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“So you, DW, have inadvertently built a…”
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Ant looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes, me.”
“DW.”
“Yes, me, DW. I have done that.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re DW, yes?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“That I’m DW?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, I am DW.”
“You’re not Stephen Hawking or anyone in disguise?”
“No, I am DW.”
“And you have built a perfectly functioning Time Machine?”
“Yes.”
“Okay…I’m gonna go outside for a minute.”
As Ant left the room in shock, DW smiled. After all, who would’ve thought that he would be the first man in history to build a Time Machine!? And who cares if it was inadvertently?
All DW had been trying to do was make himself a bowl of corn flakes, something he usually let his dog do. Now, the fact that DW had been able to make a Time Machine instead of his bowl of refreshing, tasty Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, just proved him unbelievably stupid he was. But he didn’t really care, because he’d built a Time Machine, and that made him look really, **really** clever. Even if he did do it trying to make himself breakfast.
“Oi, Ant you punk!” DW shouted outside.
“What?”
“Get the others…we’re going on a journey through time to rid the world of all evil!”
“You what? I’ve got coursework to finish first!”
“You can do that in 1675, but now go and get the others!”
_______________________________________
“So you, DW, have inadvertently built a…”
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Grandprix looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes-“
“Look, we’ve been through this already,” Ant interrupted. “DW has built a Time Machine despite being stupider than George Bush’s advisors. And now he wants to go on some suicidal trip to kill all the evil people that have ever lived before they do their damage. And I still have an essay to write on Hitler.”
“You won’t have to write it if we travel back in time and kill him in his sleep, before he even became leader of the Nazis,” DW said smugly.
“Yes…but…I…” Ant gave up, “fine then, lets go.”
“Whoa who whoa WHOA!” Starlight said, Rock-style. “Who said I was going on this little excursion?”
“You did,” Grandprix said bluntly. “Earlier, on the way here.”
“Oh…yeah.”
“Okay, if we’re gonna do this, then I propose we need to work out everyone’s main talents and the utilise them,” Cong Man began, taking charge. “Lets see who we’ve got…DW, Ant, Starlight, Grandprix, me, Jetster, Jericho15, Figo, AfroJoe, RM18, Asher D, Hercules and LL Cool TT. Now, lets just have a big brain storm of one talent we all have that could be useful on this trip.”
Silence ensued.
“C’mon, ideas everyone.”
More silence.
“I’m gonna make a bowl of corn flakes,” DW said, noticing the pains in his stomach.
“NO!!!” Everyone cried.
“Okay okay…”
“All right then, lets put this into perspective,” Cong Man continued, “none of us have any talent whatsoever.”
Everyone nodded and murmured agreement.
“All right then. So, where do we begin?”
“What about my essay?” Ant asked.
“Okay then…firstly, we travel back to the 1920s and kill Hitler before he can wreak havoc on the world, including Ant’s essay. DW…set up the Time Machine!”
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Now that the forum is quite popular, I felt another of these is in order. I hope you like the idea, it could go on for ages, so try and keep it fresh and funny. Implement your own ideas into the story etc. and just have fun writing it. Also, if I've missed you out (sorry), then just add yourself into it at some point.
Now…continue the story, dammit! {:)
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Ant looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes, me.”
“DW.”
“Yes, me, DW. I have done that.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re DW, yes?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“That I’m DW?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, I am DW.”
“You’re not Stephen Hawking or anyone in disguise?”
“No, I am DW.”
“And you have built a perfectly functioning Time Machine?”
“Yes.”
“Okay…I’m gonna go outside for a minute.”
As Ant left the room in shock, DW smiled. After all, who would’ve thought that he would be the first man in history to build a Time Machine!? And who cares if it was inadvertently?
All DW had been trying to do was make himself a bowl of corn flakes, something he usually let his dog do. Now, the fact that DW had been able to make a Time Machine instead of his bowl of refreshing, tasty Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, just proved him unbelievably stupid he was. But he didn’t really care, because he’d built a Time Machine, and that made him look really, **really** clever. Even if he did do it trying to make himself breakfast.
“Oi, Ant you punk!” DW shouted outside.
“What?”
“Get the others…we’re going on a journey through time to rid the world of all evil!”
“You what? I’ve got coursework to finish first!”
“You can do that in 1675, but now go and get the others!”
_______________________________________
“So you, DW, have inadvertently built a…”
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Grandprix looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes-“
“Look, we’ve been through this already,” Ant interrupted. “DW has built a Time Machine despite being stupider than George Bush’s advisors. And now he wants to go on some suicidal trip to kill all the evil people that have ever lived before they do their damage. And I still have an essay to write on Hitler.”
“You won’t have to write it if we travel back in time and kill him in his sleep, before he even became leader of the Nazis,” DW said smugly.
“Yes…but…I…” Ant gave up, “fine then, lets go.”
“Whoa who whoa WHOA!” Starlight said, Rock-style. “Who said I was going on this little excursion?”
“You did,” Grandprix said bluntly. “Earlier, on the way here.”
“Oh…yeah.”
“Okay, if we’re gonna do this, then I propose we need to work out everyone’s main talents and the utilise them,” Cong Man began, taking charge. “Lets see who we’ve got…DW, Ant, Starlight, Grandprix, me, Jetster, Jericho15, Figo, AfroJoe, RM18, Asher D, Hercules and LL Cool TT. Now, lets just have a big brain storm of one talent we all have that could be useful on this trip.”
Silence ensued.
“C’mon, ideas everyone.”
More silence.
“I’m gonna make a bowl of corn flakes,” DW said, noticing the pains in his stomach.
“NO!!!” Everyone cried.
“Okay okay…”
“All right then, lets put this into perspective,” Cong Man continued, “none of us have any talent whatsoever.”
Everyone nodded and murmured agreement.
“All right then. So, where do we begin?”
“What about my essay?” Ant asked.
“Okay then…firstly, we travel back to the 1920s and kill Hitler before he can wreak havoc on the world, including Ant’s essay. DW…set up the Time Machine!”
_____________________________________
Now that the forum is quite popular, I felt another of these is in order. I hope you like the idea, it could go on for ages, so try and keep it fresh and funny. Implement your own ideas into the story etc. and just have fun writing it. Also, if I've missed you out (sorry), then just add yourself into it at some point.
Now…continue the story, dammit! {:)
"Well its simple really, using the most advanced geo-matric duel force blasters, we telepathically enter the Time Machine ID frequency code. And hey, bingo we are off!"
After a long pause, Starlight breaks the silence....
"You, what?! I don't understand a word of that. And i thought you was suppose to be thick?"
"Im only reading what it says here in this 'Back to the Future' book" Dw replied
"I can see we are gonna be here for a while..." Ant grumbled.
After a long pause, Starlight breaks the silence....
"You, what?! I don't understand a word of that. And i thought you was suppose to be thick?"
"Im only reading what it says here in this 'Back to the Future' book" Dw replied
"I can see we are gonna be here for a while..." Ant grumbled.
"Erm, are you sure it's wise letting DW set up the Time Machine? He can't even make a bowl of cornflakes." inquired Grandprix. "Also, wouldn't altering the past unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum?"
Everyone looks at each other bemused.
"I was only reading off this cornflakes box."
"Ahhh, cornflakes. Where would we be without them?" said DW, dreamily.
"Up the pub!" mumbled Starlight.
"Okay, okay," said Ant. "Let's get this sorted out. DW, try to explain how this Time Machine works otherwise we will be here for years trying to work it out."
DW explained...
Everyone looks at each other bemused.
"I was only reading off this cornflakes box."
"Ahhh, cornflakes. Where would we be without them?" said DW, dreamily.
"Up the pub!" mumbled Starlight.
"Okay, okay," said Ant. "Let's get this sorted out. DW, try to explain how this Time Machine works otherwise we will be here for years trying to work it out."
DW explained...
“So you, DW, have inadvertently built a…”
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Ant looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes, me.”
“DW.”
“Yes, me, DW. I have done that.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re DW, yes?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“That I’m DW?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, I am DW.”
“You’re not Stephen Hawking or anyone in disguise?”
“No, I am DW.”
“And you have built a perfectly functioning Time Machine?”
“Yes.”
“Okay…I’m gonna go outside for a minute.”
As Ant left the room in shock, DW smiled. After all, who would’ve thought that he would be the first man in history to build a Time Machine!? And who cares if it was inadvertently?
All DW had been trying to do was make himself a bowl of corn flakes, something he usually let his dog do. Now, the fact that DW had been able to make a Time Machine instead of his bowl of refreshing, tasty Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, just proved him unbelievably stupid he was. But he didn’t really care, because he’d built a Time Machine, and that made him look really, **really** clever. Even if he did do it trying to make himself breakfast.
“Oi, Ant you punk!” DW shouted outside.
“What?”
“Get the others…we’re going on a journey through time to rid the world of all evil!”
“You what? I’ve got coursework to finish first!”
“You can do that in 1675, but now go and get the others!”
_______________________________________
“So you, DW, have inadvertently built a…”
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Grandprix looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes-“
“Look, we’ve been through this already,” Ant interrupted. “DW has built a Time Machine despite being stupider than George Bush’s advisors. And now he wants to go on some suicidal trip to kill all the evil people that have ever lived before they do their damage. And I still have an essay to write on Hitler.”
“You won’t have to write it if we travel back in time and kill him in his sleep, before he even became leader of the Nazis,” DW said smugly.
“Yes…but…I…” Ant gave up, “fine then, lets go.”
“Whoa who whoa WHOA!” Starlight said, Rock-style. “Who said I was going on this little excursion?”
“You did,” Grandprix said bluntly. “Earlier, on the way here.”
“Oh…yeah.”
“Okay, if we’re gonna do this, then I propose we need to work out everyone’s main talents and the utilise them,” Cong Man began, taking charge. “Lets see who we’ve got…DW, Ant, Starlight, Grandprix, me, Jetster, Jericho15, Figo, AfroJoe, RM18, Asher D, Hercules and LL Cool TT. Now, lets just have a big brain storm of one talent we all have that could be useful on this trip.”
Silence ensued.
“C’mon, ideas everyone.”
More silence.
“I’m gonna make a bowl of corn flakes,” DW said, noticing the pains in his stomach.
“NO!!!” Everyone cried.
“Okay okay…”
“All right then, lets put this into perspective,” Cong Man continued, “none of us have any talent whatsoever.”
Everyone nodded and murmured agreement.
“All right then. So, where do we begin?”
“What about my essay?” Ant asked.
“Okay then…firstly, we travel back to the 1920s and kill Hitler before he can wreak havoc on the world, including Ant’s essay. DW…set up the Time Machine!”
_____________________________________
Now that the forum is quite popular, I felt another of these is in order. I hope you like the idea, it could go on for ages, so try and keep it fresh and funny. Implement your own ideas into the story etc. and just have fun writing it. Also, if I've missed you out (sorry), then just add yourself into it at some point.
Now…continue the story, dammit! {:)
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Ant looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes, me.”
“DW.”
“Yes, me, DW. I have done that.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re DW, yes?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“That I’m DW?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, I am DW.”
“You’re not Stephen Hawking or anyone in disguise?”
“No, I am DW.”
“And you have built a perfectly functioning Time Machine?”
“Yes.”
“Okay…I’m gonna go outside for a minute.”
As Ant left the room in shock, DW smiled. After all, who would’ve thought that he would be the first man in history to build a Time Machine!? And who cares if it was inadvertently?
All DW had been trying to do was make himself a bowl of corn flakes, something he usually let his dog do. Now, the fact that DW had been able to make a Time Machine instead of his bowl of refreshing, tasty Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, just proved him unbelievably stupid he was. But he didn’t really care, because he’d built a Time Machine, and that made him look really, **really** clever. Even if he did do it trying to make himself breakfast.
“Oi, Ant you punk!” DW shouted outside.
“What?”
“Get the others…we’re going on a journey through time to rid the world of all evil!”
“You what? I’ve got coursework to finish first!”
“You can do that in 1675, but now go and get the others!”
_______________________________________
“So you, DW, have inadvertently built a…”
“Time Machine, yes.” DW finished the sentence.
Grandprix looked sceptically at him. “You?”
“Yes.”
“Have broken the laws of the Universe, and have made the biggest breakthrough in history.”
“Yes-“
“Look, we’ve been through this already,” Ant interrupted. “DW has built a Time Machine despite being stupider than George Bush’s advisors. And now he wants to go on some suicidal trip to kill all the evil people that have ever lived before they do their damage. And I still have an essay to write on Hitler.”
“You won’t have to write it if we travel back in time and kill him in his sleep, before he even became leader of the Nazis,” DW said smugly.
“Yes…but…I…” Ant gave up, “fine then, lets go.”
“Whoa who whoa WHOA!” Starlight said, Rock-style. “Who said I was going on this little excursion?”
“You did,” Grandprix said bluntly. “Earlier, on the way here.”
“Oh…yeah.”
“Okay, if we’re gonna do this, then I propose we need to work out everyone’s main talents and the utilise them,” Cong Man began, taking charge. “Lets see who we’ve got…DW, Ant, Starlight, Grandprix, me, Jetster, Jericho15, Figo, AfroJoe, RM18, Asher D, Hercules and LL Cool TT. Now, lets just have a big brain storm of one talent we all have that could be useful on this trip.”
Silence ensued.
“C’mon, ideas everyone.”
More silence.
“I’m gonna make a bowl of corn flakes,” DW said, noticing the pains in his stomach.
“NO!!!” Everyone cried.
“Okay okay…”
“All right then, lets put this into perspective,” Cong Man continued, “none of us have any talent whatsoever.”
Everyone nodded and murmured agreement.
“All right then. So, where do we begin?”
“What about my essay?” Ant asked.
“Okay then…firstly, we travel back to the 1920s and kill Hitler before he can wreak havoc on the world, including Ant’s essay. DW…set up the Time Machine!”
_____________________________________
Now that the forum is quite popular, I felt another of these is in order. I hope you like the idea, it could go on for ages, so try and keep it fresh and funny. Implement your own ideas into the story etc. and just have fun writing it. Also, if I've missed you out (sorry), then just add yourself into it at some point.
Now…continue the story, dammit! {:)