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Welcome to SRW Eclipse!
“DARE YOU…DEAD DDT!” DEAD STAR BLASTS THROUGH THE ARENA, AS DW APPEARS ON THE SPECIALTRON!
He grins at the camera, as the crowd boos him. “You’re an ásshole” chants can be heard throughout the jam-packed arena. He has a shirt-mic attached to his limited edition t-shirt.
“Greetings my fans”, he says whittling. “Now I know you are all as pleased as I am that Dead or Alive are going to be Tag Team Champions the Eclipse after Burnout. We’re quite obviously going to win that match, I mean, c’mon, look at our opponents!
Dead Star plays once again. Someone comes flying through the crowd, and into the ring!
King: IT’S DW!
JR: Well I’ll be damned. We have a smirking DW up on the SpecialTron and now a smiling DW in the ring!
King: Heh, cool, two DW’s!
DW takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and begins.
“Yes, that was pre-recorded moments ago…it’s not exactly hard.” The crowd really give DW heat for this one. “Now I decided to come back early…just for you guys. Now, I’ve obviously come back for a reason…” The crowd don’t know what to make of it, so they stay quiet. “I have a message for Stone Edge. I’d tell him to his face, but he’s too scared to bring his little áss to the ring! So Stone Edge…I’m leaving Dead or Alive, ‘cos you suck! And Reaver…a message for you too. I’M LEAVING SPECIAL RESERVE WRESTLING…FOREVER! Y’see, good ol’ Mustafa, the owner of E!Wrestling has offered me a contract which I can’t refuse. And best of all, I’m guaranteed to get my deserved World Title! Mustafa Tosov, a great guy, deserves more respect then any SRW wrestler alone.”
The arena goes pitch black. Nothing can be seen except for them annoy penlights, which three ‘tards in the crowd are shining.
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(Warning: This crap clip is not suitable for younger viewers. The clip also contains strobe lighting effects. Broadband users should have no problem viewing. 56k or below people should allow 5 minutes for full viewing.)
DW is starting a get a tad scared now.
“Hey. What the freak’N heck is happing? I’m getting out of this place!”
Something can be heard. It sounds like a zephyr (a gentle wind) blowing in the background.
“ANARCHY IS HERE…LEAVING SRW IN FEAR!” ‘Fight’ (Summerslam theme) plays, and out walks Anarchy! Anarchy is on Eclipse! Anarchy is on Eclipse! He has a microphone, something to say perhaps.
“DW…I’ve worked with Mustafa, and I must say, he’s one hell of an ásshole! Reaver is a great commissioner. He never held you back…YOU DID! You’ll get the E!W Championship…but only because Anarchy has left Edge!Wrestling. Now…I’ve had enough of the chitchat. That’s what I’m here for…to get rid of all this all talk and no action malarkey. Do all my Anarchists want me to create some Anarchy on DW?”
The crowd go wild…it appears they like Anarchy!
“I’m not gunna do that…no no no.”
The crowd boo. They wanted to see DW and Anarchy go at it!
“Hey guys, I’m here for something more important. This isn’t chitchat…this is business. Y’see, I’ve been in the back, talking to LightCAW Champion Stone Edge…and we’ve decided that I, ANARCHY, WILL REPLACE DW IN THE SRW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT BURNOUT!”
The crowd have mixed reactions. I guess they don’t know whether to cheer or whether to cry!
“Burnout has come early…so DW, I suggest you take your leave before make you feel my Anarchy. I’m here to stay…and I have one BIG goal…to be the BEST!”
DW clambers through the crowd as ‘Fight’ plays out Anarchy.
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Anarchy (DW) has entered SRW. DW has left SRW. Erm, profile’s done, I’ll post it tomorrow. Bah, just read through it and this promo sucks more then Ulrika Johnson at a footballers party. Ho hum...
“DARE YOU…DEAD DDT!” DEAD STAR BLASTS THROUGH THE ARENA, AS DW APPEARS ON THE SPECIALTRON!
He grins at the camera, as the crowd boos him. “You’re an ásshole” chants can be heard throughout the jam-packed arena. He has a shirt-mic attached to his limited edition t-shirt.
“Greetings my fans”, he says whittling. “Now I know you are all as pleased as I am that Dead or Alive are going to be Tag Team Champions the Eclipse after Burnout. We’re quite obviously going to win that match, I mean, c’mon, look at our opponents!
Dead Star plays once again. Someone comes flying through the crowd, and into the ring!
King: IT’S DW!
JR: Well I’ll be damned. We have a smirking DW up on the SpecialTron and now a smiling DW in the ring!
King: Heh, cool, two DW’s!
DW takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and begins.
“Yes, that was pre-recorded moments ago…it’s not exactly hard.” The crowd really give DW heat for this one. “Now I decided to come back early…just for you guys. Now, I’ve obviously come back for a reason…” The crowd don’t know what to make of it, so they stay quiet. “I have a message for Stone Edge. I’d tell him to his face, but he’s too scared to bring his little áss to the ring! So Stone Edge…I’m leaving Dead or Alive, ‘cos you suck! And Reaver…a message for you too. I’M LEAVING SPECIAL RESERVE WRESTLING…FOREVER! Y’see, good ol’ Mustafa, the owner of E!Wrestling has offered me a contract which I can’t refuse. And best of all, I’m guaranteed to get my deserved World Title! Mustafa Tosov, a great guy, deserves more respect then any SRW wrestler alone.”
The arena goes pitch black. Nothing can be seen except for them annoy penlights, which three ‘tards in the crowd are shining.
us.share.geocities.com/gazzazcool/anarchyeclipsepromo1.gif
(Warning: This crap clip is not suitable for younger viewers. The clip also contains strobe lighting effects. Broadband users should have no problem viewing. 56k or below people should allow 5 minutes for full viewing.)
DW is starting a get a tad scared now.
“Hey. What the freak’N heck is happing? I’m getting out of this place!”
Something can be heard. It sounds like a zephyr (a gentle wind) blowing in the background.
“ANARCHY IS HERE…LEAVING SRW IN FEAR!” ‘Fight’ (Summerslam theme) plays, and out walks Anarchy! Anarchy is on Eclipse! Anarchy is on Eclipse! He has a microphone, something to say perhaps.
“DW…I’ve worked with Mustafa, and I must say, he’s one hell of an ásshole! Reaver is a great commissioner. He never held you back…YOU DID! You’ll get the E!W Championship…but only because Anarchy has left Edge!Wrestling. Now…I’ve had enough of the chitchat. That’s what I’m here for…to get rid of all this all talk and no action malarkey. Do all my Anarchists want me to create some Anarchy on DW?”
The crowd go wild…it appears they like Anarchy!
“I’m not gunna do that…no no no.”
The crowd boo. They wanted to see DW and Anarchy go at it!
“Hey guys, I’m here for something more important. This isn’t chitchat…this is business. Y’see, I’ve been in the back, talking to LightCAW Champion Stone Edge…and we’ve decided that I, ANARCHY, WILL REPLACE DW IN THE SRW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT BURNOUT!”
The crowd have mixed reactions. I guess they don’t know whether to cheer or whether to cry!
“Burnout has come early…so DW, I suggest you take your leave before make you feel my Anarchy. I’m here to stay…and I have one BIG goal…to be the BEST!”
DW clambers through the crowd as ‘Fight’ plays out Anarchy.
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Anarchy (DW) has entered SRW. DW has left SRW. Erm, profile’s done, I’ll post it tomorrow. Bah, just read through it and this promo sucks more then Ulrika Johnson at a footballers party. Ho hum...
Didn't see that coming! Still, Stone Edge has a promo coming up..He'll set all the records straight with everything thats been going on lately...
Ant wrote:
> We've had the titles for a while now...
That hits the nail of the head ;c)
> We've had the titles for a while now...
That hits the nail of the head ;c)
Might depend on whether you win the match at Burnout or not. {:)
GO ELEMENTS!
We've had the titles for a while now...but we're just gonna prove how good we are at Burnout and successfully defend them again!
GO ELEMENTS!
We've had the titles for a while now...but we're just gonna prove how good we are at Burnout and successfully defend them again!
Well me and JAE haven't decided what's happening with Dead or Alive. I guess for now you could add him in, but the future doesn't necessarly lie with DoA.
Very good DW, an enjoyable plot twists which is what makes SRW special. It's another great new character that will replace DW and should excite things up a bit, especially at Burnout. I might post Reaver's thoughts on these developments later.
But really, Anarchy is just another guy for me to whoop. ;D
I really shouldn't be so cocky...I've only been CAW World Champion for once, and that was only for a month before I lost it to Cong Man. :D
Nice one DW, i'll update the Burnout match.
I take it Anarchy is part of DoA now?
But really, Anarchy is just another guy for me to whoop. ;D
I really shouldn't be so cocky...I've only been CAW World Champion for once, and that was only for a month before I lost it to Cong Man. :D
Nice one DW, i'll update the Burnout match.
I take it Anarchy is part of DoA now?
Haha! I was right!
*does a little jig*
*does a little jig*
Nice stuff DW and a great little twist now involved in the Triple Threat Tag Team match at Burnout.
Your right, DW did suck :) Nah...
Your right, DW did suck :) Nah...
Nah, he's not gunna wrestle in SRW again, promo or not. DW was getting very boring...
:c)
:c)
Ah.
It all fits together now.
:-D
Nice stuff, and whoever is writing that Tag Team match had better pay attention. But surely DW would put up some kind of a fight? :-)
It all fits together now.
:-D
Nice stuff, and whoever is writing that Tag Team match had better pay attention. But surely DW would put up some kind of a fight? :-)
Welcome to SRW Eclipse!
“DARE YOU…DEAD DDT!” DEAD STAR BLASTS THROUGH THE ARENA, AS DW APPEARS ON THE SPECIALTRON!
He grins at the camera, as the crowd boos him. “You’re an ásshole” chants can be heard throughout the jam-packed arena. He has a shirt-mic attached to his limited edition t-shirt.
“Greetings my fans”, he says whittling. “Now I know you are all as pleased as I am that Dead or Alive are going to be Tag Team Champions the Eclipse after Burnout. We’re quite obviously going to win that match, I mean, c’mon, look at our opponents!
Dead Star plays once again. Someone comes flying through the crowd, and into the ring!
King: IT’S DW!
JR: Well I’ll be damned. We have a smirking DW up on the SpecialTron and now a smiling DW in the ring!
King: Heh, cool, two DW’s!
DW takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and begins.
“Yes, that was pre-recorded moments ago…it’s not exactly hard.” The crowd really give DW heat for this one. “Now I decided to come back early…just for you guys. Now, I’ve obviously come back for a reason…” The crowd don’t know what to make of it, so they stay quiet. “I have a message for Stone Edge. I’d tell him to his face, but he’s too scared to bring his little áss to the ring! So Stone Edge…I’m leaving Dead or Alive, ‘cos you suck! And Reaver…a message for you too. I’M LEAVING SPECIAL RESERVE WRESTLING…FOREVER! Y’see, good ol’ Mustafa, the owner of E!Wrestling has offered me a contract which I can’t refuse. And best of all, I’m guaranteed to get my deserved World Title! Mustafa Tosov, a great guy, deserves more respect then any SRW wrestler alone.”
The arena goes pitch black. Nothing can be seen except for them annoy penlights, which three ‘tards in the crowd are shining.
us.share.geocities.com/gazzazcool/anarchyeclipsepromo1.gif
(Warning: This crap clip is not suitable for younger viewers. The clip also contains strobe lighting effects. Broadband users should have no problem viewing. 56k or below people should allow 5 minutes for full viewing.)
DW is starting a get a tad scared now.
“Hey. What the freak’N heck is happing? I’m getting out of this place!”
Something can be heard. It sounds like a zephyr (a gentle wind) blowing in the background.
“ANARCHY IS HERE…LEAVING SRW IN FEAR!” ‘Fight’ (Summerslam theme) plays, and out walks Anarchy! Anarchy is on Eclipse! Anarchy is on Eclipse! He has a microphone, something to say perhaps.
“DW…I’ve worked with Mustafa, and I must say, he’s one hell of an ásshole! Reaver is a great commissioner. He never held you back…YOU DID! You’ll get the E!W Championship…but only because Anarchy has left Edge!Wrestling. Now…I’ve had enough of the chitchat. That’s what I’m here for…to get rid of all this all talk and no action malarkey. Do all my Anarchists want me to create some Anarchy on DW?”
The crowd go wild…it appears they like Anarchy!
“I’m not gunna do that…no no no.”
The crowd boo. They wanted to see DW and Anarchy go at it!
“Hey guys, I’m here for something more important. This isn’t chitchat…this is business. Y’see, I’ve been in the back, talking to LightCAW Champion Stone Edge…and we’ve decided that I, ANARCHY, WILL REPLACE DW IN THE SRW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT BURNOUT!”
The crowd have mixed reactions. I guess they don’t know whether to cheer or whether to cry!
“Burnout has come early…so DW, I suggest you take your leave before make you feel my Anarchy. I’m here to stay…and I have one BIG goal…to be the BEST!”
DW clambers through the crowd as ‘Fight’ plays out Anarchy.
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Anarchy (DW) has entered SRW. DW has left SRW. Erm, profile’s done, I’ll post it tomorrow. Bah, just read through it and this promo sucks more then Ulrika Johnson at a footballers party. Ho hum...
“DARE YOU…DEAD DDT!” DEAD STAR BLASTS THROUGH THE ARENA, AS DW APPEARS ON THE SPECIALTRON!
He grins at the camera, as the crowd boos him. “You’re an ásshole” chants can be heard throughout the jam-packed arena. He has a shirt-mic attached to his limited edition t-shirt.
“Greetings my fans”, he says whittling. “Now I know you are all as pleased as I am that Dead or Alive are going to be Tag Team Champions the Eclipse after Burnout. We’re quite obviously going to win that match, I mean, c’mon, look at our opponents!
Dead Star plays once again. Someone comes flying through the crowd, and into the ring!
King: IT’S DW!
JR: Well I’ll be damned. We have a smirking DW up on the SpecialTron and now a smiling DW in the ring!
King: Heh, cool, two DW’s!
DW takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia (Shaneo) and begins.
“Yes, that was pre-recorded moments ago…it’s not exactly hard.” The crowd really give DW heat for this one. “Now I decided to come back early…just for you guys. Now, I’ve obviously come back for a reason…” The crowd don’t know what to make of it, so they stay quiet. “I have a message for Stone Edge. I’d tell him to his face, but he’s too scared to bring his little áss to the ring! So Stone Edge…I’m leaving Dead or Alive, ‘cos you suck! And Reaver…a message for you too. I’M LEAVING SPECIAL RESERVE WRESTLING…FOREVER! Y’see, good ol’ Mustafa, the owner of E!Wrestling has offered me a contract which I can’t refuse. And best of all, I’m guaranteed to get my deserved World Title! Mustafa Tosov, a great guy, deserves more respect then any SRW wrestler alone.”
The arena goes pitch black. Nothing can be seen except for them annoy penlights, which three ‘tards in the crowd are shining.
us.share.geocities.com/gazzazcool/anarchyeclipsepromo1.gif
(Warning: This crap clip is not suitable for younger viewers. The clip also contains strobe lighting effects. Broadband users should have no problem viewing. 56k or below people should allow 5 minutes for full viewing.)
DW is starting a get a tad scared now.
“Hey. What the freak’N heck is happing? I’m getting out of this place!”
Something can be heard. It sounds like a zephyr (a gentle wind) blowing in the background.
“ANARCHY IS HERE…LEAVING SRW IN FEAR!” ‘Fight’ (Summerslam theme) plays, and out walks Anarchy! Anarchy is on Eclipse! Anarchy is on Eclipse! He has a microphone, something to say perhaps.
“DW…I’ve worked with Mustafa, and I must say, he’s one hell of an ásshole! Reaver is a great commissioner. He never held you back…YOU DID! You’ll get the E!W Championship…but only because Anarchy has left Edge!Wrestling. Now…I’ve had enough of the chitchat. That’s what I’m here for…to get rid of all this all talk and no action malarkey. Do all my Anarchists want me to create some Anarchy on DW?”
The crowd go wild…it appears they like Anarchy!
“I’m not gunna do that…no no no.”
The crowd boo. They wanted to see DW and Anarchy go at it!
“Hey guys, I’m here for something more important. This isn’t chitchat…this is business. Y’see, I’ve been in the back, talking to LightCAW Champion Stone Edge…and we’ve decided that I, ANARCHY, WILL REPLACE DW IN THE SRW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT BURNOUT!”
The crowd have mixed reactions. I guess they don’t know whether to cheer or whether to cry!
“Burnout has come early…so DW, I suggest you take your leave before make you feel my Anarchy. I’m here to stay…and I have one BIG goal…to be the BEST!”
DW clambers through the crowd as ‘Fight’ plays out Anarchy.
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Anarchy (DW) has entered SRW. DW has left SRW. Erm, profile’s done, I’ll post it tomorrow. Bah, just read through it and this promo sucks more then Ulrika Johnson at a footballers party. Ho hum...