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In any situation there are often innocents that get pulled into it, against their will, then have to deal with it in any way that they can.
Osama Bin Laden’s dog, Rover, is one such creature effected by the actions of his master and completely incapable of changing the situation whatsoever. Do you really thing that Rover Bin Laden wanted to get involved with international terrorism associated with Al Quieda?
I can tell you one thing for sure, Rover pined on September 11th when he saw the twin towers fall, he didn’t want it to happen. He knew it was coming though, he was laying by the fire whilst Osama and his cronies were plotting it. He even tried to inform the US Authorities, but some foolish secretary at the White House couldn’t hear the serious tone in his bark, and assumed it was a prank.
So the USA, with their Enduring Freedom campaign set about capturing Osama Bin Laden. Do you think anyone thought of Rover in these times? When Osama fled to the caves, he didn’t give consideration as to whether this was a suitable environment for a dog to live in. No, Rover was just dragged along on his leash, deep into the maze of caves that made up Osama Bin Laden’s hiding place.
Many weeks were spend in the confines of those caves. Rover was denied the chance to run, as he so loved to do, and there was barely room to chase his own tail. What’s worse is that Osama had left in such a hurry that he hadn’t thought to bring a supply of dog food. Whilst Rover was thrown a few scraps left by Osama’s henchmen, it simply wasn’t enough for a dog of his build. Rover had to turn to eating his own faeces.
Eventually Rover did get out of the caves. The Americans got lost in the cave entrance, and kept going around in circles. Osama fled out of a back route, and Rover faithfully followed his master out of there.
Things didn’t improve for Rover in a manner in which he had hoped though. Osama Bin Laden is now on the run full time, moving from secret base to secret base, spread around dozens of different countries. Rover has lost interest in making new friends in each of these neighbourhoods, as he’s always forced to move away, and lose his new friends. What’s worse is that some of Osama’s stooges in these other countries aren’t big dog fans, and they regularly aim kicks into Rover midriff, calling him a ‘mutt’.
Rover has considered fleeing from this life, to something new, but then he thinks of all of his doggy forefathers, and how they have stood my Masters through thick and through thin. To go would be to disappoint all of the dogs that came before him, so he stays.
Occasionally Rover does get a little love and kindness from his Master, don’t be fooled into believing that Osama is a wholly evil man. No, between hatching plots Osama will often offer Rover chocolatey treats, and rub his beard against Rovers belly. It’s these rare moments that keep Rover’s nose wet.
As sad as this case is though, it’s nothing compared to what Saddam Hussain’s canaries have been through...
Osama Bin Laden’s dog, Rover, is one such creature effected by the actions of his master and completely incapable of changing the situation whatsoever. Do you really thing that Rover Bin Laden wanted to get involved with international terrorism associated with Al Quieda?
I can tell you one thing for sure, Rover pined on September 11th when he saw the twin towers fall, he didn’t want it to happen. He knew it was coming though, he was laying by the fire whilst Osama and his cronies were plotting it. He even tried to inform the US Authorities, but some foolish secretary at the White House couldn’t hear the serious tone in his bark, and assumed it was a prank.
So the USA, with their Enduring Freedom campaign set about capturing Osama Bin Laden. Do you think anyone thought of Rover in these times? When Osama fled to the caves, he didn’t give consideration as to whether this was a suitable environment for a dog to live in. No, Rover was just dragged along on his leash, deep into the maze of caves that made up Osama Bin Laden’s hiding place.
Many weeks were spend in the confines of those caves. Rover was denied the chance to run, as he so loved to do, and there was barely room to chase his own tail. What’s worse is that Osama had left in such a hurry that he hadn’t thought to bring a supply of dog food. Whilst Rover was thrown a few scraps left by Osama’s henchmen, it simply wasn’t enough for a dog of his build. Rover had to turn to eating his own faeces.
Eventually Rover did get out of the caves. The Americans got lost in the cave entrance, and kept going around in circles. Osama fled out of a back route, and Rover faithfully followed his master out of there.
Things didn’t improve for Rover in a manner in which he had hoped though. Osama Bin Laden is now on the run full time, moving from secret base to secret base, spread around dozens of different countries. Rover has lost interest in making new friends in each of these neighbourhoods, as he’s always forced to move away, and lose his new friends. What’s worse is that some of Osama’s stooges in these other countries aren’t big dog fans, and they regularly aim kicks into Rover midriff, calling him a ‘mutt’.
Rover has considered fleeing from this life, to something new, but then he thinks of all of his doggy forefathers, and how they have stood my Masters through thick and through thin. To go would be to disappoint all of the dogs that came before him, so he stays.
Occasionally Rover does get a little love and kindness from his Master, don’t be fooled into believing that Osama is a wholly evil man. No, between hatching plots Osama will often offer Rover chocolatey treats, and rub his beard against Rovers belly. It’s these rare moments that keep Rover’s nose wet.
As sad as this case is though, it’s nothing compared to what Saddam Hussain’s canaries have been through...
*Chuckles*
Great stuff, as ever, Mr. Meka.
*Applauds* :-)
*Applauds* :-)
That is very funny.
lol
i know it is sick but the bit with rover eating his own faeces was funny
keep up the good work
i know it is sick but the bit with rover eating his own faeces was funny
keep up the good work
In any situation there are often innocents that get pulled into it, against their will, then have to deal with it in any way that they can.
Osama Bin Laden’s dog, Rover, is one such creature effected by the actions of his master and completely incapable of changing the situation whatsoever. Do you really thing that Rover Bin Laden wanted to get involved with international terrorism associated with Al Quieda?
I can tell you one thing for sure, Rover pined on September 11th when he saw the twin towers fall, he didn’t want it to happen. He knew it was coming though, he was laying by the fire whilst Osama and his cronies were plotting it. He even tried to inform the US Authorities, but some foolish secretary at the White House couldn’t hear the serious tone in his bark, and assumed it was a prank.
So the USA, with their Enduring Freedom campaign set about capturing Osama Bin Laden. Do you think anyone thought of Rover in these times? When Osama fled to the caves, he didn’t give consideration as to whether this was a suitable environment for a dog to live in. No, Rover was just dragged along on his leash, deep into the maze of caves that made up Osama Bin Laden’s hiding place.
Many weeks were spend in the confines of those caves. Rover was denied the chance to run, as he so loved to do, and there was barely room to chase his own tail. What’s worse is that Osama had left in such a hurry that he hadn’t thought to bring a supply of dog food. Whilst Rover was thrown a few scraps left by Osama’s henchmen, it simply wasn’t enough for a dog of his build. Rover had to turn to eating his own faeces.
Eventually Rover did get out of the caves. The Americans got lost in the cave entrance, and kept going around in circles. Osama fled out of a back route, and Rover faithfully followed his master out of there.
Things didn’t improve for Rover in a manner in which he had hoped though. Osama Bin Laden is now on the run full time, moving from secret base to secret base, spread around dozens of different countries. Rover has lost interest in making new friends in each of these neighbourhoods, as he’s always forced to move away, and lose his new friends. What’s worse is that some of Osama’s stooges in these other countries aren’t big dog fans, and they regularly aim kicks into Rover midriff, calling him a ‘mutt’.
Rover has considered fleeing from this life, to something new, but then he thinks of all of his doggy forefathers, and how they have stood my Masters through thick and through thin. To go would be to disappoint all of the dogs that came before him, so he stays.
Occasionally Rover does get a little love and kindness from his Master, don’t be fooled into believing that Osama is a wholly evil man. No, between hatching plots Osama will often offer Rover chocolatey treats, and rub his beard against Rovers belly. It’s these rare moments that keep Rover’s nose wet.
As sad as this case is though, it’s nothing compared to what Saddam Hussain’s canaries have been through...
Osama Bin Laden’s dog, Rover, is one such creature effected by the actions of his master and completely incapable of changing the situation whatsoever. Do you really thing that Rover Bin Laden wanted to get involved with international terrorism associated with Al Quieda?
I can tell you one thing for sure, Rover pined on September 11th when he saw the twin towers fall, he didn’t want it to happen. He knew it was coming though, he was laying by the fire whilst Osama and his cronies were plotting it. He even tried to inform the US Authorities, but some foolish secretary at the White House couldn’t hear the serious tone in his bark, and assumed it was a prank.
So the USA, with their Enduring Freedom campaign set about capturing Osama Bin Laden. Do you think anyone thought of Rover in these times? When Osama fled to the caves, he didn’t give consideration as to whether this was a suitable environment for a dog to live in. No, Rover was just dragged along on his leash, deep into the maze of caves that made up Osama Bin Laden’s hiding place.
Many weeks were spend in the confines of those caves. Rover was denied the chance to run, as he so loved to do, and there was barely room to chase his own tail. What’s worse is that Osama had left in such a hurry that he hadn’t thought to bring a supply of dog food. Whilst Rover was thrown a few scraps left by Osama’s henchmen, it simply wasn’t enough for a dog of his build. Rover had to turn to eating his own faeces.
Eventually Rover did get out of the caves. The Americans got lost in the cave entrance, and kept going around in circles. Osama fled out of a back route, and Rover faithfully followed his master out of there.
Things didn’t improve for Rover in a manner in which he had hoped though. Osama Bin Laden is now on the run full time, moving from secret base to secret base, spread around dozens of different countries. Rover has lost interest in making new friends in each of these neighbourhoods, as he’s always forced to move away, and lose his new friends. What’s worse is that some of Osama’s stooges in these other countries aren’t big dog fans, and they regularly aim kicks into Rover midriff, calling him a ‘mutt’.
Rover has considered fleeing from this life, to something new, but then he thinks of all of his doggy forefathers, and how they have stood my Masters through thick and through thin. To go would be to disappoint all of the dogs that came before him, so he stays.
Occasionally Rover does get a little love and kindness from his Master, don’t be fooled into believing that Osama is a wholly evil man. No, between hatching plots Osama will often offer Rover chocolatey treats, and rub his beard against Rovers belly. It’s these rare moments that keep Rover’s nose wet.
As sad as this case is though, it’s nothing compared to what Saddam Hussain’s canaries have been through...