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As the Iraqi weapons dossier is handed over to the US and the expert team of UN weapons inspectors poke around all corners of Iraq in search of ageing weapons of mass destruction, commencing a politically sensitive and challenging mission that will have no real effect on whether the United States launches their inevitable war against Saddam Hussein's government, it has been rumoured that some weapons may have been mysteriously hidden.
The weapons inspectors have yet to find conclusive evidence of any weapons of mass destruction or chemical and biological weapons factories, but the “Hawks” in the American administration know that Saddam has evil weapons, but has hidden them…somehow.
Following many months of top-secret satellite surveillance using the most sophisticated technology, highly trained US radar technicians watching monitors day and night one day saw a large structure disappear in front of their very eyes. Stranger things happened moments later when the thermal imaging equipment showed the heat signature of a lone man appearing to fly away from the scene!
At first after the astonishing revelation, the US government arrested Superman actor Christopher Reeve, as President Bush declared him surely to be “the only living man who can fly”. But, having remembered Reeve’s disability and lack of any real flying ability, he was later released from custody and received a full and humbling apology from the US government.
Upon investigation of the site where the building once stood, chief UN weapons inspector 74-year-old Hans Blix said his highly trained team of technicians had “comprehensive and credible evidence that suggested magical foul-play”, but later added that they “couldn’t be 100% certain until they ran more special supernatural tests on the affected area”.
However, further detailed studies of enhanced footage of the flying man revealed the evidence in this photo:
http://lemagicien.ifrance.com/lemagicien/DAVID.jpg
As you can clearly see, the evidence is conclusive, so now the big Bush finger of blame for the missing weapons has now been squarely pointed at David ‘the magical mercenary’ Copperfield.
In a press conference, President Bush said, “think about it will ya. When did anyone last see David Copperfield anywhere? Nobody has seen hide nor bouffant hair of him for years because he disappeared to Iraq to work for Saddam the Butcher of Baghdad.”
On the involvement with Saddam Hussein, Bush later added, “I believe that Saddam knew we were coming to take his evil killing toys away, so the greasy tyrant has resorted to using David Copperfield’s magic, which is not fair. We shall get to the bottom of this mystery, arrest Mr. Copperfield the turncoat and then we’ll destroy Iraq.”
Further damning evidence was revealed when a check of David Copperfield’s bank records showed that there had been a substantial payment made by a ‘Mr. S Hussein’ not that long ago, plus a German based cloth factory had recently dispatched an order of industrial sized sheets into Iraq, presumably for Mr. Copperfield to use in his giant missile and chemical weapons factory disappearing magic tricks.
So what drove David Copperfield from master of harmless magical entertainment to evil traitor?
Famous for being able to fly without the use of ropes or a harness, making The Eiffel Tower & The Statue of Liberty disappear, walking through the Great Wall of China and cutting himself into a hundred pieces then magically re-forming, all performed whilst wearing sparkly costumes and lots of hairspray, David Copperfield was once the most famous magician in the world.
In the mid nineties however, for some strange reason, David shunned the media spotlight and went on an epic “Middle Eastern Magical Mystery Tour”, visiting Syria, Oman, Israel, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Iraq. He wowed audiences of Arab sheiks, Asian princes, warmongers and tyrants with amazing magical displays, managing to make large piles of gold and bank notes magically disappear. One of his fans was a very impressed Saddam Hussein.
Unconfirmed sources from Iraq say that Saddam arranged a meeting with the magician in order to propose an unknown “scheme”. It is believed that although David didn’t want to betray his country in any way and work for the enemy, the offer of eternal wealth, a fleet of Rolls Royce plus 20 wives was too tempting to resist.
Saddam Hussein, fervently denying the hiding of missiles, released the following statement to the official Iraqi News Agency concerning the hiring of David Copperfield: “Hey relax guys, David Copperfield hasn’t hidden any of my weapons of mass destruction…er…um…if I had any weapons to hide that is.
Mr. Copperfield was merely hired to provide mystical magical entertainment for my army of dilapidated soldiers, devout human shields and Saddam-security doppelgangers, not to hide any weapons, honest man. I have no grievances towards my Western friends. I love their cultures; I enjoy watching American monster truck racing on satellite TV and I have all the Monty Python videos stored in my secret presidential palace bunker in “a rack” (geddit :D).”
Rubbishing Saddam’s innocence claims, White House spokesman Cletus Hickman said, “Although there’s no exact rules written up about this sort of occurrence, the use of Iraqi magic to hide weapons of mass destruction appears to be a violation of UN resolutions and international etiquette. Even if no weapons can be found, we know they’re there, so we’ll still bomb Iraq at some point in the near future.”
A thorough US marine and CIA search for David Copperfield has begun but has so far yielded no results, and in the mean time, new super inspectors bringing more sophisticated equipment to test for the presence of magic, are to be drafted in to help in the search for the fugitive and more missing weapons silos.
Meetings are still ongoing at the highest levels of government and it is hoped that there will be an understanding with Iraq on the necessity for full cooperation in the magical matter and the handing over of the wanted criminal David Copperfield.
A shadowy masked spokesperson from The Magic Circle declined to comment on the actions of the rogue magician, but claimed the actions were not becoming of a bona-fide magic circle agent and couldn’t be held responsible for any magical renegades who use their powers for immoral means.
The FBI most wanted list will soon be updated with this picture: http://www.tannensmagic.com/images/copperfield.jpg
If you have any information on the whereabouts of David Copperfield, don’t hesitate to contact the American Government.
The weapons inspectors have yet to find conclusive evidence of any weapons of mass destruction or chemical and biological weapons factories, but the “Hawks” in the American administration know that Saddam has evil weapons, but has hidden them…somehow.
Following many months of top-secret satellite surveillance using the most sophisticated technology, highly trained US radar technicians watching monitors day and night one day saw a large structure disappear in front of their very eyes. Stranger things happened moments later when the thermal imaging equipment showed the heat signature of a lone man appearing to fly away from the scene!
At first after the astonishing revelation, the US government arrested Superman actor Christopher Reeve, as President Bush declared him surely to be “the only living man who can fly”. But, having remembered Reeve’s disability and lack of any real flying ability, he was later released from custody and received a full and humbling apology from the US government.
Upon investigation of the site where the building once stood, chief UN weapons inspector 74-year-old Hans Blix said his highly trained team of technicians had “comprehensive and credible evidence that suggested magical foul-play”, but later added that they “couldn’t be 100% certain until they ran more special supernatural tests on the affected area”.
However, further detailed studies of enhanced footage of the flying man revealed the evidence in this photo:
http://lemagicien.ifrance.com/lemagicien/DAVID.jpg
As you can clearly see, the evidence is conclusive, so now the big Bush finger of blame for the missing weapons has now been squarely pointed at David ‘the magical mercenary’ Copperfield.
In a press conference, President Bush said, “think about it will ya. When did anyone last see David Copperfield anywhere? Nobody has seen hide nor bouffant hair of him for years because he disappeared to Iraq to work for Saddam the Butcher of Baghdad.”
On the involvement with Saddam Hussein, Bush later added, “I believe that Saddam knew we were coming to take his evil killing toys away, so the greasy tyrant has resorted to using David Copperfield’s magic, which is not fair. We shall get to the bottom of this mystery, arrest Mr. Copperfield the turncoat and then we’ll destroy Iraq.”
Further damning evidence was revealed when a check of David Copperfield’s bank records showed that there had been a substantial payment made by a ‘Mr. S Hussein’ not that long ago, plus a German based cloth factory had recently dispatched an order of industrial sized sheets into Iraq, presumably for Mr. Copperfield to use in his giant missile and chemical weapons factory disappearing magic tricks.
So what drove David Copperfield from master of harmless magical entertainment to evil traitor?
Famous for being able to fly without the use of ropes or a harness, making The Eiffel Tower & The Statue of Liberty disappear, walking through the Great Wall of China and cutting himself into a hundred pieces then magically re-forming, all performed whilst wearing sparkly costumes and lots of hairspray, David Copperfield was once the most famous magician in the world.
In the mid nineties however, for some strange reason, David shunned the media spotlight and went on an epic “Middle Eastern Magical Mystery Tour”, visiting Syria, Oman, Israel, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Iraq. He wowed audiences of Arab sheiks, Asian princes, warmongers and tyrants with amazing magical displays, managing to make large piles of gold and bank notes magically disappear. One of his fans was a very impressed Saddam Hussein.
Unconfirmed sources from Iraq say that Saddam arranged a meeting with the magician in order to propose an unknown “scheme”. It is believed that although David didn’t want to betray his country in any way and work for the enemy, the offer of eternal wealth, a fleet of Rolls Royce plus 20 wives was too tempting to resist.
Saddam Hussein, fervently denying the hiding of missiles, released the following statement to the official Iraqi News Agency concerning the hiring of David Copperfield: “Hey relax guys, David Copperfield hasn’t hidden any of my weapons of mass destruction…er…um…if I had any weapons to hide that is.
Mr. Copperfield was merely hired to provide mystical magical entertainment for my army of dilapidated soldiers, devout human shields and Saddam-security doppelgangers, not to hide any weapons, honest man. I have no grievances towards my Western friends. I love their cultures; I enjoy watching American monster truck racing on satellite TV and I have all the Monty Python videos stored in my secret presidential palace bunker in “a rack” (geddit :D).”
Rubbishing Saddam’s innocence claims, White House spokesman Cletus Hickman said, “Although there’s no exact rules written up about this sort of occurrence, the use of Iraqi magic to hide weapons of mass destruction appears to be a violation of UN resolutions and international etiquette. Even if no weapons can be found, we know they’re there, so we’ll still bomb Iraq at some point in the near future.”
A thorough US marine and CIA search for David Copperfield has begun but has so far yielded no results, and in the mean time, new super inspectors bringing more sophisticated equipment to test for the presence of magic, are to be drafted in to help in the search for the fugitive and more missing weapons silos.
Meetings are still ongoing at the highest levels of government and it is hoped that there will be an understanding with Iraq on the necessity for full cooperation in the magical matter and the handing over of the wanted criminal David Copperfield.
A shadowy masked spokesperson from The Magic Circle declined to comment on the actions of the rogue magician, but claimed the actions were not becoming of a bona-fide magic circle agent and couldn’t be held responsible for any magical renegades who use their powers for immoral means.
The FBI most wanted list will soon be updated with this picture: http://www.tannensmagic.com/images/copperfield.jpg
If you have any information on the whereabouts of David Copperfield, don’t hesitate to contact the American Government.
Heh, brilliant.
As the Iraqi weapons dossier is handed over to the US and the expert team of UN weapons inspectors poke around all corners of Iraq in search of ageing weapons of mass destruction, commencing a politically sensitive and challenging mission that will have no real effect on whether the United States launches their inevitable war against Saddam Hussein's government, it has been rumoured that some weapons may have been mysteriously hidden.
The weapons inspectors have yet to find conclusive evidence of any weapons of mass destruction or chemical and biological weapons factories, but the “Hawks” in the American administration know that Saddam has evil weapons, but has hidden them…somehow.
Following many months of top-secret satellite surveillance using the most sophisticated technology, highly trained US radar technicians watching monitors day and night one day saw a large structure disappear in front of their very eyes. Stranger things happened moments later when the thermal imaging equipment showed the heat signature of a lone man appearing to fly away from the scene!
At first after the astonishing revelation, the US government arrested Superman actor Christopher Reeve, as President Bush declared him surely to be “the only living man who can fly”. But, having remembered Reeve’s disability and lack of any real flying ability, he was later released from custody and received a full and humbling apology from the US government.
Upon investigation of the site where the building once stood, chief UN weapons inspector 74-year-old Hans Blix said his highly trained team of technicians had “comprehensive and credible evidence that suggested magical foul-play”, but later added that they “couldn’t be 100% certain until they ran more special supernatural tests on the affected area”.
However, further detailed studies of enhanced footage of the flying man revealed the evidence in this photo:
http://lemagicien.ifrance.com/lemagicien/DAVID.jpg
As you can clearly see, the evidence is conclusive, so now the big Bush finger of blame for the missing weapons has now been squarely pointed at David ‘the magical mercenary’ Copperfield.
In a press conference, President Bush said, “think about it will ya. When did anyone last see David Copperfield anywhere? Nobody has seen hide nor bouffant hair of him for years because he disappeared to Iraq to work for Saddam the Butcher of Baghdad.”
On the involvement with Saddam Hussein, Bush later added, “I believe that Saddam knew we were coming to take his evil killing toys away, so the greasy tyrant has resorted to using David Copperfield’s magic, which is not fair. We shall get to the bottom of this mystery, arrest Mr. Copperfield the turncoat and then we’ll destroy Iraq.”
Further damning evidence was revealed when a check of David Copperfield’s bank records showed that there had been a substantial payment made by a ‘Mr. S Hussein’ not that long ago, plus a German based cloth factory had recently dispatched an order of industrial sized sheets into Iraq, presumably for Mr. Copperfield to use in his giant missile and chemical weapons factory disappearing magic tricks.
So what drove David Copperfield from master of harmless magical entertainment to evil traitor?
Famous for being able to fly without the use of ropes or a harness, making The Eiffel Tower & The Statue of Liberty disappear, walking through the Great Wall of China and cutting himself into a hundred pieces then magically re-forming, all performed whilst wearing sparkly costumes and lots of hairspray, David Copperfield was once the most famous magician in the world.
In the mid nineties however, for some strange reason, David shunned the media spotlight and went on an epic “Middle Eastern Magical Mystery Tour”, visiting Syria, Oman, Israel, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Iraq. He wowed audiences of Arab sheiks, Asian princes, warmongers and tyrants with amazing magical displays, managing to make large piles of gold and bank notes magically disappear. One of his fans was a very impressed Saddam Hussein.
Unconfirmed sources from Iraq say that Saddam arranged a meeting with the magician in order to propose an unknown “scheme”. It is believed that although David didn’t want to betray his country in any way and work for the enemy, the offer of eternal wealth, a fleet of Rolls Royce plus 20 wives was too tempting to resist.
Saddam Hussein, fervently denying the hiding of missiles, released the following statement to the official Iraqi News Agency concerning the hiring of David Copperfield: “Hey relax guys, David Copperfield hasn’t hidden any of my weapons of mass destruction…er…um…if I had any weapons to hide that is.
Mr. Copperfield was merely hired to provide mystical magical entertainment for my army of dilapidated soldiers, devout human shields and Saddam-security doppelgangers, not to hide any weapons, honest man. I have no grievances towards my Western friends. I love their cultures; I enjoy watching American monster truck racing on satellite TV and I have all the Monty Python videos stored in my secret presidential palace bunker in “a rack” (geddit :D).”
Rubbishing Saddam’s innocence claims, White House spokesman Cletus Hickman said, “Although there’s no exact rules written up about this sort of occurrence, the use of Iraqi magic to hide weapons of mass destruction appears to be a violation of UN resolutions and international etiquette. Even if no weapons can be found, we know they’re there, so we’ll still bomb Iraq at some point in the near future.”
A thorough US marine and CIA search for David Copperfield has begun but has so far yielded no results, and in the mean time, new super inspectors bringing more sophisticated equipment to test for the presence of magic, are to be drafted in to help in the search for the fugitive and more missing weapons silos.
Meetings are still ongoing at the highest levels of government and it is hoped that there will be an understanding with Iraq on the necessity for full cooperation in the magical matter and the handing over of the wanted criminal David Copperfield.
A shadowy masked spokesperson from The Magic Circle declined to comment on the actions of the rogue magician, but claimed the actions were not becoming of a bona-fide magic circle agent and couldn’t be held responsible for any magical renegades who use their powers for immoral means.
The FBI most wanted list will soon be updated with this picture: http://www.tannensmagic.com/images/copperfield.jpg
If you have any information on the whereabouts of David Copperfield, don’t hesitate to contact the American Government.
The weapons inspectors have yet to find conclusive evidence of any weapons of mass destruction or chemical and biological weapons factories, but the “Hawks” in the American administration know that Saddam has evil weapons, but has hidden them…somehow.
Following many months of top-secret satellite surveillance using the most sophisticated technology, highly trained US radar technicians watching monitors day and night one day saw a large structure disappear in front of their very eyes. Stranger things happened moments later when the thermal imaging equipment showed the heat signature of a lone man appearing to fly away from the scene!
At first after the astonishing revelation, the US government arrested Superman actor Christopher Reeve, as President Bush declared him surely to be “the only living man who can fly”. But, having remembered Reeve’s disability and lack of any real flying ability, he was later released from custody and received a full and humbling apology from the US government.
Upon investigation of the site where the building once stood, chief UN weapons inspector 74-year-old Hans Blix said his highly trained team of technicians had “comprehensive and credible evidence that suggested magical foul-play”, but later added that they “couldn’t be 100% certain until they ran more special supernatural tests on the affected area”.
However, further detailed studies of enhanced footage of the flying man revealed the evidence in this photo:
http://lemagicien.ifrance.com/lemagicien/DAVID.jpg
As you can clearly see, the evidence is conclusive, so now the big Bush finger of blame for the missing weapons has now been squarely pointed at David ‘the magical mercenary’ Copperfield.
In a press conference, President Bush said, “think about it will ya. When did anyone last see David Copperfield anywhere? Nobody has seen hide nor bouffant hair of him for years because he disappeared to Iraq to work for Saddam the Butcher of Baghdad.”
On the involvement with Saddam Hussein, Bush later added, “I believe that Saddam knew we were coming to take his evil killing toys away, so the greasy tyrant has resorted to using David Copperfield’s magic, which is not fair. We shall get to the bottom of this mystery, arrest Mr. Copperfield the turncoat and then we’ll destroy Iraq.”
Further damning evidence was revealed when a check of David Copperfield’s bank records showed that there had been a substantial payment made by a ‘Mr. S Hussein’ not that long ago, plus a German based cloth factory had recently dispatched an order of industrial sized sheets into Iraq, presumably for Mr. Copperfield to use in his giant missile and chemical weapons factory disappearing magic tricks.
So what drove David Copperfield from master of harmless magical entertainment to evil traitor?
Famous for being able to fly without the use of ropes or a harness, making The Eiffel Tower & The Statue of Liberty disappear, walking through the Great Wall of China and cutting himself into a hundred pieces then magically re-forming, all performed whilst wearing sparkly costumes and lots of hairspray, David Copperfield was once the most famous magician in the world.
In the mid nineties however, for some strange reason, David shunned the media spotlight and went on an epic “Middle Eastern Magical Mystery Tour”, visiting Syria, Oman, Israel, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Iraq. He wowed audiences of Arab sheiks, Asian princes, warmongers and tyrants with amazing magical displays, managing to make large piles of gold and bank notes magically disappear. One of his fans was a very impressed Saddam Hussein.
Unconfirmed sources from Iraq say that Saddam arranged a meeting with the magician in order to propose an unknown “scheme”. It is believed that although David didn’t want to betray his country in any way and work for the enemy, the offer of eternal wealth, a fleet of Rolls Royce plus 20 wives was too tempting to resist.
Saddam Hussein, fervently denying the hiding of missiles, released the following statement to the official Iraqi News Agency concerning the hiring of David Copperfield: “Hey relax guys, David Copperfield hasn’t hidden any of my weapons of mass destruction…er…um…if I had any weapons to hide that is.
Mr. Copperfield was merely hired to provide mystical magical entertainment for my army of dilapidated soldiers, devout human shields and Saddam-security doppelgangers, not to hide any weapons, honest man. I have no grievances towards my Western friends. I love their cultures; I enjoy watching American monster truck racing on satellite TV and I have all the Monty Python videos stored in my secret presidential palace bunker in “a rack” (geddit :D).”
Rubbishing Saddam’s innocence claims, White House spokesman Cletus Hickman said, “Although there’s no exact rules written up about this sort of occurrence, the use of Iraqi magic to hide weapons of mass destruction appears to be a violation of UN resolutions and international etiquette. Even if no weapons can be found, we know they’re there, so we’ll still bomb Iraq at some point in the near future.”
A thorough US marine and CIA search for David Copperfield has begun but has so far yielded no results, and in the mean time, new super inspectors bringing more sophisticated equipment to test for the presence of magic, are to be drafted in to help in the search for the fugitive and more missing weapons silos.
Meetings are still ongoing at the highest levels of government and it is hoped that there will be an understanding with Iraq on the necessity for full cooperation in the magical matter and the handing over of the wanted criminal David Copperfield.
A shadowy masked spokesperson from The Magic Circle declined to comment on the actions of the rogue magician, but claimed the actions were not becoming of a bona-fide magic circle agent and couldn’t be held responsible for any magical renegades who use their powers for immoral means.
The FBI most wanted list will soon be updated with this picture: http://www.tannensmagic.com/images/copperfield.jpg
If you have any information on the whereabouts of David Copperfield, don’t hesitate to contact the American Government.