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Meka Design Products Presents...
The Con-Mon 3000
I'm sure you've seen them on Watchdog, those reports of evil rip-off merchants, tricking innocent people like you and I into parting with our money.
Only the other day I witnessed an awful, awful report. A man had been sending out letters, telling its recipients that they could have won large sums of cash. He was also selling biscuits.
One man, thinking that he had already won the money, went out and bought a new car. He received his biscuits, but no cash was forthcoming. The letters had been cleverly worded. All he really had was a number that was to be entered into a draw. He had been cruelly tricked.
In another shocking case, 30 people were invited to take part in a reality TV show, and gave up their jobs and homes. When they arrived they found that there was, in fact, no TV show, and that the producer had told them that there was in the hope of being able to secure a deal.
As you can see, terrible things can happen to anyone. Even you.
When you receive a letter indicating that you may have won £25000, how can you be sure that the £35 they are asking you to send is really a processing fee?
When a company wishes to offer you freebies, how do you know that they aren't secretly trying to obtain the rights to bill you for your gas and electricity?
That man in the pub that reckoned you can make it in modelling, is he for real, or does he just want a hand building his model railway?
Well worry no longer, for the Con-Mon 3000 is here.
Worn as a headband, the Con-Mon is like a third eye, warning you of any potential tricksters. If confronted by a letter offering you a free holiday, put on the Con-Mon and read carefully. The Con-Mon will show you the light and shine brightly to warn you if the letter is a con.
Wear the Con-Mon 3000 when down the pub, to ensure that those Rolex's that the pikey with the rats-tail and dirty 'tache are selling are the genuine article.
Also, never answer the phone without the Con-Mon earpiece in place, which comes free with the Con-Mon 3000 when ordered by credit card for 24-hour delivery. The ear piece will send signals to the Con-Mon head band, causing it to flash the second that operators are trying to get you to hand over credit card details to receive apparently free items.
Go get your very own Con-Mon 3000! Simply call our hotline number now. Have your credit card ready to pay the low, low price of just £44.49, a figure that will save you thousands in the future when you beat the con man. Save even more money by subscribing to our exclusive 'Mental Security' magazine. Set up a direct debit of just £3.50 per month to not only save £6 a year on the cost of the magazine, but also to receive a 20% on the price of the Con Mon 3000, bringing it down to just £35.59. The price of peace of mind just got cheaper.
Terms & Conditions
As the Con-Mon works on alpha waves, picked up directly from your responses, it's possible that it may not work to its full capacity for every one, or indeed anyone.
No refunds are available on the product, due to the structure of the company set to radically alter once I hit profitability.
Faulty good are, in fact, not faulty; you are just not using them right. Try washing the skin around which the Con Mon sits, perhaps shaving hair in order to receive a clearer signal.
If you sign up for the magazine 'Mental Security' we cannot guarantee that it will be published every month. We will endeavour to continue collecting on the direct debit, and indeed increase the amount, should we so desire.
The Con-Mon 3000
I'm sure you've seen them on Watchdog, those reports of evil rip-off merchants, tricking innocent people like you and I into parting with our money.
Only the other day I witnessed an awful, awful report. A man had been sending out letters, telling its recipients that they could have won large sums of cash. He was also selling biscuits.
One man, thinking that he had already won the money, went out and bought a new car. He received his biscuits, but no cash was forthcoming. The letters had been cleverly worded. All he really had was a number that was to be entered into a draw. He had been cruelly tricked.
In another shocking case, 30 people were invited to take part in a reality TV show, and gave up their jobs and homes. When they arrived they found that there was, in fact, no TV show, and that the producer had told them that there was in the hope of being able to secure a deal.
As you can see, terrible things can happen to anyone. Even you.
When you receive a letter indicating that you may have won £25000, how can you be sure that the £35 they are asking you to send is really a processing fee?
When a company wishes to offer you freebies, how do you know that they aren't secretly trying to obtain the rights to bill you for your gas and electricity?
That man in the pub that reckoned you can make it in modelling, is he for real, or does he just want a hand building his model railway?
Well worry no longer, for the Con-Mon 3000 is here.
Worn as a headband, the Con-Mon is like a third eye, warning you of any potential tricksters. If confronted by a letter offering you a free holiday, put on the Con-Mon and read carefully. The Con-Mon will show you the light and shine brightly to warn you if the letter is a con.
Wear the Con-Mon 3000 when down the pub, to ensure that those Rolex's that the pikey with the rats-tail and dirty 'tache are selling are the genuine article.
Also, never answer the phone without the Con-Mon earpiece in place, which comes free with the Con-Mon 3000 when ordered by credit card for 24-hour delivery. The ear piece will send signals to the Con-Mon head band, causing it to flash the second that operators are trying to get you to hand over credit card details to receive apparently free items.
Go get your very own Con-Mon 3000! Simply call our hotline number now. Have your credit card ready to pay the low, low price of just £44.49, a figure that will save you thousands in the future when you beat the con man. Save even more money by subscribing to our exclusive 'Mental Security' magazine. Set up a direct debit of just £3.50 per month to not only save £6 a year on the cost of the magazine, but also to receive a 20% on the price of the Con Mon 3000, bringing it down to just £35.59. The price of peace of mind just got cheaper.
Terms & Conditions
As the Con-Mon works on alpha waves, picked up directly from your responses, it's possible that it may not work to its full capacity for every one, or indeed anyone.
No refunds are available on the product, due to the structure of the company set to radically alter once I hit profitability.
Faulty good are, in fact, not faulty; you are just not using them right. Try washing the skin around which the Con Mon sits, perhaps shaving hair in order to receive a clearer signal.
If you sign up for the magazine 'Mental Security' we cannot guarantee that it will be published every month. We will endeavour to continue collecting on the direct debit, and indeed increase the amount, should we so desire.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> In another shocking case, 30 people were invited to take part in a
> reality TV show, and gave up their jobs and homes. When they arrived
> they found that there was, in fact, no TV show, and that the producer
> had told them that there was in the hope of being able to secure a
> deal.
That was good TV program :0)
> In another shocking case, 30 people were invited to take part in a
> reality TV show, and gave up their jobs and homes. When they arrived
> they found that there was, in fact, no TV show, and that the producer
> had told them that there was in the hope of being able to secure a
> deal.
That was good TV program :0)
Meka Design Products Presents...
The Con-Mon 3000
I'm sure you've seen them on Watchdog, those reports of evil rip-off merchants, tricking innocent people like you and I into parting with our money.
Only the other day I witnessed an awful, awful report. A man had been sending out letters, telling its recipients that they could have won large sums of cash. He was also selling biscuits.
One man, thinking that he had already won the money, went out and bought a new car. He received his biscuits, but no cash was forthcoming. The letters had been cleverly worded. All he really had was a number that was to be entered into a draw. He had been cruelly tricked.
In another shocking case, 30 people were invited to take part in a reality TV show, and gave up their jobs and homes. When they arrived they found that there was, in fact, no TV show, and that the producer had told them that there was in the hope of being able to secure a deal.
As you can see, terrible things can happen to anyone. Even you.
When you receive a letter indicating that you may have won £25000, how can you be sure that the £35 they are asking you to send is really a processing fee?
When a company wishes to offer you freebies, how do you know that they aren't secretly trying to obtain the rights to bill you for your gas and electricity?
That man in the pub that reckoned you can make it in modelling, is he for real, or does he just want a hand building his model railway?
Well worry no longer, for the Con-Mon 3000 is here.
Worn as a headband, the Con-Mon is like a third eye, warning you of any potential tricksters. If confronted by a letter offering you a free holiday, put on the Con-Mon and read carefully. The Con-Mon will show you the light and shine brightly to warn you if the letter is a con.
Wear the Con-Mon 3000 when down the pub, to ensure that those Rolex's that the pikey with the rats-tail and dirty 'tache are selling are the genuine article.
Also, never answer the phone without the Con-Mon earpiece in place, which comes free with the Con-Mon 3000 when ordered by credit card for 24-hour delivery. The ear piece will send signals to the Con-Mon head band, causing it to flash the second that operators are trying to get you to hand over credit card details to receive apparently free items.
Go get your very own Con-Mon 3000! Simply call our hotline number now. Have your credit card ready to pay the low, low price of just £44.49, a figure that will save you thousands in the future when you beat the con man. Save even more money by subscribing to our exclusive 'Mental Security' magazine. Set up a direct debit of just £3.50 per month to not only save £6 a year on the cost of the magazine, but also to receive a 20% on the price of the Con Mon 3000, bringing it down to just £35.59. The price of peace of mind just got cheaper.
Terms & Conditions
As the Con-Mon works on alpha waves, picked up directly from your responses, it's possible that it may not work to its full capacity for every one, or indeed anyone.
No refunds are available on the product, due to the structure of the company set to radically alter once I hit profitability.
Faulty good are, in fact, not faulty; you are just not using them right. Try washing the skin around which the Con Mon sits, perhaps shaving hair in order to receive a clearer signal.
If you sign up for the magazine 'Mental Security' we cannot guarantee that it will be published every month. We will endeavour to continue collecting on the direct debit, and indeed increase the amount, should we so desire.
The Con-Mon 3000
I'm sure you've seen them on Watchdog, those reports of evil rip-off merchants, tricking innocent people like you and I into parting with our money.
Only the other day I witnessed an awful, awful report. A man had been sending out letters, telling its recipients that they could have won large sums of cash. He was also selling biscuits.
One man, thinking that he had already won the money, went out and bought a new car. He received his biscuits, but no cash was forthcoming. The letters had been cleverly worded. All he really had was a number that was to be entered into a draw. He had been cruelly tricked.
In another shocking case, 30 people were invited to take part in a reality TV show, and gave up their jobs and homes. When they arrived they found that there was, in fact, no TV show, and that the producer had told them that there was in the hope of being able to secure a deal.
As you can see, terrible things can happen to anyone. Even you.
When you receive a letter indicating that you may have won £25000, how can you be sure that the £35 they are asking you to send is really a processing fee?
When a company wishes to offer you freebies, how do you know that they aren't secretly trying to obtain the rights to bill you for your gas and electricity?
That man in the pub that reckoned you can make it in modelling, is he for real, or does he just want a hand building his model railway?
Well worry no longer, for the Con-Mon 3000 is here.
Worn as a headband, the Con-Mon is like a third eye, warning you of any potential tricksters. If confronted by a letter offering you a free holiday, put on the Con-Mon and read carefully. The Con-Mon will show you the light and shine brightly to warn you if the letter is a con.
Wear the Con-Mon 3000 when down the pub, to ensure that those Rolex's that the pikey with the rats-tail and dirty 'tache are selling are the genuine article.
Also, never answer the phone without the Con-Mon earpiece in place, which comes free with the Con-Mon 3000 when ordered by credit card for 24-hour delivery. The ear piece will send signals to the Con-Mon head band, causing it to flash the second that operators are trying to get you to hand over credit card details to receive apparently free items.
Go get your very own Con-Mon 3000! Simply call our hotline number now. Have your credit card ready to pay the low, low price of just £44.49, a figure that will save you thousands in the future when you beat the con man. Save even more money by subscribing to our exclusive 'Mental Security' magazine. Set up a direct debit of just £3.50 per month to not only save £6 a year on the cost of the magazine, but also to receive a 20% on the price of the Con Mon 3000, bringing it down to just £35.59. The price of peace of mind just got cheaper.
Terms & Conditions
As the Con-Mon works on alpha waves, picked up directly from your responses, it's possible that it may not work to its full capacity for every one, or indeed anyone.
No refunds are available on the product, due to the structure of the company set to radically alter once I hit profitability.
Faulty good are, in fact, not faulty; you are just not using them right. Try washing the skin around which the Con Mon sits, perhaps shaving hair in order to receive a clearer signal.
If you sign up for the magazine 'Mental Security' we cannot guarantee that it will be published every month. We will endeavour to continue collecting on the direct debit, and indeed increase the amount, should we so desire.