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"Superbowl Goodies"

They did the traditional thing of playing new trailers for the upcoming Summer movies and, thanks to the innerweb, you can now watch them online.

The Matrix Reloaded.
Yes. Yes indeed. Neo flying, Morpheus wearing his shades and saying "Yes", Trinity in leather. And lots and lots of Agent Smiths. Upside fighting on a ceiling, Neo with a pole fighting 50+ Smiths in bullet-time, lots and lots of Sentinels. Agent leaping from car to car on a freeway.
This will rock. The Matrix, for me, reignited my childhood love of sci-fi after George Lucas dropped the CGI ball.

The Hulk.
Anyone over a certain age will remember watching The Hulk. And they've kept the bits we know and love. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry".
See Hulk smash lab! See Hulk swing tank by turret! See Hulk smash mirror!
Jennifer Connolly is love interest (See Hulk touch boob?) and Eric "Chopper" Bana is David Banner.
All this needs is the tragic "Da-da-da-daaaaa" sad-walking-away music at the end to be cool.

The Matrix 2 and The Hulk.
Big yes

Imagine a gameshow similar to Name that Tune with men beating out a pop song on demand.

"I'll fap that tune in five".

*But not when you are recording that DVD for me*.

The sagacious one wrote:
> I'll take 10 copies if you can use your imagination for the second
> hour: being a fan of nature documentaries can you conjure up a
> gratuitous beaver-cam slow mo?
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There is a commentary, but it's mainly just breathing with occasional "Urrgh".
And on track 2 is just a "Fap Fap Fap" sound for 13 minutes.
Then a break for 30
Then "Fap fap fap"

Anywhere I can download the Matrix trailer instead of using plug-in? I get annoyed by having to wait ages each time for the trailer to load up and then I can't watch it again after I've closed the window.

You Pert-vert.

I'll take 10 copies if you can use your imagination for the second hour: being a fan of nature documentaries can you conjure up a gratuitous beaver-cam slow mo?

*Laughs*

Pert.

Trinity climbs out of the bath and....sssshhhhOOOOPPPPP....bullet-time.
For an hour.

Goatboy wrote:
> There is in the Goatboy Edited DVD version, available in my head.
> For about 2 years now.

Have you been thinking about big ones, pert ones or novelty ones? I'm not parting with my money until I know the nature of the merchandise.

The matrix 2..

..apparantly, i read somewhere, they built their own $3,000,000 highway for the film.....just to blow it up!

Random piece of info there which has probably already been posted, but hey, I ain't been here for a while.

I saw the hulk one when i went to see the two towers.

"Even now i can feel it"

There is in the Goatboy Edited DVD version, available in my head.
For about 2 years now.