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Sat 07/12/02 at 00:01
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The Manchester United Virus… this where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.

The David Beckham Virus… this affects newer PC’s mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on but nothing works.

The Roy Keane Virus… this one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows…

The Alex Ferguson Virus… the computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been) than all the other other computers in the building.

The Fabien Barthez Virus… not particularly harmful – you just can’t save anything.

The Neville Bros. Virus… just when you think things can’t get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

The Ryan Giggs Virus… the computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it’s better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic flucuation in performance.

The Luke Chadwick Virus…this is a particularly ugly one.

The Paul Scholes Virus… works fine for the European market but somehow fails to perform in Japan.

The Laurent Blanc Virus… to slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.

The Manchester United Shirt Virus… This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3 months.
Sat 07/12/02 at 14:48
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"An Evil Resident"
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Well you could if you really wanted but i dont see really the point, i wasnt claiming this to be my work (i always sign my own stuff 'Rabid') i just thought it was quite a funny thing to share...

Especially the Luke Chadwick virus being a particulary ugly one :D
Sat 07/12/02 at 14:43
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"Max Power"
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if thats ok everyone?
Sat 07/12/02 at 14:42
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"Max Power"
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Done before ill go look for it and bring it back up
Sat 07/12/02 at 14:38
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"An Evil Resident"
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I didnt see them posted here before... its not my own work so its possible you've seen it somewhere else :D
Sat 07/12/02 at 14:37
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"Picking a winner!"
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Yeah, e-mail of this circulated quite a while ago.
Still funny though
Sat 07/12/02 at 14:36
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"Foxes 4 Ever!!!"
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Haven't these been posted before?

Non-the less they are still quality.
Sat 07/12/02 at 12:36
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"An Evil Resident"
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Thx :D
Sat 07/12/02 at 10:26
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Even though im a Man U supporter, that was quality.
Sat 07/12/02 at 10:24
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"Baros!!!"
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Quality.
Sat 07/12/02 at 00:01
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"An Evil Resident"
Posts: 933
The Manchester United Virus… this where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.

The David Beckham Virus… this affects newer PC’s mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on but nothing works.

The Roy Keane Virus… this one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows…

The Alex Ferguson Virus… the computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been) than all the other other computers in the building.

The Fabien Barthez Virus… not particularly harmful – you just can’t save anything.

The Neville Bros. Virus… just when you think things can’t get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

The Ryan Giggs Virus… the computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it’s better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic flucuation in performance.

The Luke Chadwick Virus…this is a particularly ugly one.

The Paul Scholes Virus… works fine for the European market but somehow fails to perform in Japan.

The Laurent Blanc Virus… to slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.

The Manchester United Shirt Virus… This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3 months.

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