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"Constipated"
Uh huh, sitting like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause my bum's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out, whatcha pushing for?
Relax there's no need to roar,
And if you could only let it be
you will see
You should eat, a lot more beans and peas
You'll find, pooping is a breeze
but you're forcing for it to come
Oh, your poor bum
You have just found
That you are egg-bound
You're rubbing your back
But you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself so constipated?
I see the way you're sitting on the loo in pain and all frustrated
Life's like this you
And you squeeze and you heave
and you force with remorse
but you'll regret when you turn it into hemorrhoids
and promise me you'll never work it out with a pencil
no no no
You could, try a laxative
It might just, go and make it give
Don't go, out you must be wise
Might just, catch you by surprise
I'll laugh out, when you strike your pose
take off, all your poopy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
We know what you've done
Should drink more juice,
To make you more loose,
Movement of bowels,
To stop all your howls
Trying to be poo
you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself so constipated?
I see the way you're sitting on the loo in pain and all frustrated
Life's like this you
And you squeeze and you heave
and you force with remorse
but you'll regret when you turn it into hemorrhoids
and promise me you'll never work it out with a pencil
no no no
You could, go and eat some bran
Or eat prunes, like straight out the can
And if you could only find a loo to go on
It's your colon
Laying a log
On anyone's bog
It would be like a dream,
No more pile cream,
You're trying to be dump,
you look like a chump to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself so constipated?
I see the way you're sitting on the loo in pain and all frustrated
Life's like this you
And you squeeze and you heave
and you force with remorse
but you'll regret when you turn it into hemorrhoids
and promise me you'll never work it out with a pencil
no no no
Uh huh, sitting like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause my bum's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out, whatcha pushing for?
Relax there's no need to roar,
And if you could only let it be
you will see
You should eat, a lot more beans and peas
You'll find, pooping is a breeze
but you're forcing for it to come
Oh, your poor bum
You have just found
That you are egg-bound
You're rubbing your back
But you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself so constipated?
I see the way you're sitting on the loo in pain and all frustrated
Life's like this you
And you squeeze and you heave
and you force with remorse
but you'll regret when you turn it into hemorrhoids
and promise me you'll never work it out with a pencil
no no no
You could, try a laxative
It might just, go and make it give
Don't go, out you must be wise
Might just, catch you by surprise
I'll laugh out, when you strike your pose
take off, all your poopy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
We know what you've done
Should drink more juice,
To make you more loose,
Movement of bowels,
To stop all your howls
Trying to be poo
you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself so constipated?
I see the way you're sitting on the loo in pain and all frustrated
Life's like this you
And you squeeze and you heave
and you force with remorse
but you'll regret when you turn it into hemorrhoids
and promise me you'll never work it out with a pencil
no no no
You could, go and eat some bran
Or eat prunes, like straight out the can
And if you could only find a loo to go on
It's your colon
Laying a log
On anyone's bog
It would be like a dream,
No more pile cream,
You're trying to be dump,
you look like a chump to me
Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself so constipated?
I see the way you're sitting on the loo in pain and all frustrated
Life's like this you
And you squeeze and you heave
and you force with remorse
but you'll regret when you turn it into hemorrhoids
and promise me you'll never work it out with a pencil
no no no
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just sung it all through while playing the song.
fecking great.
fecking great.
How about one for Papa Roach - Last Resort, originally put in KERRANG magazine.
Cut my cake into slices
this is rassberry torte
No culnation no freezing
don't give a f**k if potato needs peeling
This is my rassberry torte
cut my cake slice
i reach for rassberry sauce
and i can't remember the rest cos it was about a year ago i saw it.
Cut my cake into slices
this is rassberry torte
No culnation no freezing
don't give a f**k if potato needs peeling
This is my rassberry torte
cut my cake slice
i reach for rassberry sauce
and i can't remember the rest cos it was about a year ago i saw it.
WS wrote:
> If I knew the original song I would laugh
You don't WANNA hear the original, trust me on this one mate.
> If I knew the original song I would laugh
You don't WANNA hear the original, trust me on this one mate.
Good good.
that song is sick man!!! watch out!!
If I knew the original song I would laugh
Starlight wrote:
> OMG, Meka as resorted to doing spoofs!
"Resorted to" ???
Some of us have been here long enough to know that Meka *invented* them!
> OMG, Meka as resorted to doing spoofs!
"Resorted to" ???
Some of us have been here long enough to know that Meka *invented* them!
*smirks*
Genius.
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