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"a funny thing to say to someone"

YOU: have you been caught sniffing your brothers underwear?

WHOEVER: (answer in most cases) NO

You: what have you been doing sniffing them ,then.

...I really should read ALL the previous posts before making a contribution.

Would you feel a **** if you were in a gay bar?

And there's one or two more...but I forget.

lol
that will never get old

Best one of these is one my little Sister reminded me of the other day and I feel for it even though I had heard the joke loads of times before.

Q: What's red and itchy?

A: Fany Rash.

Q: Do you get it?

A: Yes.

Even that's bad.

Lol, the first one that was actually funny
:^)

El Blokey wrote:
> Me: Are you a paedophile tied to a tree?
> Them: No...
> Me: PAEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE! PAEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE!

Rofl, one of the best sad jokes ever. Here's a really bad joke:


You: If you went into a gay bar, would you feel a d*ck?
Them: No.....
You: Then you'd feel right at home then?

OR
Them: Yes, I probably would.
You: EEEEEE, 'e's a gay!



...Scousers told me that.

Me: Are you a paedophile tied to a tree?
Them: No...
Me: PAEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE! PAEDOPHILE ON THE LOOSE!

Sooo old.
Wo dude...
Is that your face or has your neck just been sick?

An opinion is a belief held without positive proof. That is positively not a funny thing to say. Therefore it is in fact a fact.

It is the correct opinion though