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Saddam Hussein and George Bush meet up in Baghdad for a round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Hussein's chair. They begin talking, and after five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Confused, Bush carries on talking, as Saddam falls about laughing. A few minutes later the second button is pressed, and this time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again, Hussein laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to be put off the bigger issue.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Dubya in the balls, he's finally had enough.'I'm going back home!' he tells the Iraqi. 'We'll finish the talks in two weeks.'
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on George's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush sniggers.
A few seconds later button two is pressed. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed Sadam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor laughing in a fit of hysterics.
'Sod this; Saddam says, I'm going back to Baghdad'.
'Baghdad? Bush says through tears of laughter. 'What Baghdad?'
Taken from a Joke book
Hope you enjoyed that.
Confused, Bush carries on talking, as Saddam falls about laughing. A few minutes later the second button is pressed, and this time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again, Hussein laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to be put off the bigger issue.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Dubya in the balls, he's finally had enough.'I'm going back home!' he tells the Iraqi. 'We'll finish the talks in two weeks.'
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on George's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush sniggers.
A few seconds later button two is pressed. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed Sadam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor laughing in a fit of hysterics.
'Sod this; Saddam says, I'm going back to Baghdad'.
'Baghdad? Bush says through tears of laughter. 'What Baghdad?'
Taken from a Joke book
Hope you enjoyed that.
It had been blown up =-D
It took me 3 minutes to figure it out.
Yes, I'm that stupid.
Yes, I'm that slow.
And I doubt Saddam would've said "Sod this, I'm going back to Baghdad"
Wouldn't he have said, "Maraki asafa marabei mujahstue Baghdad"?
Good joke though. When I eventually got it...
Yes, I'm that stupid.
Yes, I'm that slow.
And I doubt Saddam would've said "Sod this, I'm going back to Baghdad"
Wouldn't he have said, "Maraki asafa marabei mujahstue Baghdad"?
Good joke though. When I eventually got it...
Saddam Hussein and George Bush meet up in Baghdad for a round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Hussein's chair. They begin talking, and after five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
Confused, Bush carries on talking, as Saddam falls about laughing. A few minutes later the second button is pressed, and this time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again, Hussein laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to be put off the bigger issue.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Dubya in the balls, he's finally had enough.'I'm going back home!' he tells the Iraqi. 'We'll finish the talks in two weeks.'
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on George's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush sniggers.
A few seconds later button two is pressed. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed Sadam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor laughing in a fit of hysterics.
'Sod this; Saddam says, I'm going back to Baghdad'.
'Baghdad? Bush says through tears of laughter. 'What Baghdad?'
Taken from a Joke book
Hope you enjoyed that.
Confused, Bush carries on talking, as Saddam falls about laughing. A few minutes later the second button is pressed, and this time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again, Hussein laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to be put off the bigger issue.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Dubya in the balls, he's finally had enough.'I'm going back home!' he tells the Iraqi. 'We'll finish the talks in two weeks.'
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on George's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush sniggers.
A few seconds later button two is pressed. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed Sadam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor laughing in a fit of hysterics.
'Sod this; Saddam says, I'm going back to Baghdad'.
'Baghdad? Bush says through tears of laughter. 'What Baghdad?'
Taken from a Joke book
Hope you enjoyed that.