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"We now return to... when POP Station meets a monster truck!"
> :D
>
> "No more cheap crack houses for me!"
>
> *heads into crack mansion*
>
> "Would sir like his crack pipe pre-warmed?"
:')
I know it, but can't put my finger on it :D
Jog my memory please!
"no way a cynical marketing ploy to get people to buy this piece of crap."
Brilliant.
"No more cheap crack houses for me!"
*heads into crack mansion*
"Would sir like his crack pipe pre-warmed?"
> Can also be used as bait on the tube and in streets. Actually, I
> might give that a try. Imagine as the robber waits patiently,
> stalking me for a good hour while I play blissfully on my cool PSP.
> After going in for the kill, they run til out of breath, before
> finally realising the reward is some retarded clone manufactured by
> the millions in an illegal factory in China.
Sit on a wall outside your house in the street, playing it. Then, put it down and pop into a nearby house for a second (preferably your own). Film the results. Make sure there are people nearby. Watch them cry.
> "THIS A GREAT PRESENT FOR THE KIDS / IDEAL STOCKING FILLER FOR
> CHRISTMAS"
>
> You can just picture the little kiddies on xmas mornin', it drops out
> their stocking, their eyes light up...and then the crying...
Followed by the "why don't you love me anymore daddy? WHY!?"