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Back when Tomb raider was quite good
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix the 64' with the PS1
And when it, loads up you can hardly walk
And by the, sixth game you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in this forum or the internet
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think mario
is swimming in pink linen again in the sink!
Then in a couple of minutes that internet credit is finished
You are now allowed to officially play fighters
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, in MSR, and start drivin'
Over London and cause a 42 car pile-up
[Flight Navigator 98 ]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke coming
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I hate mr Gates
He is a waste of space
I want him to vanish without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the turtles roam
I'll be back in an hour or so
Chorus
'Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some game keeps pullin' on my sleeve
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
These games a got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
They won't let me ever let them go
I'm a sucka all I gotta say
These games really got ahold of me
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix the 64' with the PS1
And when it, loads up you can hardly walk
And by the, sixth game you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in this forum or the internet
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think mario
is swimming in pink linen again in the sink!
Then in a couple of minutes that internet credit is finished
You are now allowed to officially play fighters
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, in MSR, and start drivin'
Over London and cause a 42 car pile-up
[Flight Navigator 98 ]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke coming
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I hate mr Gates
He is a waste of space
I want him to vanish without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the turtles roam
I'll be back in an hour or so
Chorus
'Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some game keeps pullin' on my sleeve
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
These games a got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
They won't let me ever let them go
I'm a sucka all I gotta say
These games really got ahold of me
Back when Tomb raider was quite good
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix the 64' with the PS1
And when it, loads up you can hardly walk
And by the, sixth game you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in this forum or the internet
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think mario
is swimming in pink linen again in the sink!
Then in a couple of minutes that internet credit is finished
You are now allowed to officially play fighters
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, in MSR, and start drivin'
Over London and cause a 42 car pile-up
[Flight Navigator 98 ]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke coming
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I hate mr Gates
He is a waste of space
I want him to vanish without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the turtles roam
I'll be back in an hour or so
Chorus
'Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some game keeps pullin' on my sleeve
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
These games a got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
They won't let me ever let them go
I'm a sucka all I gotta say
These games really got ahold of me
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix the 64' with the PS1
And when it, loads up you can hardly walk
And by the, sixth game you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in this forum or the internet
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think mario
is swimming in pink linen again in the sink!
Then in a couple of minutes that internet credit is finished
You are now allowed to officially play fighters
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, in MSR, and start drivin'
Over London and cause a 42 car pile-up
[Flight Navigator 98 ]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke coming
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I hate mr Gates
He is a waste of space
I want him to vanish without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the turtles roam
I'll be back in an hour or so
Chorus
'Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some game keeps pullin' on my sleeve
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
These games a got ahold of me
'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
They won't let me ever let them go
I'm a sucka all I gotta say
These games really got ahold of me
So no one likes my song then!
Looks a bit strange to me!
I've had enough with songs for now.