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You see, I don't pop in here to bore myself to tears, or stare endlessly at a monitor screen fully intent on never changing. Yet, pretty much all day there has been nothing of any remote value in this forum. Nothing.
Where are the spasmodic attempts to report news? The moronic attempts to whip up some anti or pro war sensationalism? The endless pontification on subjects like drugs and prostitution?
There is none of this today. No mention of the foreboding destruction in the middle east, no sign of escalating domestic issues and not even a whiff sensationalist stupidity.
This forum is the only newspaper I read. How the hell am I supposed to know what's going on in the world if you bloated oafs aren't going to tell me? Quite simply, this isn't good enough. I want the news, now. Wherever and whenever I am, you simple, talentless worms should be providing the goods. I don't even know what makes you deplorable spawn of promiscuous and indiscriminate harlets think that you have time to read this thread.
Go, gather news, and deliver it to me. Here. Now.
Filthy bunch of cretinous peons.
Justin: eh? I'm only here to repair the photocopier mate.
Bada boom!
> didn't you leave?
Your lack of vocabulary is actually something of a cause for concern. I'd see a doctor if I were you, or a full bottle of aspirin.
> You see, I don't pop in here to bore myself to tears, or stare
> endlessly at a monitor screen fully intent on never changing. Yet,
> pretty much all day there has been nothing of any remote value in this
> forum. Nothing.
Last time you posted something like this, didn't you leave?
> Your quest for stupidity must be one undertaken alone, else what is
> the purpose of being an assgurner?
I hope that while you typed that with one hand, the other was compiling a comprehensive dossier on world affairs, the history of the mayan people and technology that can slow down light to a crawl.
I want your report no later than tomorrow morning, 10AM.
> This forum is the only newspaper I read.
capíche?
Go, oh hunter/gatherers. Bring purpose to your lives and warmth to your masters heart. For what are you without me?
Exactly. Now go.
Chris Kirkland is out for the season due to his injuiry against Palace. Rangers have signed defender Jerome Bonnissel from Girondins Bordeaux.
Candidates in Israel's general election have been making last-minute appeals before voting begins on Tuesday. Final opinion polls indicate victory for the right-wing Likud Party of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, with the opposition Labour Party facing its biggest ever defeat.
The secular centrist Shinui Party could emerge as the third largest party, polls show.
Happy now?
or is that too much effort?