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"The Worst Party Ever..."

Last night I went to a big party with my family (mum, dad, brother, sister). It was in a large hall, and we got there at 8pm. There was hardly anyone there apart from some annoying junior school kids.

More people started to come-and completely ignored us.

After half an hour we were the only ones on our own.
We'd saved a few seats for our friends, and when they got here, they completely ignored us, and walked straight past us to another table full of other people. They said they would comeover and talk to us but they never did.

No one was dancing, so the DJ got so desperate, that he played agadoo!!
My dad got so annoyed he went to the car to listen to his Bon Jovi cassette. We left without saying goodbye.

We went on to another small party with our good friends. That was quite good, as I ended up being surrounded by girls my age. (he he he)

BUT, I made a joke (no offence to anyone here whatsoever, it was just a stupid joke).
I said, "Do you know, that boys who go to Ceggs (an all-boy schools) end up being gay because of the lack of girls?"
No one laughed.
There was a boy I didn't know there called Richard in the room with us, and my friend Katey whispered to me, "Richard goes to Ceggs."

After hearing this news, I proccedded to say, "Its's just a rumour though, a silly joke. It's really stupid actually."

He didn't talk to me for the rest of the night.

The only funny time was when Katey sat on here champagne just as the clock turned 12. It looked like she'd wet ourselves.

Also, I got to play the crappy Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
I didn't like it, you just got the same questions over again.

Oh well, I just thought I'd tell you about my night, how was yours??

Thanks for reading, Ant.

I go to an all boys school, and assure you that no-one here is gay! With the exception of one guy who always gets beaten up that is!

SonicRav

i used to like english until they stopped giving us library lessons (Dos lessons for most people) and started teaching us then it got boring

Ant, that's K.E.G.S (King Edward Grammar School)not Ceggs, and I nearly went there, so shut your mouth you piece of monkey poo!!!!

Arghhhh i hate English, and i hate going to school just for one 1 hour exam. Except i get to go home earlier!

News. Or an advertisment?

A news report? Not sure.

Cheers so when you say it's non fiction in a newspaper what is that?

Fiction = storytime (novel/romance/sc-fi/H. Potter)
non-Fiction = reality time (dictionary/reference etc)

No can do: Downloading>Movie>Bathtime>Booktime>Read e-mails>Bedtime.

Maybe tomorrow.

Revision question, just a quick one, i've got English on Thursday! What is Reading Non-Fiction?

True, but then surely life as itself is only an experience to get us ready for whatever happens when we die?

(Yeah, you'll rot easier if you're half way there already.)

Humm.

Nevermind. Game of Unreal?