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"Pretty Fly For A Console(?)"

The Offsprings Pretty Fly For A white Guy was todays inspiration.


Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
And all the gamers say I'm pretty fly for a white guy,
Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seís,

You know its kinda hard to find good games today,
Our Dreamcast isn't cool but he's great anyway,
He may not have fans and he may not have style,
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial,

So don't debate,
Play games straight,
You know it's got some great games anyway,
Gotta play Quake 3, And Crazy Taxi,
For you no way, For you no way,
So if you feel woe, you had better go,
At least you'll know you can always go buy Nintendo,
The world needs Sega games,
Hey, Hey, Do that brand new thing,

Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
And all the gamers say I'm pretty fly for a white guy,
He needs some cool games,
Not just any will be fun,
But they didn't have Shenmue so he brought home Chicken Run,
Now playing on his Dreamcast he sees homies as they pass,
But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lily @ss,

So don't debate,
Play games straight,
You know it's got some great games anyway,
Gotta play Quake 3, And Crazy Taxi,
For you no way, For you no way,
So if you feel woe, you had better go,
At least you'll know you can always go buy Nintendo,
The world needs Sega games,
Hey, Hey, Do that brand new thing,

Now he's getting Silent Scope yeah,
He's thinks that will be fun,
He didn't have the money so he didn't get a gun,
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip,
But in his own mind he's the, He's the dopest trip,

Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seís,

So don't debate,
Play games straight,
You know it's got some great games anyway,
Gotta play Quake 3, And Crazy Taxi,
For you no way, For you no way,
So if you feel woe, you had better go,
At least you'll know you can always go buy Nintendo,
The world needs Sega games,
The world loves Sega games,
Let's get some more Sega games,
Hey, Hey, Do that brand new thing,

The Offsprings Pretty Fly For A white Guy was todays inspiration.


Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
And all the gamers say I'm pretty fly for a white guy,
Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seís,

You know its kinda hard to find good games today,
Our Dreamcast isn't cool but he's great anyway,
He may not have fans and he may not have style,
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial,

So don't debate,
Play games straight,
You know it's got some great games anyway,
Gotta play Quake 3, And Crazy Taxi,
For you no way, For you no way,
So if you feel woe, you had better go,
At least you'll know you can always go buy Nintendo,
The world needs Sega games,
Hey, Hey, Do that brand new thing,

Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
And all the gamers say I'm pretty fly for a white guy,
He needs some cool games,
Not just any will be fun,
But they didn't have Shenmue so he brought home Chicken Run,
Now playing on his Dreamcast he sees homies as they pass,
But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lily @ss,

So don't debate,
Play games straight,
You know it's got some great games anyway,
Gotta play Quake 3, And Crazy Taxi,
For you no way, For you no way,
So if you feel woe, you had better go,
At least you'll know you can always go buy Nintendo,
The world needs Sega games,
Hey, Hey, Do that brand new thing,

Now he's getting Silent Scope yeah,
He's thinks that will be fun,
He didn't have the money so he didn't get a gun,
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip,
But in his own mind he's the, He's the dopest trip,

Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Give it to me Sega, (Uh huh, Uh huh)
Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seís,

So don't debate,
Play games straight,
You know it's got some great games anyway,
Gotta play Quake 3, And Crazy Taxi,
For you no way, For you no way,
So if you feel woe, you had better go,
At least you'll know you can always go buy Nintendo,
The world needs Sega games,
The world loves Sega games,
Let's get some more Sega games,
Hey, Hey, Do that brand new thing,

This was today's effort.

A touch of class about this one.

As in "Mercedes A-class recalled due to falling over going around corners"?

dont DISS the a-class! SO it failed the MOOSE test and fell over but now it is one of the cheapest cars to keep on the road

I'd feel safer driving a Moose though.

I propose the alternate title, "Pretty fly for a s***e buy" - just kidding everyone, don't all reply at once now.

Um - you can't play silent scope with the gun...

Sheesh, it won as well!

Well done Meka_Dragon. (Please, no encore though!)

Ali can swear? So everyone else can? Bad example? Is it condoned for me to just swear profusely, just skirting the technicalities?
Nooooooooo

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