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Wow guys! You won't believe what I've just discovered, it seems to be an outline for a new reality TV show that this company are trying to sell. Sounds good...
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Channel Reality's Associated Partners presents: "The Sauna", a new reality TV show suggested to go live on Channel Reality from 10am to 6pm every weekday, with a highlights show on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, as well as "Late Nite Sauna", highlights of the more adult moments, show late on a Saturday night.
A sauna and massage parlour will be set up especially for the show in central London, with an experienced manager, but all of the rest of the staff will be new to the business, and they way they learn the ropes of the job will make essential viewing.
Customers will not be made aware that they are on television, but soon enough they will become aware of this as the shows popularity will spread. As such all customers will be vetoed before being allowed in. This will limit the number of "Hi Mum!" customers, and keep it more real.
The focus is to be on reality, but to stop things being too dull, several experiments will take place on unsuspecting customers and employees. For instance, the door to the sauna room will be locked with several customers inside, and the heat turned up to the maximum. Watching the panic that follows is sure to boost ratings.
Viewer voting will also contribute heavily to the make up of the show, voting out members of staff that aren't getting on too well, and choosing which customers to play pranks on.
To spice up the late night show, customers in the massage parlour will be informed that extras are available. The staff will not be told this, so to see how our young inexperienced masseuse reacts to being asked for a quick hand job is sure to be essential viewing. Some of our employees will be more than prepared for such requests though, as we're currently hiring the best of the talent from around the Soho area, just to keep it more real.
Reality TV has never been as real as "The Sauna" before, so better be sure to watch!
If initial viewing figures are disappointing, a three point plan of action is in place to not only boost ratings, but also to keep things real.
Celebrity guests will be brought in to the sauna, and make idle chit-chat with our staff.
Staff will be encouraged to sing, with poor performers voted out by the viewing public.
Actors will come in, dressed as police officers, to perform vice squad raids. Watch our young staff squirm when a bag of cocaine that had been planted on them is discovered!
There is no way that this TV show cannot succeed, and I urge you all to invest heavily in the project, to ensure that the reality can be kept to a maximum.
Betina Frankenboob, C.R.A.P. Exec
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Channel Reality's Associated Partners presents: "The Sauna", a new reality TV show suggested to go live on Channel Reality from 10am to 6pm every weekday, with a highlights show on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, as well as "Late Nite Sauna", highlights of the more adult moments, show late on a Saturday night.
A sauna and massage parlour will be set up especially for the show in central London, with an experienced manager, but all of the rest of the staff will be new to the business, and they way they learn the ropes of the job will make essential viewing.
Customers will not be made aware that they are on television, but soon enough they will become aware of this as the shows popularity will spread. As such all customers will be vetoed before being allowed in. This will limit the number of "Hi Mum!" customers, and keep it more real.
The focus is to be on reality, but to stop things being too dull, several experiments will take place on unsuspecting customers and employees. For instance, the door to the sauna room will be locked with several customers inside, and the heat turned up to the maximum. Watching the panic that follows is sure to boost ratings.
Viewer voting will also contribute heavily to the make up of the show, voting out members of staff that aren't getting on too well, and choosing which customers to play pranks on.
To spice up the late night show, customers in the massage parlour will be informed that extras are available. The staff will not be told this, so to see how our young inexperienced masseuse reacts to being asked for a quick hand job is sure to be essential viewing. Some of our employees will be more than prepared for such requests though, as we're currently hiring the best of the talent from around the Soho area, just to keep it more real.
Reality TV has never been as real as "The Sauna" before, so better be sure to watch!
If initial viewing figures are disappointing, a three point plan of action is in place to not only boost ratings, but also to keep things real.
Celebrity guests will be brought in to the sauna, and make idle chit-chat with our staff.
Staff will be encouraged to sing, with poor performers voted out by the viewing public.
Actors will come in, dressed as police officers, to perform vice squad raids. Watch our young staff squirm when a bag of cocaine that had been planted on them is discovered!
There is no way that this TV show cannot succeed, and I urge you all to invest heavily in the project, to ensure that the reality can be kept to a maximum.
Betina Frankenboob, C.R.A.P. Exec
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Interesting idea... yet... whatever ;)
Sympathy post #4
:o)
:o)
Not even a sympathy post?
Okay, scrap this idea then.
Okay, scrap this idea then.
Wow guys! You won't believe what I've just discovered, it seems to be an outline for a new reality TV show that this company are trying to sell. Sounds good...
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Channel Reality's Associated Partners presents: "The Sauna", a new reality TV show suggested to go live on Channel Reality from 10am to 6pm every weekday, with a highlights show on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, as well as "Late Nite Sauna", highlights of the more adult moments, show late on a Saturday night.
A sauna and massage parlour will be set up especially for the show in central London, with an experienced manager, but all of the rest of the staff will be new to the business, and they way they learn the ropes of the job will make essential viewing.
Customers will not be made aware that they are on television, but soon enough they will become aware of this as the shows popularity will spread. As such all customers will be vetoed before being allowed in. This will limit the number of "Hi Mum!" customers, and keep it more real.
The focus is to be on reality, but to stop things being too dull, several experiments will take place on unsuspecting customers and employees. For instance, the door to the sauna room will be locked with several customers inside, and the heat turned up to the maximum. Watching the panic that follows is sure to boost ratings.
Viewer voting will also contribute heavily to the make up of the show, voting out members of staff that aren't getting on too well, and choosing which customers to play pranks on.
To spice up the late night show, customers in the massage parlour will be informed that extras are available. The staff will not be told this, so to see how our young inexperienced masseuse reacts to being asked for a quick hand job is sure to be essential viewing. Some of our employees will be more than prepared for such requests though, as we're currently hiring the best of the talent from around the Soho area, just to keep it more real.
Reality TV has never been as real as "The Sauna" before, so better be sure to watch!
If initial viewing figures are disappointing, a three point plan of action is in place to not only boost ratings, but also to keep things real.
Celebrity guests will be brought in to the sauna, and make idle chit-chat with our staff.
Staff will be encouraged to sing, with poor performers voted out by the viewing public.
Actors will come in, dressed as police officers, to perform vice squad raids. Watch our young staff squirm when a bag of cocaine that had been planted on them is discovered!
There is no way that this TV show cannot succeed, and I urge you all to invest heavily in the project, to ensure that the reality can be kept to a maximum.
Betina Frankenboob, C.R.A.P. Exec
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Channel Reality's Associated Partners presents: "The Sauna", a new reality TV show suggested to go live on Channel Reality from 10am to 6pm every weekday, with a highlights show on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, as well as "Late Nite Sauna", highlights of the more adult moments, show late on a Saturday night.
A sauna and massage parlour will be set up especially for the show in central London, with an experienced manager, but all of the rest of the staff will be new to the business, and they way they learn the ropes of the job will make essential viewing.
Customers will not be made aware that they are on television, but soon enough they will become aware of this as the shows popularity will spread. As such all customers will be vetoed before being allowed in. This will limit the number of "Hi Mum!" customers, and keep it more real.
The focus is to be on reality, but to stop things being too dull, several experiments will take place on unsuspecting customers and employees. For instance, the door to the sauna room will be locked with several customers inside, and the heat turned up to the maximum. Watching the panic that follows is sure to boost ratings.
Viewer voting will also contribute heavily to the make up of the show, voting out members of staff that aren't getting on too well, and choosing which customers to play pranks on.
To spice up the late night show, customers in the massage parlour will be informed that extras are available. The staff will not be told this, so to see how our young inexperienced masseuse reacts to being asked for a quick hand job is sure to be essential viewing. Some of our employees will be more than prepared for such requests though, as we're currently hiring the best of the talent from around the Soho area, just to keep it more real.
Reality TV has never been as real as "The Sauna" before, so better be sure to watch!
If initial viewing figures are disappointing, a three point plan of action is in place to not only boost ratings, but also to keep things real.
Celebrity guests will be brought in to the sauna, and make idle chit-chat with our staff.
Staff will be encouraged to sing, with poor performers voted out by the viewing public.
Actors will come in, dressed as police officers, to perform vice squad raids. Watch our young staff squirm when a bag of cocaine that had been planted on them is discovered!
There is no way that this TV show cannot succeed, and I urge you all to invest heavily in the project, to ensure that the reality can be kept to a maximum.
Betina Frankenboob, C.R.A.P. Exec
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