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Sing to Pulp's Disco 2000
Well we were released within five years of each other
Our owners said we could be sisters and brothers
Our name is Tomb Raider.
Tomb Raider - and the sequels
Oh and they said that when we get beat
We'd get better and never repeat
We never did it, although we often thought of it
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
We had the first girl in games to get breasts
Gamers said that she was the best
The boys all loved her and we felt so tall
We had to watch them back Lara to the wall
They loved to watch your boobs jig around
Stare in awe as they bounce up and down
Oh, it meant nothing to us - cos we were oh so popular
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby, oh.
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby.
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Do, do, dooo, doo, doot-doo
Well we were released within five years of each other
Our owners said we could be sisters and brothers
Our name is Tomb Raider.
Tomb Raider - and the sequels
Oh and they said that when we get beat
We'd get better and never repeat
We never did it, although we often thought of it
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
We had the first girl in games to get breasts
Gamers said that she was the best
The boys all loved her and we felt so tall
We had to watch them back Lara to the wall
They loved to watch your boobs jig around
Stare in awe as they bounce up and down
Oh, it meant nothing to us - cos we were oh so popular
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby, oh.
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby.
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Do, do, dooo, doo, doot-doo
Sing to Pulp's Disco 2000
Well we were released within five years of each other
Our owners said we could be sisters and brothers
Our name is Tomb Raider.
Tomb Raider - and the sequels
Oh and they said that when we get beat
We'd get better and never repeat
We never did it, although we often thought of it
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
We had the first girl in games to get breasts
Gamers said that she was the best
The boys all loved her and we felt so tall
We had to watch them back Lara to the wall
They loved to watch your boobs jig around
Stare in awe as they bounce up and down
Oh, it meant nothing to us - cos we were oh so popular
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby, oh.
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby.
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Do, do, dooo, doo, doot-doo
Well we were released within five years of each other
Our owners said we could be sisters and brothers
Our name is Tomb Raider.
Tomb Raider - and the sequels
Oh and they said that when we get beat
We'd get better and never repeat
We never did it, although we often thought of it
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
We had the first girl in games to get breasts
Gamers said that she was the best
The boys all loved her and we felt so tall
We had to watch them back Lara to the wall
They loved to watch your boobs jig around
Stare in awe as they bounce up and down
Oh, it meant nothing to us - cos we were oh so popular
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh Tomb Raider, do you recall?
Your levels were very small with treasures on the wall
When I came around to play you didn't let me stop all day
And I said "Let's re-release in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we are Chronicles?
It plays just the same, but it's a whole new game"
I never knew that we'd get sequels
I would be playing down here on my own
In that damp and dingey dungeon down the road
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby, oh.
Oh, what are you playing Sunday, baby?
Would you like to come and beat me maybe?
You can even bring your baby.
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Do, do, dooo, doo, doot-doo
I thought we agreed no MORE songs!
They dont belong here!
They dont belong here!
I agreed to nothing.
Nothing I tells yers.
I posted a warning on this site, stating that if anybody else posted a song, after Fantasymeister posted his ratgher good effort, I would also start posting songs.
1 every week day until Xmas.
You have 3 more to go.
Nothing I tells yers.
I posted a warning on this site, stating that if anybody else posted a song, after Fantasymeister posted his ratgher good effort, I would also start posting songs.
1 every week day until Xmas.
You have 3 more to go.
C'mon, surely you enjoyed this one?
Only if you completely redefine the word 'enjoyed'.