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The latest news reports have confirmed something new and exciting; that Michael Jackson is infact a carrier bag. Let's look at the evidence:
1. He's white.
2. He's made of plastic.
3. He should be kept away fom children!!
1. He's white.
2. He's made of plastic.
3. He should be kept away fom children!!
Jasper Carrot made this joke a few years back.
It is quiet funny but I agree with Mutant_guy:).
Ok this is funny to an extent
How do you know if he is strange(1.) or just misunderstood(2.)?
(1. & 2. are evidence for their corresponding)
He is strange(because):
1.He seems to think that it was "a gift from god" becoming white,he obviously believed what he himself was saying(a)!.His children wear masks(b).He lets children sleep in his bed(c).He still thinks he is a child(d).
2.He is misunderstood(because):
a.He trys to make it sound like he didnt have surgery.
b.He does not want their identity to be found out.He is trying to protect them from the world,with their masks,he himself did this by making his face a mask to hide behind,via plastic surgery.
c.He may just be kind.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one,he is doing this through the children.He wants to let them have a good childhood,to escape having one like his.
d.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one
All in all I am not sure about him.I guess me/anyone will never know.....
How do you know if he is strange(1.) or just misunderstood(2.)?
(1. & 2. are evidence for their corresponding)
He is strange(because):
1.He seems to think that it was "a gift from god" becoming white,he obviously believed what he himself was saying(a)!.His children wear masks(b).He lets children sleep in his bed(c).He still thinks he is a child(d).
2.He is misunderstood(because):
a.He trys to make it sound like he didnt have surgery.
b.He does not want their identity to be found out.He is trying to protect them from the world,with their masks,he himself did this by making his face a mask to hide behind,via plastic surgery.
c.He may just be kind.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one,he is doing this through the children.He wants to let them have a good childhood,to escape having one like his.
d.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one
All in all I am not sure about him.I guess me/anyone will never know.....
Ok this is funny to an extent
How do you know if he is strange(1.) or just misunderstood(2.)?
(1. & 2. are evidence for their corresponding)
1.He seems to think that it was "a gift from god" becoming white,he obviously believed what he himself was saying(a)!.His children wear masks(b).He lets children sleep in his bed(c).He still thinks he is a child(d).
2.He is misunderstood(because):
a.He trys to make it sound like he didnt have surgery.
b.He does not want their identity to be found out.He is trying to protect them from the world,with their masks,he himself did this by making his face a mask to hide behind,via plastic surgery.
c.He may just be kind.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one,he is doing this through the children.He wants to let them have a good childhood,to escape having one like his.
d.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one
All in all I am not sure about him.I guess me/anyone will ever know.....
How do you know if he is strange(1.) or just misunderstood(2.)?
(1. & 2. are evidence for their corresponding)
1.He seems to think that it was "a gift from god" becoming white,he obviously believed what he himself was saying(a)!.His children wear masks(b).He lets children sleep in his bed(c).He still thinks he is a child(d).
2.He is misunderstood(because):
a.He trys to make it sound like he didnt have surgery.
b.He does not want their identity to be found out.He is trying to protect them from the world,with their masks,he himself did this by making his face a mask to hide behind,via plastic surgery.
c.He may just be kind.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one,he is doing this through the children.He wants to let them have a good childhood,to escape having one like his.
d.He himself also had a very terrible childhood and he is trying to have a second one
All in all I am not sure about him.I guess me/anyone will ever know.....