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"Nooooooooooooo!"

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003021013,00.html

How did society let this happen? And more importantly, how minging/desperate/evil must her boyfriend be?

Mong-faced, bug-eyed clam-cheeked children should not be inflicted on this planet. Burn her!

er-no wrote:

"Also. She lives near Grix."

WHAT?

apparantly today in latest reports it emerged that this pregnancy was unplanned and Jade didn't want a baby at this time in her life. Unfortunately she mistook her birth control pills for a pack of Imperial Mints and well, the rest is history.

Bint

At a recent press conference...

In defence of the numerous ridicules and labasting, hurled in Jade's direction, her mum defends her pup; "Yeah she may be dim but she has a heart of gold".

*Jade is then seen hastily removing rings from her fingers saying that she doesn't want to wear jewellery made from human body parts.*

Mr Snuggly wrote:
"no more stupid children being raised by fish-eyed, Cabbage Patch-faced toeheads."

Best insult today I think.
She looks like a really stupid Riddler.

I was seriously thinking last night, would it be so terrible if potential mothers had to take an IQ test before they were allowed to get pregnant? That way, no more stupid children being raised by fish-eyed, Cabbage Patch-faced toeheads.

"The ex-dental nurse has been earning £5,000-a-week as Queen Dumplena in Snow White at Gravesend, Kent".

Apparently Jade agreed to do the panto but was worried about the crocodile with a clock in it's stomach.

I see her sometimes at the train station where I get on. And I sometimes see Rory McGrath at the end where I get off. So it's a fun-packed mongoloid celebrity packed day for me normally. Apparently Bill Odie (sp?) hangs about at the station I get off, so I might see him one day. I can only hope.

This is the mongoloid that thought thought the Thames was the only river in Britain right? And thought Anglia was a foreign country?

*chuckles*
I feel like Heston waking and seeing the chimp on the pony

"The pair share a £300,000 rented home in Thurrock, Essex."

Far far too close for comfort...

'Mum, Dad? We're moving!'