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"Greetings, Fox fans! So you want to know about my life, eh? Well, how long have you got?
"Ace Arwing pilot, hand-to-hand combat expert, puzzle-solver extraordinaire...you name it, I can do it. But, I have to admit, I wasn't always so multi-skilled. Years ago, I was merely the best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System.
"I had a hard upbringing. It was tough being the son of James McCloud (former best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System) but Dad taught me everything I know. If only he could see me now.
"Many years ago, Dad led the original Star Fox team (with my pal Peppy Hare and that traitor Pigma Dengar) to investigate Andross, a twisted scientist banished to planet Venom. Dad was killed in action but Peppy survived, and later became my trusted co-pilot and confidante.
"After I graduated from the Corneria Defense Academy, I followed in Dad's furry footsteps and took charge of the Star Fox team, alongside Peppy and Slippy. During my 1994 Starwing mission, I finally got to confront Andross and avenge my father's death.
"But Andross didn't stay dead for long. In 1997, I led the Lylat Wars campaign against that maniacal meddler, and whupped him for a second time, thanks to Slippy's new inventions: the Landmaster and Blue Marine.
"In 1999 I took a slight change of career, as a prize fighter! In Super Smash Bros. (and again this year in Super Smash Bros. Melee), I stepped out of the Arwing and into the battle arena.
"It was there that I picked up some useful hand-to-hand combat skills, which have come in really handy in my latest mission, Star Fox Adventures. I'm now a hero for hire, and was roped in by General Pepper to help out the inhabitants of Dinosaur Planet.
"I admit that I was more interested in the money than being up to my ears in dino dung, but the prospect of saving an entire planet from a tyrannical lizard was too good to miss. Ah, fame...don't you just love it?"
And
Star Fox Adventures (Nintendo GameCube, 2002)
"Another amazing Fox McCloud mission: and, boy, are we in for some serious cash when it's over. Maybe we can have separate plug sockets for ROB the Robot and the toaster at last."
"Ace Arwing pilot, hand-to-hand combat expert, puzzle-solver extraordinaire...you name it, I can do it. But, I have to admit, I wasn't always so multi-skilled. Years ago, I was merely the best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System.
"I had a hard upbringing. It was tough being the son of James McCloud (former best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System) but Dad taught me everything I know. If only he could see me now.
"Many years ago, Dad led the original Star Fox team (with my pal Peppy Hare and that traitor Pigma Dengar) to investigate Andross, a twisted scientist banished to planet Venom. Dad was killed in action but Peppy survived, and later became my trusted co-pilot and confidante.
"After I graduated from the Corneria Defense Academy, I followed in Dad's furry footsteps and took charge of the Star Fox team, alongside Peppy and Slippy. During my 1994 Starwing mission, I finally got to confront Andross and avenge my father's death.
"But Andross didn't stay dead for long. In 1997, I led the Lylat Wars campaign against that maniacal meddler, and whupped him for a second time, thanks to Slippy's new inventions: the Landmaster and Blue Marine.
"In 1999 I took a slight change of career, as a prize fighter! In Super Smash Bros. (and again this year in Super Smash Bros. Melee), I stepped out of the Arwing and into the battle arena.
"It was there that I picked up some useful hand-to-hand combat skills, which have come in really handy in my latest mission, Star Fox Adventures. I'm now a hero for hire, and was roped in by General Pepper to help out the inhabitants of Dinosaur Planet.
"I admit that I was more interested in the money than being up to my ears in dino dung, but the prospect of saving an entire planet from a tyrannical lizard was too good to miss. Ah, fame...don't you just love it?"
And
Star Fox Adventures (Nintendo GameCube, 2002)
"Another amazing Fox McCloud mission: and, boy, are we in for some serious cash when it's over. Maybe we can have separate plug sockets for ROB the Robot and the toaster at last."
but my bongstrot was flonging my barishma!
meh. your spoolersflet was soggy anyway. might as well of let it flungort, but no, you could't afford to replace the slapstreamer, could you?
thanks for spoiling hjalf the story or whatever *cries* I didn't know Andross was the baddie in Lylatwars *cries*
"Greetings, Fox fans! So you want to know about my life, eh? Well, how long have you got?
"Ace Arwing pilot, hand-to-hand combat expert, puzzle-solver extraordinaire...you name it, I can do it. But, I have to admit, I wasn't always so multi-skilled. Years ago, I was merely the best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System.
"I had a hard upbringing. It was tough being the son of James McCloud (former best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System) but Dad taught me everything I know. If only he could see me now.
"Many years ago, Dad led the original Star Fox team (with my pal Peppy Hare and that traitor Pigma Dengar) to investigate Andross, a twisted scientist banished to planet Venom. Dad was killed in action but Peppy survived, and later became my trusted co-pilot and confidante.
"After I graduated from the Corneria Defense Academy, I followed in Dad's furry footsteps and took charge of the Star Fox team, alongside Peppy and Slippy. During my 1994 Starwing mission, I finally got to confront Andross and avenge my father's death.
"But Andross didn't stay dead for long. In 1997, I led the Lylat Wars campaign against that maniacal meddler, and whupped him for a second time, thanks to Slippy's new inventions: the Landmaster and Blue Marine.
"In 1999 I took a slight change of career, as a prize fighter! In Super Smash Bros. (and again this year in Super Smash Bros. Melee), I stepped out of the Arwing and into the battle arena.
"It was there that I picked up some useful hand-to-hand combat skills, which have come in really handy in my latest mission, Star Fox Adventures. I'm now a hero for hire, and was roped in by General Pepper to help out the inhabitants of Dinosaur Planet.
"I admit that I was more interested in the money than being up to my ears in dino dung, but the prospect of saving an entire planet from a tyrannical lizard was too good to miss. Ah, fame...don't you just love it?"
And
Star Fox Adventures (Nintendo GameCube, 2002)
"Another amazing Fox McCloud mission: and, boy, are we in for some serious cash when it's over. Maybe we can have separate plug sockets for ROB the Robot and the toaster at last."
"Ace Arwing pilot, hand-to-hand combat expert, puzzle-solver extraordinaire...you name it, I can do it. But, I have to admit, I wasn't always so multi-skilled. Years ago, I was merely the best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System.
"I had a hard upbringing. It was tough being the son of James McCloud (former best Arwing pilot in the whole of the Lylat System) but Dad taught me everything I know. If only he could see me now.
"Many years ago, Dad led the original Star Fox team (with my pal Peppy Hare and that traitor Pigma Dengar) to investigate Andross, a twisted scientist banished to planet Venom. Dad was killed in action but Peppy survived, and later became my trusted co-pilot and confidante.
"After I graduated from the Corneria Defense Academy, I followed in Dad's furry footsteps and took charge of the Star Fox team, alongside Peppy and Slippy. During my 1994 Starwing mission, I finally got to confront Andross and avenge my father's death.
"But Andross didn't stay dead for long. In 1997, I led the Lylat Wars campaign against that maniacal meddler, and whupped him for a second time, thanks to Slippy's new inventions: the Landmaster and Blue Marine.
"In 1999 I took a slight change of career, as a prize fighter! In Super Smash Bros. (and again this year in Super Smash Bros. Melee), I stepped out of the Arwing and into the battle arena.
"It was there that I picked up some useful hand-to-hand combat skills, which have come in really handy in my latest mission, Star Fox Adventures. I'm now a hero for hire, and was roped in by General Pepper to help out the inhabitants of Dinosaur Planet.
"I admit that I was more interested in the money than being up to my ears in dino dung, but the prospect of saving an entire planet from a tyrannical lizard was too good to miss. Ah, fame...don't you just love it?"
And
Star Fox Adventures (Nintendo GameCube, 2002)
"Another amazing Fox McCloud mission: and, boy, are we in for some serious cash when it's over. Maybe we can have separate plug sockets for ROB the Robot and the toaster at last."