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Sat 06/01/01 at 02:09
Regular
Posts: 787
The game is, controling one match with each of 2 analogue controlers (think domino on goldeneye), to light one, then put both matches heads together so they both burn and the tips fuse together, so you can blow them out, hold one match, and the other will stay attached. "But a game like this needs a cunning twist", you say. The twist is that it's actually very easy to do, but the challenge is to get the right matches that will do it, tricky, because most don't seem to work, then to perform the deed without some condesending git whinging about playing with matches boo hoo dangerous blah blah stop it.

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Dr Duck inc in no way endorses playing
with matches and accepts no liability for
eyebrows or whatever else lost while doing
this. It's just a game fool. A game. Did
you try to kill everyone after playing on
your dreamcast the other night? Well, did
you fool? No. So don't copy my game either.
Fool.
I pity the fool...
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Sat 06/01/01 at 02:09
Regular
Posts: 8,220
The game is, controling one match with each of 2 analogue controlers (think domino on goldeneye), to light one, then put both matches heads together so they both burn and the tips fuse together, so you can blow them out, hold one match, and the other will stay attached. "But a game like this needs a cunning twist", you say. The twist is that it's actually very easy to do, but the challenge is to get the right matches that will do it, tricky, because most don't seem to work, then to perform the deed without some condesending git whinging about playing with matches boo hoo dangerous blah blah stop it.

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Dr Duck inc in no way endorses playing
with matches and accepts no liability for
eyebrows or whatever else lost while doing
this. It's just a game fool. A game. Did
you try to kill everyone after playing on
your dreamcast the other night? Well, did
you fool? No. So don't copy my game either.
Fool.
I pity the fool...
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