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Golden Rhino, er-no, Tony, SNIPER
The object is to find the most useless and boring subject imaginable, and then bicker about it until the cows come home. Whoever can bicker the longest wins! However, each character has a special move:
Golden Rhino - Misinterpret: This is where rhino completely misses the point of the argument, and starts fighting just for the sake of fighting. he becomes twice as deadly as before.
Er-no - Kamikaze: This is where er-no gets so frustrated, that he goes Kamikaze and starts cursing and saying "I am leaving" and "Let me win". Insults do twice as much damage.
Tony - Speech: This is where Tony loses it and gives a humongous, boring speech, in an attempt to stop everyone else dead in their tracks.
Sniper - Crash: This is where Snipers speech gets so long, that it makes everyone else's browsers crash.
It's a cross between an RPG and a Fighter, different combinations of the buttons and controller moves create different "bickering" effects! As you bicker, your opponents, as well as yourself, lose hit points. Some forms of bickering may have different effects on different opponents. For example, insulting the N64 does a lot of damage to Rhino and er-no, but it does no damage to Tony. Insulting the PSX will do damage to Tony and sniper, but none to er-no. And so on and so forth. Vai will attempt to be the referee, but after about 5 minutes into the match, he'll get completely torn to shreds, and carried out on a stretcher by grix and vai . Eventually, as you wear each other's HP down, you get tired of bickering, run out of things to say, or repeat yourself so much it makes you dizzy, until you finally pass out, or Ali bans you. The last one left Bickering is the winner!
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Happy new year
Ant's OK
As he pretends to be the ruler of an Ant Kingdom then he is bound to get some stick!