bouncier than Anna Nicole on a bouncy castle.
The car in front is a Toyota - If it's spewing black smoke and parts are falling off....it's ours
You know when you've been Tango'd - This is a highly dangerous chemical substance, may cause side affects such as inflammation of the hands and glowing in the dark.
You know where to come...Comet - If no one else has got it, we haven't either
Currys...no worries - we weren't going to worry, but now you've bought the word up, whats wrong? **Panic**Panic**Panic**
You can't get Kwicker than a Kwick Fit Fitter - We can fit all sorts of junk so quick it won't work
Where in the World is PC World - Precisely, you nearest one is 25 miles away
If you've had an accident in the last 3 years call Claims Direct - All complaints welcome
Therefore the should be some sort of regulatory process these companies go through to stop them being so cheesy, and to actually give their adverts proper meaning, that will actually help us consumers rather than us seeing one of these adverts and thinking, ohhh gooodddd, before flipping the channel just so we don't have to witness another second of that particular advert. Although the only other alternative is the BBC with no adverts and its increased TV licence fee, suddenly throwing your TV out of the window like a rock star seems a good idea!