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MEN UNITE!!
How many times have you had a women put down a few rules on how they want things to be done, and of course we must do what they say??
Well here a few rules from us mens point of view!
1. Saturday's are for 4 things only, sports, T.V, Videogames and beer!Its like flatulance, a natural thing so just get over it!
2. We do not enjoy shopping with you! The reasons, we like fun shopping such as for videogames and movies, NOT CLOTHING we are not capable of getting excited about and handbag.
3. Examples of colours are, red, blue and yellow. Peach, strawberry and rasberry are fruits not colours. We have no idea what puce is.
4. If somthing itches it is our bodys way of asking us to scratch it, so we will.
5. Men on average maybe own 3 pairs of shoes 1 smart 1 old 1 for excersise, so we are not able to pick out 1 of your 30 pairs and give a reason why you should ware it with that dress.
6. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
Come on lads reply with your own rules that you would like all the ladies out there to adhere to! (keep it cleen)
How many times have you had a women put down a few rules on how they want things to be done, and of course we must do what they say??
Well here a few rules from us mens point of view!
1. Saturday's are for 4 things only, sports, T.V, Videogames and beer!Its like flatulance, a natural thing so just get over it!
2. We do not enjoy shopping with you! The reasons, we like fun shopping such as for videogames and movies, NOT CLOTHING we are not capable of getting excited about and handbag.
3. Examples of colours are, red, blue and yellow. Peach, strawberry and rasberry are fruits not colours. We have no idea what puce is.
4. If somthing itches it is our bodys way of asking us to scratch it, so we will.
5. Men on average maybe own 3 pairs of shoes 1 smart 1 old 1 for excersise, so we are not able to pick out 1 of your 30 pairs and give a reason why you should ware it with that dress.
6. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
Come on lads reply with your own rules that you would like all the ladies out there to adhere to! (keep it cleen)
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MEN UNITE!!
How many times have you had a women put down a few rules on how they want things to be done, and of course we must do what they say??
Well here a few rules from us mens point of view!
1. Saturday's are for 4 things only, sports, T.V, Videogames and beer!Its like flatulance, a natural thing so just get over it!
2. We do not enjoy shopping with you! The reasons, we like fun shopping such as for videogames and movies, NOT CLOTHING we are not capable of getting excited about and handbag.
3. Examples of colours are, red, blue and yellow. Peach, strawberry and rasberry are fruits not colours. We have no idea what puce is.
4. If somthing itches it is our bodys way of asking us to scratch it, so we will.
5. Men on average maybe own 3 pairs of shoes 1 smart 1 old 1 for excersise, so we are not able to pick out 1 of your 30 pairs and give a reason why you should ware it with that dress.
6. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
Come on lads reply with your own rules that you would like all the ladies out there to adhere to! (keep it cleen)
How many times have you had a women put down a few rules on how they want things to be done, and of course we must do what they say??
Well here a few rules from us mens point of view!
1. Saturday's are for 4 things only, sports, T.V, Videogames and beer!Its like flatulance, a natural thing so just get over it!
2. We do not enjoy shopping with you! The reasons, we like fun shopping such as for videogames and movies, NOT CLOTHING we are not capable of getting excited about and handbag.
3. Examples of colours are, red, blue and yellow. Peach, strawberry and rasberry are fruits not colours. We have no idea what puce is.
4. If somthing itches it is our bodys way of asking us to scratch it, so we will.
5. Men on average maybe own 3 pairs of shoes 1 smart 1 old 1 for excersise, so we are not able to pick out 1 of your 30 pairs and give a reason why you should ware it with that dress.
6. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't
hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
Come on lads reply with your own rules that you would like all the ladies out there to adhere to! (keep it cleen)