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Console Police, arrest this game, it talks in maths
The sound is awful, it's like a detuned radio
Console Police, arrest this game, its awful graphics, are making me feel ill
And we have crashed our PC
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
Console Police, I've played it all I can, it's not good enough
I've given all I can, but there's no playability
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
For a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
The sound is awful, it's like a detuned radio
Console Police, arrest this game, its awful graphics, are making me feel ill
And we have crashed our PC
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
Console Police, I've played it all I can, it's not good enough
I've given all I can, but there's no playability
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
For a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
We did, we were too dumbstruck to post on a work of such magnitude and decided to leave it as an opus in its own right, without us sullying its impeccable solitude with our posts.
Either that, or we didn't love it.
Either that, or we didn't love it.
It's Radiiohead's Karma Police, I've barely changed it, you MUST love it!
It's too good to go completely unnoticed!
Forgot to say, it's to the tune of Radiohead's Karma Police.
Console Police, arrest this game, it talks in maths
The sound is awful, it's like a detuned radio
Console Police, arrest this game, its awful graphics, are making me feel ill
And we have crashed our PC
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
Console Police, I've played it all I can, it's not good enough
I've given all I can, but there's no playability
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
For a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
The sound is awful, it's like a detuned radio
Console Police, arrest this game, its awful graphics, are making me feel ill
And we have crashed our PC
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
Console Police, I've played it all I can, it's not good enough
I've given all I can, but there's no playability
This is what you get, this is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
And for a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn
For a minute there, I lost my turn, I lost my turn