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"the evil potatoe"

once there was a farmer that grew vegatable but one day when he was checking his vegetables he saw a potatoe with legs and it had a face he poked it with a stick and it moved then he went back into his house...and got his guns but when he got back the potatoe was gone and while he was looking for it,it ran in the house and grabbed a knife then it hid under his bed and read his porn mags and drank his cheap whisky then after 10 hours it was 12:52 am at night the farmer went into his bed room and took of his slippers then got in his bed then the potatoe picked up his knife and stuck it threw the bed and the farmer made a noise then got up and ran into the lounge and grapped his shotgun then the knife the potatoe had came flying threw his bedroom and went threw his left eye he fell to the floor then the potatoe came in then dragged the farmers shotgun and put the end of the shotgun on the farmers head then pulled the trigger and the farmers brain flew out and splattered on the wall then the potatoe grabbed the farmers brain and ate it then took the knife and the potatoe cut a line where his mouth would be then he went to the kitchen and grabbed all the knifes and cut the ends of then with a tool he found then stuck the ends of the knifes in his mouth now the potatoe had sharp metal teeth and he then turned the oven on and cut the farmers head of and then stuck it in the oven.after that the potatoe went to the fridge and grabbed all the bottles of beer and some petrol mixed then together then drunk them till he was blind drunk then he went to sleep.

Smerc wrote:
> The evil potatoe part 3:
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> The potatoe is deminhead.

thanks for that info i wonder if deminhead will bit your nose off to

Evil, evil potatoe.

The evil potatoe part 3:

The potatoe is deminhead.

A potatoe?

the evil potatoe part 2


when the potatoe woke up he saw aload of policeman in the farm house and a body bag he thort that the farmer was in the body bag the potatoe ran under the bed and jumped onto 1 of the policemans heads and bit into there skull and the other policeman heard his scream then when they got there guns out the potatoe was gone and the policeman was lying dead on the floor with a part of his head bit off they held there guns up and looked around then the potatoe went behind a policeman and bit his leg off the policeman screamed the others turned around and when they did he potatoe jumped up with a axe and stuck it in 1 of there heads the other policeman started shooting everywhere he ran out of bullets then the policeman saw the potatoe and he tryed to punch it but then the potatoe bit his hand off then the potatoe bit his nose of and the policeman died then the potatoe ran away and ate the first person it saw then it hid in a dumpster until it was late at night the potatoe was walking on the pavement then a kid stepped on the potatoe and killed it the kid picked up the potatoe and put it in his pocket then the kid went home with the evil potatoe.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Potatoe?

yes a potatoe an evil 1 the evil potatoe

Potatoe?

once there was a farmer that grew vegatable but one day when he was checking his vegetables he saw a potatoe with legs and it had a face he poked it with a stick and it moved then he went back into his house...and got his guns but when he got back the potatoe was gone and while he was looking for it,it ran in the house and grabbed a knife then it hid under his bed and read his porn mags and drank his cheap whisky then after 10 hours it was 12:52 am at night the farmer went into his bed room and took of his slippers then got in his bed then the potatoe picked up his knife and stuck it threw the bed and the farmer made a noise then got up and ran into the lounge and grapped his shotgun then the knife the potatoe had came flying threw his bedroom and went threw his left eye he fell to the floor then the potatoe came in then dragged the farmers shotgun and put the end of the shotgun on the farmers head then pulled the trigger and the farmers brain flew out and splattered on the wall then the potatoe grabbed the farmers brain and ate it then took the knife and the potatoe cut a line where his mouth would be then he went to the kitchen and grabbed all the knifes and cut the ends of then with a tool he found then stuck the ends of the knifes in his mouth now the potatoe had sharp metal teeth and he then turned the oven on and cut the farmers head of and then stuck it in the oven.after that the potatoe went to the fridge and grabbed all the bottles of beer and some petrol mixed then together then drunk them till he was blind drunk then he went to sleep.