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Please. Where other, rubbish charities plead for you to donate £2 so that they can go...somewhere, I am asking plainly and simply for however much money you feel you can donate towards my newly set up fund - the Buy Bush campaign.
Hopefully I will be able to complete Buy Bush by December 25th, so that when little G Dubya runs down the stairs at 5am, much to the annoyance of all his special CIA guys who also have to get up in case there's a bomb hidden inside his train set, he'll find a lovely package sent from UKChatForums.com. What will it be? Why, what every trendy teenager wants this Christmas - a PS2! Poor George W Bush led a rich youth, a privileged youth, but not a happy one. He was too young to use his dad's firearms or FBI bodyguards, and too rubbish at sports to have any real social life. His childhood was mostly spent messing about in oil. This may have meant his bathwater could fetch several hundred pounds a bucket, but it also meant that he never got to play with toys, or computers, or even colouring pencils (an incident with some crayons and the rectal passage forced Bush Senior to ban all colouring implements from the White House).
So what better way to show how Bush will have our support in the war against those pesky Iraqis by getting him a nice shiny games console! Thanks to Special Reserve it'll only cost £194.99 for the tasty Fire Pack, which would let George save his games AND play with a mate. Throw in Conflict Desert Storm for about £35 quid, the PS2 network adapter and SOCOM Navy Seals (complete with headset) should take it up to £300 altogether. What better way to prepare for impending world war and improbable yet possible nuclear world destruction than by looking at what happened last time? You see, Conflict Desert Storm is not only fun (George'll just love shooting all them bad guys) but also educational (it's based on the Gulf war, and stuff). Then, there's SOCOM, which'll help George to learn how to co-operate with his teammates in battle. Heck, Tony Blair could borrow Euan's set-up and play with his buddy online!
As if that wasn't a great enough reason, he could invite round his dad for dinner and a quick round of multiplayer. See which President can kill the most innocent victims of a selfish, pointless war not over politics but superiority, oil and power, and oil! Then, if George ever gets bored with either game he can take advantage of the fine piece of Japanese technology by popping in some old DVDs about wars, like Apocalypse Now! On second thoughts, that's a rubbish choice. That's Vietnam, not Iraq, and he'd end up going off for a nap if someone buys the terribly long director's cut by mistake. Well, you get the idea.
So, if 60 of you can give just £5 of your finest English pounds we'll have enough money for the SR PS2 Fire Pack, the two games and adapter. And just to show how dedicated I am to the course, I'll buy the relevant PAL/NTSC hookups and leads George'll need to play the thing on his TV. How's that for a deal? Now please, join me in this worthy cause. Maybe it'll give George a mean streak, making him slightly more believable as a world-dominating adversary to Saddam than the whole 'seven year old trapped in a President's body' image is doing at the moment. Maybe it'll turn George into a gibbering idiot, communicating only in L337-hax0r speak...surely seeing BBC News 24 showing a press conference with Bush telling Saddam to "ph34r my fr4gma5t3r skillz" (sic) would be worth £5 of anybody's money?
Please, work together and we can make this happen. Give a happy-go-lucky boy with the most power in the whole of the world a happy Christmas. Send any donations to my house, as soon as you can.
Thank you.
-El Blokey
Hopefully I will be able to complete Buy Bush by December 25th, so that when little G Dubya runs down the stairs at 5am, much to the annoyance of all his special CIA guys who also have to get up in case there's a bomb hidden inside his train set, he'll find a lovely package sent from UKChatForums.com. What will it be? Why, what every trendy teenager wants this Christmas - a PS2! Poor George W Bush led a rich youth, a privileged youth, but not a happy one. He was too young to use his dad's firearms or FBI bodyguards, and too rubbish at sports to have any real social life. His childhood was mostly spent messing about in oil. This may have meant his bathwater could fetch several hundred pounds a bucket, but it also meant that he never got to play with toys, or computers, or even colouring pencils (an incident with some crayons and the rectal passage forced Bush Senior to ban all colouring implements from the White House).
So what better way to show how Bush will have our support in the war against those pesky Iraqis by getting him a nice shiny games console! Thanks to Special Reserve it'll only cost £194.99 for the tasty Fire Pack, which would let George save his games AND play with a mate. Throw in Conflict Desert Storm for about £35 quid, the PS2 network adapter and SOCOM Navy Seals (complete with headset) should take it up to £300 altogether. What better way to prepare for impending world war and improbable yet possible nuclear world destruction than by looking at what happened last time? You see, Conflict Desert Storm is not only fun (George'll just love shooting all them bad guys) but also educational (it's based on the Gulf war, and stuff). Then, there's SOCOM, which'll help George to learn how to co-operate with his teammates in battle. Heck, Tony Blair could borrow Euan's set-up and play with his buddy online!
As if that wasn't a great enough reason, he could invite round his dad for dinner and a quick round of multiplayer. See which President can kill the most innocent victims of a selfish, pointless war not over politics but superiority, oil and power, and oil! Then, if George ever gets bored with either game he can take advantage of the fine piece of Japanese technology by popping in some old DVDs about wars, like Apocalypse Now! On second thoughts, that's a rubbish choice. That's Vietnam, not Iraq, and he'd end up going off for a nap if someone buys the terribly long director's cut by mistake. Well, you get the idea.
So, if 60 of you can give just £5 of your finest English pounds we'll have enough money for the SR PS2 Fire Pack, the two games and adapter. And just to show how dedicated I am to the course, I'll buy the relevant PAL/NTSC hookups and leads George'll need to play the thing on his TV. How's that for a deal? Now please, join me in this worthy cause. Maybe it'll give George a mean streak, making him slightly more believable as a world-dominating adversary to Saddam than the whole 'seven year old trapped in a President's body' image is doing at the moment. Maybe it'll turn George into a gibbering idiot, communicating only in L337-hax0r speak...surely seeing BBC News 24 showing a press conference with Bush telling Saddam to "ph34r my fr4gma5t3r skillz" (sic) would be worth £5 of anybody's money?
Please, work together and we can make this happen. Give a happy-go-lucky boy with the most power in the whole of the world a happy Christmas. Send any donations to my house, as soon as you can.
Thank you.
-El Blokey
No...?
Didn't you just steal this from Uberforums?
*pope*
Please. Where other, rubbish charities plead for you to donate £2 so that they can go...somewhere, I am asking plainly and simply for however much money you feel you can donate towards my newly set up fund - the Buy Bush campaign.
Hopefully I will be able to complete Buy Bush by December 25th, so that when little G Dubya runs down the stairs at 5am, much to the annoyance of all his special CIA guys who also have to get up in case there's a bomb hidden inside his train set, he'll find a lovely package sent from UKChatForums.com. What will it be? Why, what every trendy teenager wants this Christmas - a PS2! Poor George W Bush led a rich youth, a privileged youth, but not a happy one. He was too young to use his dad's firearms or FBI bodyguards, and too rubbish at sports to have any real social life. His childhood was mostly spent messing about in oil. This may have meant his bathwater could fetch several hundred pounds a bucket, but it also meant that he never got to play with toys, or computers, or even colouring pencils (an incident with some crayons and the rectal passage forced Bush Senior to ban all colouring implements from the White House).
So what better way to show how Bush will have our support in the war against those pesky Iraqis by getting him a nice shiny games console! Thanks to Special Reserve it'll only cost £194.99 for the tasty Fire Pack, which would let George save his games AND play with a mate. Throw in Conflict Desert Storm for about £35 quid, the PS2 network adapter and SOCOM Navy Seals (complete with headset) should take it up to £300 altogether. What better way to prepare for impending world war and improbable yet possible nuclear world destruction than by looking at what happened last time? You see, Conflict Desert Storm is not only fun (George'll just love shooting all them bad guys) but also educational (it's based on the Gulf war, and stuff). Then, there's SOCOM, which'll help George to learn how to co-operate with his teammates in battle. Heck, Tony Blair could borrow Euan's set-up and play with his buddy online!
As if that wasn't a great enough reason, he could invite round his dad for dinner and a quick round of multiplayer. See which President can kill the most innocent victims of a selfish, pointless war not over politics but superiority, oil and power, and oil! Then, if George ever gets bored with either game he can take advantage of the fine piece of Japanese technology by popping in some old DVDs about wars, like Apocalypse Now! On second thoughts, that's a rubbish choice. That's Vietnam, not Iraq, and he'd end up going off for a nap if someone buys the terribly long director's cut by mistake. Well, you get the idea.
So, if 60 of you can give just £5 of your finest English pounds we'll have enough money for the SR PS2 Fire Pack, the two games and adapter. And just to show how dedicated I am to the course, I'll buy the relevant PAL/NTSC hookups and leads George'll need to play the thing on his TV. How's that for a deal? Now please, join me in this worthy cause. Maybe it'll give George a mean streak, making him slightly more believable as a world-dominating adversary to Saddam than the whole 'seven year old trapped in a President's body' image is doing at the moment. Maybe it'll turn George into a gibbering idiot, communicating only in L337-hax0r speak...surely seeing BBC News 24 showing a press conference with Bush telling Saddam to "ph34r my fr4gma5t3r skillz" (sic) would be worth £5 of anybody's money?
Please, work together and we can make this happen. Give a happy-go-lucky boy with the most power in the whole of the world a happy Christmas. Send any donations to my house, as soon as you can.
Thank you.
-El Blokey
Hopefully I will be able to complete Buy Bush by December 25th, so that when little G Dubya runs down the stairs at 5am, much to the annoyance of all his special CIA guys who also have to get up in case there's a bomb hidden inside his train set, he'll find a lovely package sent from UKChatForums.com. What will it be? Why, what every trendy teenager wants this Christmas - a PS2! Poor George W Bush led a rich youth, a privileged youth, but not a happy one. He was too young to use his dad's firearms or FBI bodyguards, and too rubbish at sports to have any real social life. His childhood was mostly spent messing about in oil. This may have meant his bathwater could fetch several hundred pounds a bucket, but it also meant that he never got to play with toys, or computers, or even colouring pencils (an incident with some crayons and the rectal passage forced Bush Senior to ban all colouring implements from the White House).
So what better way to show how Bush will have our support in the war against those pesky Iraqis by getting him a nice shiny games console! Thanks to Special Reserve it'll only cost £194.99 for the tasty Fire Pack, which would let George save his games AND play with a mate. Throw in Conflict Desert Storm for about £35 quid, the PS2 network adapter and SOCOM Navy Seals (complete with headset) should take it up to £300 altogether. What better way to prepare for impending world war and improbable yet possible nuclear world destruction than by looking at what happened last time? You see, Conflict Desert Storm is not only fun (George'll just love shooting all them bad guys) but also educational (it's based on the Gulf war, and stuff). Then, there's SOCOM, which'll help George to learn how to co-operate with his teammates in battle. Heck, Tony Blair could borrow Euan's set-up and play with his buddy online!
As if that wasn't a great enough reason, he could invite round his dad for dinner and a quick round of multiplayer. See which President can kill the most innocent victims of a selfish, pointless war not over politics but superiority, oil and power, and oil! Then, if George ever gets bored with either game he can take advantage of the fine piece of Japanese technology by popping in some old DVDs about wars, like Apocalypse Now! On second thoughts, that's a rubbish choice. That's Vietnam, not Iraq, and he'd end up going off for a nap if someone buys the terribly long director's cut by mistake. Well, you get the idea.
So, if 60 of you can give just £5 of your finest English pounds we'll have enough money for the SR PS2 Fire Pack, the two games and adapter. And just to show how dedicated I am to the course, I'll buy the relevant PAL/NTSC hookups and leads George'll need to play the thing on his TV. How's that for a deal? Now please, join me in this worthy cause. Maybe it'll give George a mean streak, making him slightly more believable as a world-dominating adversary to Saddam than the whole 'seven year old trapped in a President's body' image is doing at the moment. Maybe it'll turn George into a gibbering idiot, communicating only in L337-hax0r speak...surely seeing BBC News 24 showing a press conference with Bush telling Saddam to "ph34r my fr4gma5t3r skillz" (sic) would be worth £5 of anybody's money?
Please, work together and we can make this happen. Give a happy-go-lucky boy with the most power in the whole of the world a happy Christmas. Send any donations to my house, as soon as you can.
Thank you.
-El Blokey