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"Well, I feel stupid now."

I was fiddling with my chewing gum and just managed to get it stuck in my hair.

It's not terrible though, at least I'm at home where I can get it out.

Gonadial hair?

I did that once... had to cut lots of hair off

In some foreign countries if they see you chewing gum they cut your gonads off with a shovel. I read this in the Daily Mail, so it must be true.

In my school scraping off all the gum was a detention duty.

BEARDS. wrote:
> I was fiddling with my chewing gum and just managed to get it stuck in
> my hair.
>
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Must.Resist.Dirty.Comment...

In my school you get suspended if your caught with chewing (a bit harsh but it works) when i was younger i managed to get it stuck all over my eye lids and eyebrows.

It's alright for small people, as their legs never touch the bottom of the table, where all the sticky gum is.

And freezing, and cutting, and peanut butter.......

Anyhoo.

Everywhere in our school and in town has chewing gum on it!

WHY?!

I never eat it though........

I think they should just melt all my old school's tables and start again. So much darn chewing gum, I can't rest my hands under the table for fear of never being able to stand up without amputation.

I always fiddle with my chewing gum, and bubble gum, always gets smeared round my mouth.

Never in my hair though. Sucks to be you. I heard pouring honey and ketchup in your hair helps though.

There's probably more chewing gum stuck around our school than their are pupils.

Maybe they should tell us to stick it on the tables once we're done, and then we wouldn't, just to be hard.

Or maybe they should just allow chewing gum...