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Jokes:
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop!
Why does DOS never say "Exelent file name"
God appears to a man and says you can have 1 wish. The man says he wants a bridge from Japan to the UK with 1,000,000 candles that never go out. God paused and said "isnt there anything else" to which the man said "how does a woman work?" God paused and then said "How many candels?"
Please add your jokes.
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop!
Why does DOS never say "Exelent file name"
God appears to a man and says you can have 1 wish. The man says he wants a bridge from Japan to the UK with 1,000,000 candles that never go out. God paused and said "isnt there anything else" to which the man said "how does a woman work?" God paused and then said "How many candels?"
Please add your jokes.
I've seen that before, but it's great none the less.
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster for sale.
The other farmer says, "yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy: He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."
Well, Randy the Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barn yard, giving the rooster a pep talk.
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer says with a chuckle.
Randy seems to understand; so the farmer points toward the henhouse and Randy takes off like a shot. Wham--- He nails every hen in there three or four times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. Wham---He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's in with the ducks. Randy is jumping on every fowl the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and upon awakening the next day finds Randy dead as a doorknob, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
The other farmer says, "yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy: He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."
Well, Randy the Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barn yard, giving the rooster a pep talk.
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer says with a chuckle.
Randy seems to understand; so the farmer points toward the henhouse and Randy takes off like a shot. Wham--- He nails every hen in there three or four times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. Wham---He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's in with the ducks. Randy is jumping on every fowl the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and upon awakening the next day finds Randy dead as a doorknob, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
Jokes:
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop!
Why does DOS never say "Exelent file name"
God appears to a man and says you can have 1 wish. The man says he wants a bridge from Japan to the UK with 1,000,000 candles that never go out. God paused and said "isnt there anything else" to which the man said "how does a woman work?" God paused and then said "How many candels?"
Please add your jokes.
If a man does something and there is no woman about is it still wrong?
I asked God for a tree and he game me a forest. I asked God for a book and he gave me a library. I asked God for a problem and he gave me a Woman
A man walks into a pub and slips on some poo. A second man come in and slip on the poo too. The first man turns to him and says "I did that" to which the second replies "You filty git use the loos"
Through the DARK DARK door of the house and in to the DARK DARK cellar there was a DARK DARK cupboard with a DARK DARK door and in the DARK DARK cupboard was an electritian mending the fuse.
A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a mop!
Why does DOS never say "Exelent file name"
God appears to a man and says you can have 1 wish. The man says he wants a bridge from Japan to the UK with 1,000,000 candles that never go out. God paused and said "isnt there anything else" to which the man said "how does a woman work?" God paused and then said "How many candels?"
Please add your jokes.