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"Gary Glitter - depraved but...impressive in a weird way"

See the news tonight?

Gary Glitter deported from Cambodia for "sex offences".
What the hell does a person have to do in order to be deported from Cambodia?
I mean it's not like that country is The Vatican, so what on God's green earth would a person have to do in order for them to say "Go away nasty bald nonce"

I dont approve of his previous actions in any way at all, but in a strange way, I sat there thinking "Jesus Christ Glitter, you got deported from Cambodia?"
My mind cannot comprehend the levels of otherwordly weirdness he must have participated in.

*shudders*

Cricket bat, Gaz Glitter, Howzat......

Corker!

A cricket bat up the Gary Glitter - that's what he needs.

"Howzat!"

I heard he invaded the Royal Cambodian Union of Cats dressed only in a toupé

I heard some official giving a statement saying that they didnt want the in the country.

I *think* I heard the real reason for his deportation, and it's not nearly as sick as you might think.

Apparently he was in Cambodia illegally, hadn't signed the proper papers or something, so when he got arrested, and wasn't a kosher resident they booted him out.

It's because of preious offences, right? He's not still up to his old tricks?

Yes, but when it comes to the kids becoming a target, then there is a problem.

Is Camboadia not a sex capital of the world

Allll sorts there

He was deported because the Cambodian president (or whatever she is called) fears for the safety of the children.

What a strange shaped head he has

Baaallddy