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It was a cold summers morn, the sun was setting in the east and everything was dark.
Two men rose from their graves, back to back they faced each other and drew their swords, to battle! they exclaimed and shot each other.
Now you're warmed up I can actually start!!!!!!!!!
Memorandum was walking along the footpath, very bored, he'd been there for 3 hours waiting for a car to come, all of a sudden multiple (ALMOST 3) cars came along at once. One Pink furry cadillac with a numberplate saying *Project 22* and another that traditional "regular" colour carrying the numberplate "BOA"
WHO COULD THEY BE????
Quickly memorandum began to groan and stumble and fell to the ground, *project 22* sped past and *BOA* slowed, then sped up again and drove on, undeterred Memo lay on, hoping for another car, and he got it.
It was the BATMOBILE!!!!!!
Robin: *Holy Dead guy by the side of the road* Batman we have to help him
Batman: affirmative Robin, first we have to go back to the batcave and use the batcomputer to formulate a plan.
*2 hours later*
Batman: It'll only take a minute robin Windows has almost loaded
Robin: *Holy Bill Gates* this is taking so long
Batman: There we go, now i go to START>PLAN>How To Help and we're off
*CLUNK*
Robin: *Holy Bloodbath* what was that
*computer starts to smoke and sparks fly out of it, everything goes black*
Batman: The fan just fell from the central-processing-unit, Thats the last time I buy a Pacard Bell Product, it was top-of-the-range too, a 286 with 8mb RAM, we'll just have to do it ourselves.
Back at the scene Memo was up again and saw lights approaching he lay down and it was "Project 22" again!!!!!!!!
The door opened and a shadowy figure appeared from the car, wearing Pink fluffy clothes and a pimp-daddy hat, he says: What you doin' lyin' there all dead like man, that ain't fly!!!!!
Memo looked up and recognised those hardcore thighs, it was Kyz22, the demon gran-snatcher
Kyz: Yeah, you, why you act all dead like??
Memo: I no dead, I STOP YOU!!!!!!
*Memo jumps off the ground and runs towards the nearest lamp-post, jumps, kicks off it and flies through the air with the grace of a drunk hippopotamus*
*Flying through the air Memo shapes himself in his sayanora death kick stance but Kyz stylishly spins and dances his way out of trouble*
Kyz22: Tee hee hee
*Along comes the other car from the beginning (you thought it was never coming back didn't you) and out jumps Asher D!!!!!!!*
Asher: Want me to take part in your fight, well I'm not going to, bye!!!
*asher comically dances around to exit stage right and trips halfway there*
Kyz: AHA, nothing can stop me now, your granny is mine, your dog is mine, your PC is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memo: No, anything but the PC, um, I mean Granny!!!!!!!!
Kyz: I will take most pleasure in stealing your dog!!!
Memo: you sick regular, how darest thou.
Kyz: I shall smote you by writing 300 posts in a week when you havent even done that many in 204 days
Memo: I will never let that happen, SR will die before that day comes
*A never before heard of Staffie - George - then appears in a distinctly Knightrider black car and leaps out to save SR, but halfway to the bubbling fight betweeen memo and kyz the car says:
"I don't think this is the job for you George," George said sorry and walked away into the dark bleakness.
The car begins to change, get upright, it is actually a transformer, robot in disguise, and it is BEARDS.
BEARDS: Kyz22 I order you to leave memo alone, he is a pathetic little newbie.
Memo: hey!!!
Kyz22: I can defeat you BEARDS, even with your staffie powers
BEARDS: You see Kyz, that is not possible, because, as you will soon realise
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Kyz22: No, this cannot be!!!!!!!!
BEARDS: Yes, you have sacrificed your base to us, every post you make sacrifices more and the more frequently they are post the more we take your base and you have done thousands of posts in just over 70 days, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyz22: I will still gain victory, Kyz dives into his furry cadillac and tries to drive away but the batmobile returns and blocks his path
Batman: halt fiend, we will not let you go!!!!
*Kyz sprays Batman & Robin with his horrible BO death spray but to no avail*
Batman: you see Kyz, we cleverly took anti BO Batpills before we got out of the car.
*a fight breaks out*
*pow*
*whack*
*kazaam*
*and somehow Kyz is in the Batmobile, driving away.*
Kyz22: No-one will ever stop me, tee hee hee tee hee hee
BEARDS transforms back into the car and heads back to SR headquarters in his car disguise, George gets into car and it drives away, a shadowy flight back to SR
Memo survives to play possum another day
Batman and Robin have a new car, Kyz's cadillac cos Kyz stole the batmobile and lives to post again
and key, memo's granny, dog and PC are safe, or are they??????
*memo gets home to find his house is empty and a note from Kyz:
You shouldn't value sarcasm more than life
and everything went black.
Back at SR headquarters, George went in an the evil SR overlord said
"What happened George"
Two men rose from their graves, back to back they faced each other and drew their swords, to battle! they exclaimed and shot each other.
Now you're warmed up I can actually start!!!!!!!!!
Memorandum was walking along the footpath, very bored, he'd been there for 3 hours waiting for a car to come, all of a sudden multiple (ALMOST 3) cars came along at once. One Pink furry cadillac with a numberplate saying *Project 22* and another that traditional "regular" colour carrying the numberplate "BOA"
WHO COULD THEY BE????
Quickly memorandum began to groan and stumble and fell to the ground, *project 22* sped past and *BOA* slowed, then sped up again and drove on, undeterred Memo lay on, hoping for another car, and he got it.
It was the BATMOBILE!!!!!!
Robin: *Holy Dead guy by the side of the road* Batman we have to help him
Batman: affirmative Robin, first we have to go back to the batcave and use the batcomputer to formulate a plan.
*2 hours later*
Batman: It'll only take a minute robin Windows has almost loaded
Robin: *Holy Bill Gates* this is taking so long
Batman: There we go, now i go to START>PLAN>How To Help and we're off
*CLUNK*
Robin: *Holy Bloodbath* what was that
*computer starts to smoke and sparks fly out of it, everything goes black*
Batman: The fan just fell from the central-processing-unit, Thats the last time I buy a Pacard Bell Product, it was top-of-the-range too, a 286 with 8mb RAM, we'll just have to do it ourselves.
Back at the scene Memo was up again and saw lights approaching he lay down and it was "Project 22" again!!!!!!!!
The door opened and a shadowy figure appeared from the car, wearing Pink fluffy clothes and a pimp-daddy hat, he says: What you doin' lyin' there all dead like man, that ain't fly!!!!!
Memo looked up and recognised those hardcore thighs, it was Kyz22, the demon gran-snatcher
Kyz: Yeah, you, why you act all dead like??
Memo: I no dead, I STOP YOU!!!!!!
*Memo jumps off the ground and runs towards the nearest lamp-post, jumps, kicks off it and flies through the air with the grace of a drunk hippopotamus*
*Flying through the air Memo shapes himself in his sayanora death kick stance but Kyz stylishly spins and dances his way out of trouble*
Kyz22: Tee hee hee
*Along comes the other car from the beginning (you thought it was never coming back didn't you) and out jumps Asher D!!!!!!!*
Asher: Want me to take part in your fight, well I'm not going to, bye!!!
*asher comically dances around to exit stage right and trips halfway there*
Kyz: AHA, nothing can stop me now, your granny is mine, your dog is mine, your PC is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memo: No, anything but the PC, um, I mean Granny!!!!!!!!
Kyz: I will take most pleasure in stealing your dog!!!
Memo: you sick regular, how darest thou.
Kyz: I shall smote you by writing 300 posts in a week when you havent even done that many in 204 days
Memo: I will never let that happen, SR will die before that day comes
*A never before heard of Staffie - George - then appears in a distinctly Knightrider black car and leaps out to save SR, but halfway to the bubbling fight betweeen memo and kyz the car says:
"I don't think this is the job for you George," George said sorry and walked away into the dark bleakness.
The car begins to change, get upright, it is actually a transformer, robot in disguise, and it is BEARDS.
BEARDS: Kyz22 I order you to leave memo alone, he is a pathetic little newbie.
Memo: hey!!!
Kyz22: I can defeat you BEARDS, even with your staffie powers
BEARDS: You see Kyz, that is not possible, because, as you will soon realise
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Kyz22: No, this cannot be!!!!!!!!
BEARDS: Yes, you have sacrificed your base to us, every post you make sacrifices more and the more frequently they are post the more we take your base and you have done thousands of posts in just over 70 days, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyz22: I will still gain victory, Kyz dives into his furry cadillac and tries to drive away but the batmobile returns and blocks his path
Batman: halt fiend, we will not let you go!!!!
*Kyz sprays Batman & Robin with his horrible BO death spray but to no avail*
Batman: you see Kyz, we cleverly took anti BO Batpills before we got out of the car.
*a fight breaks out*
*pow*
*whack*
*kazaam*
*and somehow Kyz is in the Batmobile, driving away.*
Kyz22: No-one will ever stop me, tee hee hee tee hee hee
BEARDS transforms back into the car and heads back to SR headquarters in his car disguise, George gets into car and it drives away, a shadowy flight back to SR
Memo survives to play possum another day
Batman and Robin have a new car, Kyz's cadillac cos Kyz stole the batmobile and lives to post again
and key, memo's granny, dog and PC are safe, or are they??????
*memo gets home to find his house is empty and a note from Kyz:
You shouldn't value sarcasm more than life
and everything went black.
Back at SR headquarters, George went in an the evil SR overlord said
"What happened George"
Memorandum wrote:
> thanks very much mate, although it wasn't quite as funny as it
> originally seemed in my head, maybe the next one will be better.
Yeah, no problem.
Comedy is only limited by your imagination, remeber this and you will go far. Forget this and you will be imported to Trinidad and Tobago where you will be dismantled and sold as beef.
Sam41
> thanks very much mate, although it wasn't quite as funny as it
> originally seemed in my head, maybe the next one will be better.
Yeah, no problem.
Comedy is only limited by your imagination, remeber this and you will go far. Forget this and you will be imported to Trinidad and Tobago where you will be dismantled and sold as beef.
Sam41
thanks very much mate, although it wasn't quite as funny as it originally seemed in my head, maybe the next one will be better.
I can tell I'm going to have to wait a long time for a reply
It was a cold summers morn, the sun was setting in the east and everything was dark.
Two men rose from their graves, back to back they faced each other and drew their swords, to battle! they exclaimed and shot each other.
Now you're warmed up I can actually start!!!!!!!!!
Memorandum was walking along the footpath, very bored, he'd been there for 3 hours waiting for a car to come, all of a sudden multiple (ALMOST 3) cars came along at once. One Pink furry cadillac with a numberplate saying *Project 22* and another that traditional "regular" colour carrying the numberplate "BOA"
WHO COULD THEY BE????
Quickly memorandum began to groan and stumble and fell to the ground, *project 22* sped past and *BOA* slowed, then sped up again and drove on, undeterred Memo lay on, hoping for another car, and he got it.
It was the BATMOBILE!!!!!!
Robin: *Holy Dead guy by the side of the road* Batman we have to help him
Batman: affirmative Robin, first we have to go back to the batcave and use the batcomputer to formulate a plan.
*2 hours later*
Batman: It'll only take a minute robin Windows has almost loaded
Robin: *Holy Bill Gates* this is taking so long
Batman: There we go, now i go to START>PLAN>How To Help and we're off
*CLUNK*
Robin: *Holy Bloodbath* what was that
*computer starts to smoke and sparks fly out of it, everything goes black*
Batman: The fan just fell from the central-processing-unit, Thats the last time I buy a Pacard Bell Product, it was top-of-the-range too, a 286 with 8mb RAM, we'll just have to do it ourselves.
Back at the scene Memo was up again and saw lights approaching he lay down and it was "Project 22" again!!!!!!!!
The door opened and a shadowy figure appeared from the car, wearing Pink fluffy clothes and a pimp-daddy hat, he says: What you doin' lyin' there all dead like man, that ain't fly!!!!!
Memo looked up and recognised those hardcore thighs, it was Kyz22, the demon gran-snatcher
Kyz: Yeah, you, why you act all dead like??
Memo: I no dead, I STOP YOU!!!!!!
*Memo jumps off the ground and runs towards the nearest lamp-post, jumps, kicks off it and flies through the air with the grace of a drunk hippopotamus*
*Flying through the air Memo shapes himself in his sayanora death kick stance but Kyz stylishly spins and dances his way out of trouble*
Kyz22: Tee hee hee
*Along comes the other car from the beginning (you thought it was never coming back didn't you) and out jumps Asher D!!!!!!!*
Asher: Want me to take part in your fight, well I'm not going to, bye!!!
*asher comically dances around to exit stage right and trips halfway there*
Kyz: AHA, nothing can stop me now, your granny is mine, your dog is mine, your PC is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memo: No, anything but the PC, um, I mean Granny!!!!!!!!
Kyz: I will take most pleasure in stealing your dog!!!
Memo: you sick regular, how darest thou.
Kyz: I shall smote you by writing 300 posts in a week when you havent even done that many in 204 days
Memo: I will never let that happen, SR will die before that day comes
*A never before heard of Staffie - George - then appears in a distinctly Knightrider black car and leaps out to save SR, but halfway to the bubbling fight betweeen memo and kyz the car says:
"I don't think this is the job for you George," George said sorry and walked away into the dark bleakness.
The car begins to change, get upright, it is actually a transformer, robot in disguise, and it is BEARDS.
BEARDS: Kyz22 I order you to leave memo alone, he is a pathetic little newbie.
Memo: hey!!!
Kyz22: I can defeat you BEARDS, even with your staffie powers
BEARDS: You see Kyz, that is not possible, because, as you will soon realise
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Kyz22: No, this cannot be!!!!!!!!
BEARDS: Yes, you have sacrificed your base to us, every post you make sacrifices more and the more frequently they are post the more we take your base and you have done thousands of posts in just over 70 days, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyz22: I will still gain victory, Kyz dives into his furry cadillac and tries to drive away but the batmobile returns and blocks his path
Batman: halt fiend, we will not let you go!!!!
*Kyz sprays Batman & Robin with his horrible BO death spray but to no avail*
Batman: you see Kyz, we cleverly took anti BO Batpills before we got out of the car.
*a fight breaks out*
*pow*
*whack*
*kazaam*
*and somehow Kyz is in the Batmobile, driving away.*
Kyz22: No-one will ever stop me, tee hee hee tee hee hee
BEARDS transforms back into the car and heads back to SR headquarters in his car disguise, George gets into car and it drives away, a shadowy flight back to SR
Memo survives to play possum another day
Batman and Robin have a new car, Kyz's cadillac cos Kyz stole the batmobile and lives to post again
and key, memo's granny, dog and PC are safe, or are they??????
*memo gets home to find his house is empty and a note from Kyz:
You shouldn't value sarcasm more than life
and everything went black.
Back at SR headquarters, George went in an the evil SR overlord said
"What happened George"
Two men rose from their graves, back to back they faced each other and drew their swords, to battle! they exclaimed and shot each other.
Now you're warmed up I can actually start!!!!!!!!!
Memorandum was walking along the footpath, very bored, he'd been there for 3 hours waiting for a car to come, all of a sudden multiple (ALMOST 3) cars came along at once. One Pink furry cadillac with a numberplate saying *Project 22* and another that traditional "regular" colour carrying the numberplate "BOA"
WHO COULD THEY BE????
Quickly memorandum began to groan and stumble and fell to the ground, *project 22* sped past and *BOA* slowed, then sped up again and drove on, undeterred Memo lay on, hoping for another car, and he got it.
It was the BATMOBILE!!!!!!
Robin: *Holy Dead guy by the side of the road* Batman we have to help him
Batman: affirmative Robin, first we have to go back to the batcave and use the batcomputer to formulate a plan.
*2 hours later*
Batman: It'll only take a minute robin Windows has almost loaded
Robin: *Holy Bill Gates* this is taking so long
Batman: There we go, now i go to START>PLAN>How To Help and we're off
*CLUNK*
Robin: *Holy Bloodbath* what was that
*computer starts to smoke and sparks fly out of it, everything goes black*
Batman: The fan just fell from the central-processing-unit, Thats the last time I buy a Pacard Bell Product, it was top-of-the-range too, a 286 with 8mb RAM, we'll just have to do it ourselves.
Back at the scene Memo was up again and saw lights approaching he lay down and it was "Project 22" again!!!!!!!!
The door opened and a shadowy figure appeared from the car, wearing Pink fluffy clothes and a pimp-daddy hat, he says: What you doin' lyin' there all dead like man, that ain't fly!!!!!
Memo looked up and recognised those hardcore thighs, it was Kyz22, the demon gran-snatcher
Kyz: Yeah, you, why you act all dead like??
Memo: I no dead, I STOP YOU!!!!!!
*Memo jumps off the ground and runs towards the nearest lamp-post, jumps, kicks off it and flies through the air with the grace of a drunk hippopotamus*
*Flying through the air Memo shapes himself in his sayanora death kick stance but Kyz stylishly spins and dances his way out of trouble*
Kyz22: Tee hee hee
*Along comes the other car from the beginning (you thought it was never coming back didn't you) and out jumps Asher D!!!!!!!*
Asher: Want me to take part in your fight, well I'm not going to, bye!!!
*asher comically dances around to exit stage right and trips halfway there*
Kyz: AHA, nothing can stop me now, your granny is mine, your dog is mine, your PC is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memo: No, anything but the PC, um, I mean Granny!!!!!!!!
Kyz: I will take most pleasure in stealing your dog!!!
Memo: you sick regular, how darest thou.
Kyz: I shall smote you by writing 300 posts in a week when you havent even done that many in 204 days
Memo: I will never let that happen, SR will die before that day comes
*A never before heard of Staffie - George - then appears in a distinctly Knightrider black car and leaps out to save SR, but halfway to the bubbling fight betweeen memo and kyz the car says:
"I don't think this is the job for you George," George said sorry and walked away into the dark bleakness.
The car begins to change, get upright, it is actually a transformer, robot in disguise, and it is BEARDS.
BEARDS: Kyz22 I order you to leave memo alone, he is a pathetic little newbie.
Memo: hey!!!
Kyz22: I can defeat you BEARDS, even with your staffie powers
BEARDS: You see Kyz, that is not possible, because, as you will soon realise
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Kyz22: No, this cannot be!!!!!!!!
BEARDS: Yes, you have sacrificed your base to us, every post you make sacrifices more and the more frequently they are post the more we take your base and you have done thousands of posts in just over 70 days, MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Kyz22: I will still gain victory, Kyz dives into his furry cadillac and tries to drive away but the batmobile returns and blocks his path
Batman: halt fiend, we will not let you go!!!!
*Kyz sprays Batman & Robin with his horrible BO death spray but to no avail*
Batman: you see Kyz, we cleverly took anti BO Batpills before we got out of the car.
*a fight breaks out*
*pow*
*whack*
*kazaam*
*and somehow Kyz is in the Batmobile, driving away.*
Kyz22: No-one will ever stop me, tee hee hee tee hee hee
BEARDS transforms back into the car and heads back to SR headquarters in his car disguise, George gets into car and it drives away, a shadowy flight back to SR
Memo survives to play possum another day
Batman and Robin have a new car, Kyz's cadillac cos Kyz stole the batmobile and lives to post again
and key, memo's granny, dog and PC are safe, or are they??????
*memo gets home to find his house is empty and a note from Kyz:
You shouldn't value sarcasm more than life
and everything went black.
Back at SR headquarters, George went in an the evil SR overlord said
"What happened George"