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"The stupid and funny quotes from metal gear solid!!"

Here are some to start with

"Plug your controller into controller port 2. If you do that he won't be able to read your mind!"
- Colonel Campbell

"Women have more hiding places than men."
- Meryl

"So, the Snake's finally come out of his hole!!!"
- Liquid Snake

"Snake, we don't need a rat trap! We need someone to stop them from launching that goddamn nuke!!!"
- Roy Campbell

Naomi: "Well, if you make it back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me."
Solid Snake: "I'll hold you to that, doctor."
- Naomi and Solid Snake

And finally in this part the most often word that snake probably says
"dam""dam""dam""dam".

Avatar Of Woe wrote:
> If you want weird/funny/stupid game dialog, the Resi series has
> some classics...

could you name some? i dont like the resident evil games, i played 2 and it is s**t< boring gore isnt going to make a game good, it needs to have other things in it aswell.

If you want weird/funny/stupid game dialog, the Resi series has some classics...

"As is; punctuation^.)

Ant wrote:
> No need to apologize. Is it a 'z' or an 's' in apologize...apologise???

Both spellings are correct I think.

(Quickly adds a full stop after think before Fantasy pulls him up on punctuation)

Yes, I think spelling is reasonably important.

yes!!! no!!!

does spelling matter ant

No need to apologize. Is it a 'z' or an 's' in apologize...apologise???

Yes i find it funny.

Anyway You did tell me about DAMN so i apologise

*Soon the day will come when us rhinos will crush yu ants*

Hey, I told you about, "Damn!"

And anyway, they're not that stupid. The Campbell one is wierd, but I would never of known otherwise!! The others are meant to be amusing.

Soz bout that.