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Following the lead from that infamous labour spin doctor (using 9/11 as a "distraction, a deflection of people's attention away from other newsworthy items" seemed a good idea to her-stupid cow), I think today seems to be a good day to bury bad news in. It is quiet and no-one will revisit this thread.
My bad news: I was looking through my telescope last night and saw a fleet of about 10,000 alien craft passing Pluto, on a direct course for Earth. I couldn't make out details too clearly but they had several slogans daubed on their Immense weapon platforms, such as "The only good human is a dead human", "make war not love, which is an illogical emotion by the way" and "We strongly disagree with the result of the recently received 1957 Miss World contest". The other notables were "Born to grill, all humans on a barbecue the size of Texas", "Pieces through superior firepower" and "Adios amigo".
My favourite was a take on the classic "If you can read this sign, then you've obviously been captured by our graviton ray and are now being sucked directly into our probe room, where the Analrooter Infinity series awaits to give you an enema of epic proportions, we do so for the purpose of japery only as we know everything about your biology from reading your manual The Kama Sutra. P.s baby on board".
They should arrive just about the time when Britain has deployed a quarter of it's army in the Gulf and the rest are putting out skip fires and rescuing spiteful cats from trees.
My bad news: I was looking through my telescope last night and saw a fleet of about 10,000 alien craft passing Pluto, on a direct course for Earth. I couldn't make out details too clearly but they had several slogans daubed on their Immense weapon platforms, such as "The only good human is a dead human", "make war not love, which is an illogical emotion by the way" and "We strongly disagree with the result of the recently received 1957 Miss World contest". The other notables were "Born to grill, all humans on a barbecue the size of Texas", "Pieces through superior firepower" and "Adios amigo".
My favourite was a take on the classic "If you can read this sign, then you've obviously been captured by our graviton ray and are now being sucked directly into our probe room, where the Analrooter Infinity series awaits to give you an enema of epic proportions, we do so for the purpose of japery only as we know everything about your biology from reading your manual The Kama Sutra. P.s baby on board".
They should arrive just about the time when Britain has deployed a quarter of it's army in the Gulf and the rest are putting out skip fires and rescuing spiteful cats from trees.
An 'enema of epic proportions'. Funny stuff.
i do have to agree with the Aliens, the 1957 miss world contest was a complete sham.
Funny post
Funny post
Highly amusing. :D
They are big spacecraft...
The sagacious one wrote:
>
> My favourite was a take on the classic "If you can read this
> sign, then you've obviously been captured by our graviton ray and are
> now being sucked directly into our probe room, where the Analrooter
> Infinity series awaits to give you an enema of epic proportions, we do
> so for the purpose of japery only as we know everything about your
> biology from reading your manual The Kama Sutra. P.s baby on
> board".
>
Now thats what i'd call one big bumber sticker!
>
> My favourite was a take on the classic "If you can read this
> sign, then you've obviously been captured by our graviton ray and are
> now being sucked directly into our probe room, where the Analrooter
> Infinity series awaits to give you an enema of epic proportions, we do
> so for the purpose of japery only as we know everything about your
> biology from reading your manual The Kama Sutra. P.s baby on
> board".
>
Now thats what i'd call one big bumber sticker!
I was looking for other posts but no one wants to play today.
Guess my opening statement was prophetic after all.
Guess my opening statement was prophetic after all.
amusing, could've been expanded though, for amplified hilarity.
This was funny but I'm in a bad mood.
Sorry
Sorry
Following the lead from that infamous labour spin doctor (using 9/11 as a "distraction, a deflection of people's attention away from other newsworthy items" seemed a good idea to her-stupid cow), I think today seems to be a good day to bury bad news in. It is quiet and no-one will revisit this thread.
My bad news: I was looking through my telescope last night and saw a fleet of about 10,000 alien craft passing Pluto, on a direct course for Earth. I couldn't make out details too clearly but they had several slogans daubed on their Immense weapon platforms, such as "The only good human is a dead human", "make war not love, which is an illogical emotion by the way" and "We strongly disagree with the result of the recently received 1957 Miss World contest". The other notables were "Born to grill, all humans on a barbecue the size of Texas", "Pieces through superior firepower" and "Adios amigo".
My favourite was a take on the classic "If you can read this sign, then you've obviously been captured by our graviton ray and are now being sucked directly into our probe room, where the Analrooter Infinity series awaits to give you an enema of epic proportions, we do so for the purpose of japery only as we know everything about your biology from reading your manual The Kama Sutra. P.s baby on board".
They should arrive just about the time when Britain has deployed a quarter of it's army in the Gulf and the rest are putting out skip fires and rescuing spiteful cats from trees.
My bad news: I was looking through my telescope last night and saw a fleet of about 10,000 alien craft passing Pluto, on a direct course for Earth. I couldn't make out details too clearly but they had several slogans daubed on their Immense weapon platforms, such as "The only good human is a dead human", "make war not love, which is an illogical emotion by the way" and "We strongly disagree with the result of the recently received 1957 Miss World contest". The other notables were "Born to grill, all humans on a barbecue the size of Texas", "Pieces through superior firepower" and "Adios amigo".
My favourite was a take on the classic "If you can read this sign, then you've obviously been captured by our graviton ray and are now being sucked directly into our probe room, where the Analrooter Infinity series awaits to give you an enema of epic proportions, we do so for the purpose of japery only as we know everything about your biology from reading your manual The Kama Sutra. P.s baby on board".
They should arrive just about the time when Britain has deployed a quarter of it's army in the Gulf and the rest are putting out skip fires and rescuing spiteful cats from trees.