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There you sit, hidden behind your nice green screenname. Mr. Snuggly. Bah. You're not snuggly at all. Anyone called Mr Snuggly ought to be at the very least a bit chubby, if not portly or chuffing huge. But I've seen a clip of you falling off a skateboard in an amusing fashion, and the truth is out.
You, sir, are a cad, and what's worse, a skinny cad, without great big 'snuggly' rolls of excess flesh.
Now, I could let an enormous lie of this magnitude pass normally, but think of the harm you will and have caused to the thousands, nay, tens of thousands of young, impressionable chubby-chasing videogame-obsessed SR-girls? Hmm? What about them, who idolised you, who ate their pictures of Gary Barlow, Johnny Vegas and other celebrity chubbers, to dream of sharing a family size bag of Doritos dipped in Ben and Jerries with you?
They'll be scarred for life, and for that, you must pay. I'll see you in court.
> *Cries* I've been lied to!!!
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*Cries* I've been lied to!!!
I hide it well.
There you sit, hidden behind your nice green screenname. Mr. Snuggly. Bah. You're not snuggly at all. Anyone called Mr Snuggly ought to be at the very least a bit chubby, if not portly or chuffing huge. But I've seen a clip of you falling off a skateboard in an amusing fashion, and the truth is out.
You, sir, are a cad, and what's worse, a skinny cad, without great big 'snuggly' rolls of excess flesh.
Now, I could let an enormous lie of this magnitude pass normally, but think of the harm you will and have caused to the thousands, nay, tens of thousands of young, impressionable chubby-chasing videogame-obsessed SR-girls? Hmm? What about them, who idolised you, who ate their pictures of Gary Barlow, Johnny Vegas and other celebrity chubbers, to dream of sharing a family size bag of Doritos dipped in Ben and Jerries with you?
They'll be scarred for life, and for that, you must pay. I'll see you in court.