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"Mad Cow"

When I woke up after the Manics gig... I felt sick again and tryed to move to the toilet as fast as I could

Something was wrong though... I stood up and every single muscle in my legs seized up and went into a spasm... I pulled/strained every one at the same time.

This caused me to virtually collapse in pain with my legs going all over the place... just like what happens to cows when they have made cow disease... and they fly about all over the place.

I wasn't sick though, which was nice.

damn!!! And heres me thinking there was a post all for me :P

And worst of all there were no cows to laugh at :O[[

SHEEPY wrote:
> I got into trouble for laughing at cows on a Geography trip


Biggest trouble I ever got into on a field trip was when most of our year stayed away somewhere, and we "decided" to go out for a walk on the most miserable day of the week. Trudging across another muddy field, I'd had enough and burst into loud song:

"I HATE WALKING, IT IS CRA-"

At this point I got bullocked by the deputy head, walking about two metres to my right :O(

Did they not feed infected cow's brains to the actual cows

All farmers do that stuff, they're not built to eat meat nevermind crappy bits of themselves.

Anyway it was funny me doing a mad cow impression, hurt mind.

At last a topic in which my tagline finally makes sense in.

BSE was entirely the famers fault for rubbing insecticides onto the backs of their cattle. The 'cide would then be asorbed into the blood stream via the spinal column, killing the parasites within. However the chemicals would also increase the production of free radicals at the base and neck of the spine. This had the effect of causing the cattle's motorneurone system to malfunction and the brain would also become spongified.

Nasty. Hence wobbly cows without a clue what's going on.

Hmm, a cow from the field next to me got into our garden (wrecked the front garden) and kept walking into our wall. Weird. But those cows are weird. I also remember when my wee brother wouldn't eat BEEFbugers (hamburgers were alright ??????) because he thought he'd turn into a cow. Weirder.

I got into trouble for laughing at cows on a Geography trip

" This is sedimentary ro--- MOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO "

" hehehehe "

" Craig, grow up "

Bah

I was about to say no, until I noticed you had wrote "had a cow" and not "was a cow".

Cows are cool. I really like cows.

I know CJD is a terrible thing (farmer's profits blah blah blah) but was I the only person to see the news reports and wish I had a cow that did the splits and facebutted walls?

When I woke up after the Manics gig... I felt sick again and tryed to move to the toilet as fast as I could

Something was wrong though... I stood up and every single muscle in my legs seized up and went into a spasm... I pulled/strained every one at the same time.

This caused me to virtually collapse in pain with my legs going all over the place... just like what happens to cows when they have made cow disease... and they fly about all over the place.

I wasn't sick though, which was nice.