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"Jeesus Christ...don't you guys ever knock?!?"
The cmaera pans left to the cong man who rapidly does up his flies and throws some sort of magazine under the couch he was sat on.
"What the devil are you doing in here anyway? Theres no-one with a mic, so you can't be here to interview me. Whaddya want?"
Suddenly a thud is heard and the camera rapidly swings round 180° and just catches three figures come running through the door. A panicking cameraman swings back to where Cong was sitting. We soon realise that it's the elements who've come running through the door. And they're carrying steel chairs! Reaver gets right into the Cong Man's face.
"So, you think you're clever do you? Faking an injury to get a pin-fall over me?"
"Let me interrupt you there Reaver. I am clever."
With that two wardrobes spring open and out jump Hawk and Scotty Dogg! Reaver looks annoyed. The camera swings around and catches the door closing. Admiral Ape was standing behind it! The elements crumble under a crescendo of chair shots, as Cong Man does his nails.
Hawk, Scotty and Admiral Ape drag the limp bodies of the elements out into hall before closing the door and settling down to a game of cards.
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So many questions. Looks like the animalz are back on the same page. But has Admiral Ape joined them, or was he just hired help? Questions which need answers...unfortunately I don't have them.
> Hawk is really going through a strange stage at this moment in time.
>
> Face.
> Heel.
> Face.
> Heel.
> Now a face again.
>
> :-D
Still, less confusing than the mess the WWE made of Lesnar's turn, eh?
In other words, please don't ruin my main event and keep him as a heel. :D
Face.
Heel.
Face.
Heel.
Now a face again.
:-D
As for the Animalz, I only beat up Reaver, because, uh, I was asked so nicely. For the moment at least, I am a free agent.
> So, trying to get me to join the Animalz eh? We'll see what the future
> holds first. Maybe I'll join DoA then beat them all up.
Join DoA and beat them all up?! Nah..thats just not gonna happen...
Good Promo Cong. Should be interesting to see which way Admiral Ape turns over the next few weeks.
I will have my vengeance...but at the moment my head hurts too much. Damn you Animalz.
"Jeesus Christ...don't you guys ever knock?!?"
The cmaera pans left to the cong man who rapidly does up his flies and throws some sort of magazine under the couch he was sat on.
"What the devil are you doing in here anyway? Theres no-one with a mic, so you can't be here to interview me. Whaddya want?"
Suddenly a thud is heard and the camera rapidly swings round 180° and just catches three figures come running through the door. A panicking cameraman swings back to where Cong was sitting. We soon realise that it's the elements who've come running through the door. And they're carrying steel chairs! Reaver gets right into the Cong Man's face.
"So, you think you're clever do you? Faking an injury to get a pin-fall over me?"
"Let me interrupt you there Reaver. I am clever."
With that two wardrobes spring open and out jump Hawk and Scotty Dogg! Reaver looks annoyed. The camera swings around and catches the door closing. Admiral Ape was standing behind it! The elements crumble under a crescendo of chair shots, as Cong Man does his nails.
Hawk, Scotty and Admiral Ape drag the limp bodies of the elements out into hall before closing the door and settling down to a game of cards.
************
So many questions. Looks like the animalz are back on the same page. But has Admiral Ape joined them, or was he just hired help? Questions which need answers...unfortunately I don't have them.