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Rolf Harris was today under investigation for alleged "gross misconduct" whilst filming an episode of "Animal Hospital". An undisclosed source close to the production claims Harris burst onto the set one morning with an empty bottle of NightNurse in one hand, roared at the camera crew and proceeded to make off with the cocker spaniel under investigation by the vet.
Harris apparently staggered off down the corridor while attempting to block his pursuers with pot plants and a home made police-style "stinger" fashioned from brambles and twigs.
The bearded menace managed to breach the furnace room and proceeded to barricade the door with chairs, wood and a novelty oven glove positioned at window height to taunt his would be captors.
His attention then turned to the cocker spaniel. He wrapped the benighted animal in carpet-tile before flinging it mercilessly into the furnace, all the time chuckling and twirling his hedge-like beard.
He then sat on the floor for two hours basking in the heat of the furnace, rocking back and forth and staring menacingly at the door.
The police were eventually able to break through the hastily erected barricade, the delay apparently being caused by the officers being “well freaked out by the oven glove”. Harris was taken into custody and awaits questioning.
A friend close to the Australian animal lover claims he hasn’t been the same ever since he was subjected to the Eddie Murphy remake of “Dr Doolittle”.
“I thought it would be a film he would like but once the animals started talking he totally freaked.
“He ran around the room twice before hurling himself through the French windows. He was shrieking like a wild man and it took us to hours to locate him. We eventually found him curled up in a ball next to a badger den. He had made what looked to be a voodoo doll of Eddie Murphy out of rags and a bobbin and was tirelessly stabbing it in the head with a cuckoo.
“He was a gibbering wreck by the time we got him back to the house; he was muttering something about ‘their mocking voices’ and how he would extract his revenge in ‘a timely fashion’. Nobody dares tell him of the sequel. I thought everyone liked a bit of Eddie, but evidently not Rolf.”
When told of this morning’s events the friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, added;
“I was waiting for something like this to happen. That NightNurse is like crack to him. First it’s the dogs, next he will strike out at the parrots then he will go for the heart of Britain’s vetinary practices. I’ve seen his manifesto and it’s not nice.”
Harris is expected to be released on bail today with further questioning to follow.
Harris apparently staggered off down the corridor while attempting to block his pursuers with pot plants and a home made police-style "stinger" fashioned from brambles and twigs.
The bearded menace managed to breach the furnace room and proceeded to barricade the door with chairs, wood and a novelty oven glove positioned at window height to taunt his would be captors.
His attention then turned to the cocker spaniel. He wrapped the benighted animal in carpet-tile before flinging it mercilessly into the furnace, all the time chuckling and twirling his hedge-like beard.
He then sat on the floor for two hours basking in the heat of the furnace, rocking back and forth and staring menacingly at the door.
The police were eventually able to break through the hastily erected barricade, the delay apparently being caused by the officers being “well freaked out by the oven glove”. Harris was taken into custody and awaits questioning.
A friend close to the Australian animal lover claims he hasn’t been the same ever since he was subjected to the Eddie Murphy remake of “Dr Doolittle”.
“I thought it would be a film he would like but once the animals started talking he totally freaked.
“He ran around the room twice before hurling himself through the French windows. He was shrieking like a wild man and it took us to hours to locate him. We eventually found him curled up in a ball next to a badger den. He had made what looked to be a voodoo doll of Eddie Murphy out of rags and a bobbin and was tirelessly stabbing it in the head with a cuckoo.
“He was a gibbering wreck by the time we got him back to the house; he was muttering something about ‘their mocking voices’ and how he would extract his revenge in ‘a timely fashion’. Nobody dares tell him of the sequel. I thought everyone liked a bit of Eddie, but evidently not Rolf.”
When told of this morning’s events the friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, added;
“I was waiting for something like this to happen. That NightNurse is like crack to him. First it’s the dogs, next he will strike out at the parrots then he will go for the heart of Britain’s vetinary practices. I’ve seen his manifesto and it’s not nice.”
Harris is expected to be released on bail today with further questioning to follow.
I hate Rolf Harris.
He is so..... lame!
He is so..... lame!
Rolf Harris was today under investigation for alleged "gross misconduct" whilst filming an episode of "Animal Hospital". An undisclosed source close to the production claims Harris burst onto the set one morning with an empty bottle of NightNurse in one hand, roared at the camera crew and proceeded to make off with the cocker spaniel under investigation by the vet.
Harris apparently staggered off down the corridor while attempting to block his pursuers with pot plants and a home made police-style "stinger" fashioned from brambles and twigs.
The bearded menace managed to breach the furnace room and proceeded to barricade the door with chairs, wood and a novelty oven glove positioned at window height to taunt his would be captors.
His attention then turned to the cocker spaniel. He wrapped the benighted animal in carpet-tile before flinging it mercilessly into the furnace, all the time chuckling and twirling his hedge-like beard.
He then sat on the floor for two hours basking in the heat of the furnace, rocking back and forth and staring menacingly at the door.
The police were eventually able to break through the hastily erected barricade, the delay apparently being caused by the officers being “well freaked out by the oven glove”. Harris was taken into custody and awaits questioning.
A friend close to the Australian animal lover claims he hasn’t been the same ever since he was subjected to the Eddie Murphy remake of “Dr Doolittle”.
“I thought it would be a film he would like but once the animals started talking he totally freaked.
“He ran around the room twice before hurling himself through the French windows. He was shrieking like a wild man and it took us to hours to locate him. We eventually found him curled up in a ball next to a badger den. He had made what looked to be a voodoo doll of Eddie Murphy out of rags and a bobbin and was tirelessly stabbing it in the head with a cuckoo.
“He was a gibbering wreck by the time we got him back to the house; he was muttering something about ‘their mocking voices’ and how he would extract his revenge in ‘a timely fashion’. Nobody dares tell him of the sequel. I thought everyone liked a bit of Eddie, but evidently not Rolf.”
When told of this morning’s events the friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, added;
“I was waiting for something like this to happen. That NightNurse is like crack to him. First it’s the dogs, next he will strike out at the parrots then he will go for the heart of Britain’s vetinary practices. I’ve seen his manifesto and it’s not nice.”
Harris is expected to be released on bail today with further questioning to follow.
Harris apparently staggered off down the corridor while attempting to block his pursuers with pot plants and a home made police-style "stinger" fashioned from brambles and twigs.
The bearded menace managed to breach the furnace room and proceeded to barricade the door with chairs, wood and a novelty oven glove positioned at window height to taunt his would be captors.
His attention then turned to the cocker spaniel. He wrapped the benighted animal in carpet-tile before flinging it mercilessly into the furnace, all the time chuckling and twirling his hedge-like beard.
He then sat on the floor for two hours basking in the heat of the furnace, rocking back and forth and staring menacingly at the door.
The police were eventually able to break through the hastily erected barricade, the delay apparently being caused by the officers being “well freaked out by the oven glove”. Harris was taken into custody and awaits questioning.
A friend close to the Australian animal lover claims he hasn’t been the same ever since he was subjected to the Eddie Murphy remake of “Dr Doolittle”.
“I thought it would be a film he would like but once the animals started talking he totally freaked.
“He ran around the room twice before hurling himself through the French windows. He was shrieking like a wild man and it took us to hours to locate him. We eventually found him curled up in a ball next to a badger den. He had made what looked to be a voodoo doll of Eddie Murphy out of rags and a bobbin and was tirelessly stabbing it in the head with a cuckoo.
“He was a gibbering wreck by the time we got him back to the house; he was muttering something about ‘their mocking voices’ and how he would extract his revenge in ‘a timely fashion’. Nobody dares tell him of the sequel. I thought everyone liked a bit of Eddie, but evidently not Rolf.”
When told of this morning’s events the friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, added;
“I was waiting for something like this to happen. That NightNurse is like crack to him. First it’s the dogs, next he will strike out at the parrots then he will go for the heart of Britain’s vetinary practices. I’ve seen his manifesto and it’s not nice.”
Harris is expected to be released on bail today with further questioning to follow.