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He dances around in the ring for a bit to the crowd’s delight, before grabbing a microphone. “Hello to all of my fans in Basildon!” The crowd goes crazy, because Eclipse is being held in Basildon, Essex this week! “Despite the fact that I have a big match later on, and that brutal attack by The Elements…” the audience boo and jeer loudly, “yeah, yeah I know, they’re a couple of gits…but still, I plan to get my revenge at Spun Out, because that’s what I’m here to talk about.”
“D’you think I’ll win?”
“YEAH!! WHOOOOO!” I think we all know what the fans think.
“I think so too,” Scotty Dogg (Figo) replies, grinning. “Why? Well look, I’ve been a LightCAW Champion…I’ve been a…” he hoists his belt into the air, “HardCAW Champion, as you can see. And, I’ve been a CAW Tag Team Champion…until DW lost them for us, but anyway. I’ve beaten everyone in this Federation, hell, I even beat three people in one night! And so, there’s no reason why…”
“My Sacrifice…” Bloody hell, this arena is suddenly wrought with boos and jeers, you can hardly hear the entrance music as Reaver (Ant) slyly makes his way to the ring. He also takes a mic.
“Hey y’all,” he says, before laughing as always at his Scott Hall-related ‘joke’. “And hey to all my friends in Basildump!”
“BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“Ah c’mon, it’s true. Anyway, I’m here to say-“ WHAM! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF REAVER (ANT)!! THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE! NOW SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) IS STALKING REAVER, READY TO NAIL THE SCOTT BOTTOM!”
(Raven’s music hits) Wait, who’s this? It’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! The crowd are cheering surprisingly loudly, probably because they know he’s in a match with Scotty Dogg against Reaver and Grandprix later on! He has a mic in hand.
“Whoa, whoa, stop Scotty! We’ve got a match with him later, leave it for then!”
Scotty hesitates for a little while, and then steps back. Reaver slides out of the ring, holding his jaw.
“We’re out here to talk, right? You know, this is a very special time for me. My good friend and tag team partner Cong Man…” the audience cheer, again, “is the current CAW World Champion…but as you know, he’s sadly injured…possibly forever. So for him, I’m definitely going to win the Title at Spun Out! And then, when he DOES return from injury, he can have a shot at my title and IT’LL BE THE GREATEST DAMN TITLE MATCH EVER!!”
Hawk is going mad with enthusiasm, as are the fans!
“I know, it’ll be hard. I’m trying to prepare, but I’m still not sure who’ll win between DW and RIA, that’s going to be very close. But remember…I’m the most hardcore guy in SRW,” he points to STD, “I’m gonna prove that to you as well at Spun Out, but that’s another match. Yes, I’m the most hardcore guy in SRW, and surely that means I’m perfectly suited to a Hell In A Cell match! And Scotty, you may have won all the other titles before, but you haven’t been HardCAW and Tag Team Champion for as long as I have! Hell, I’ve won the HardCAW Title more times than I can count, and me and Congie are the most successful tag team ever!”
“Well, no actually.” Reaver (Ant) butts in, still rubbing his jaw. “Notice that me and Jetster are CAW AND SRW Tag Team Champions, something you two never achieved.”
“That’s because we never got the chance.”
“Well, I would give you the chance…expect for the fact that your tag team partner is less mobile than Rik Waller at the moment, and that’s saying something.”
Hawk (AJ) is slowly building up a rage, “I’ll get you for that…I’ll Screwdrive you into the concrete floor for that!”
(Some strange contorted piano music hits) Just as things are about to explode, The Jackal (RM18) greets us with his presence, and a microphone.
He purposefully stands right in front of Hawk, and begins, “I’m a man of few words…my actions have always spoke louder. But trust me…there is no way in hell I am going to lose at Spun Out…this is my big chance, and no one is going to stop me! RawIsAndy…I hope you beat that punk DW this week, so you can participate in the match with me, and we can be the final two left. Y’see, ever since I came here…”
“Will you shut up?” Reaver (Ant) interrupts, in a rather un-reaver-like way.
“What? Hey, I’m the one who helped you win that massive three team tag title match! Remember?”
“I don’t think so, and anyway, the previous week you hit me with a barbed wire steel chair!”
The crowd cheer again as Jackal gives us a rare smile, “yeah…that was good.”
(Grandprix’s music hits) Grandprix enters from behind the curtain, to a reception that was rather similar to Reaver’s! He stares at all of the other participants for a little while, before speaking.
“I plan to be in pole position heading into the HIAC match, and I’ll do that this week and next week, starting with the tag match with Reaver against Hawk and Scotty Dogg. But when the lights go out, and the HIAC match starts, it will be all of you who are spinning out, and it will be I who crosses the finish line first and takes the chequered flag to become the CAW World Champion.”
“That’s where your wrong, “Scotty Dogg replies from the ring, “I’ll send you crashing out in my quest to become the World Champion.”
“Yeah, maybe, “Hawk answers, “but I’ll be the one who throws you off the damn Cell!”
“And then I’ll piledrive YOU through the Cell!” The Jackal joins in.
“SHUT UP!!” Reaver (Ant) screams, at breaking point. “I’M THE ONLY FORMER CAW WORLD CHAMPION IN THIS MATCH, I’M THE ONLY DOUBLE TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND I’M PROBABLY THE ONLY GUY WHO’S EVER BEEN IN A CAW WORLD TITLE MATCH!”
The fans boo wildly, but Reaver (Ant) doesn’t care. “Maybe if Psychiatrist (MikeAll) hadn’t lose his form, and maybe if Cong Man hadn’t of been injured then I’d have a challenge…but neither of them are in the match, and I’m stuck with their tag team partners! Just face it…you’re all out of your league.”
WAIT! THAT’S DW COMING OUT OF THE CROWD! HE ATTACKS REAVER FROM BEHIND, AND THEN SENDS HIS CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! AND NOW HERE COMES RAWISANDY, AND HE EXCHANGES RIGHT-HANDS WITH THE MAN HE FACES FOR A SPOT IN THE HIAC MATCH THIS WEEK!
LOOK AT STD – ASAI MOONSAULT ONTO BOTH OF THEM, LEAVING ALL THREE MEN DOWN!
On the entrance ramp, Hawk (AJ), The Jackal (RM18) and Grandprix eye each-other up, poised. Finally, Hawk slowly makes his way out of the arena, Grandprix soon following, it doesn’t look as though they want to start fighting yet, there’s still a fortnight before the match! Jackal (RM18) waits for a few moments, before going the same way. Reaver (Ant) is up and he stares down Scotty Dogg (Figo) before escaping through the crowd, DW and RawIsAndy brawl into the backstage area, leaving Scotty Dogg standing proudly in the ring, celebrating to the sell-out audience!
But will it be he who comes out on top at Spun Out? What will happen when Reaver and Grandprix team up to take on STD and Hawk later on, and will it be RIA or DW who qualifies for the HIAC match!? SRW IS ON FIRE!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
> Tremendous promo Ant - I think I'll change my match around a bit to
> concur with that, so give me a couple more days :D
Lol, sorry if I've fluffed your match up a bit Russ.
Cheers for comments guys, I enjoy writing promos like that.
It was great how you managed to get all the characters to make their appearences at just the right moment, and I can just imagine those interferences happening in the way they did.
Roll on Spun Out!
Top stuff Any. (:P)
I liked the way you used past history to argue each others points. (Y)
Damn your good at promos!
He dances around in the ring for a bit to the crowd’s delight, before grabbing a microphone. “Hello to all of my fans in Basildon!” The crowd goes crazy, because Eclipse is being held in Basildon, Essex this week! “Despite the fact that I have a big match later on, and that brutal attack by The Elements…” the audience boo and jeer loudly, “yeah, yeah I know, they’re a couple of gits…but still, I plan to get my revenge at Spun Out, because that’s what I’m here to talk about.”
“D’you think I’ll win?”
“YEAH!! WHOOOOO!” I think we all know what the fans think.
“I think so too,” Scotty Dogg (Figo) replies, grinning. “Why? Well look, I’ve been a LightCAW Champion…I’ve been a…” he hoists his belt into the air, “HardCAW Champion, as you can see. And, I’ve been a CAW Tag Team Champion…until DW lost them for us, but anyway. I’ve beaten everyone in this Federation, hell, I even beat three people in one night! And so, there’s no reason why…”
“My Sacrifice…” Bloody hell, this arena is suddenly wrought with boos and jeers, you can hardly hear the entrance music as Reaver (Ant) slyly makes his way to the ring. He also takes a mic.
“Hey y’all,” he says, before laughing as always at his Scott Hall-related ‘joke’. “And hey to all my friends in Basildump!”
“BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“Ah c’mon, it’s true. Anyway, I’m here to say-“ WHAM! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF REAVER (ANT)!! THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE! NOW SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) IS STALKING REAVER, READY TO NAIL THE SCOTT BOTTOM!”
(Raven’s music hits) Wait, who’s this? It’s Hawk (AfroJoe)! The crowd are cheering surprisingly loudly, probably because they know he’s in a match with Scotty Dogg against Reaver and Grandprix later on! He has a mic in hand.
“Whoa, whoa, stop Scotty! We’ve got a match with him later, leave it for then!”
Scotty hesitates for a little while, and then steps back. Reaver slides out of the ring, holding his jaw.
“We’re out here to talk, right? You know, this is a very special time for me. My good friend and tag team partner Cong Man…” the audience cheer, again, “is the current CAW World Champion…but as you know, he’s sadly injured…possibly forever. So for him, I’m definitely going to win the Title at Spun Out! And then, when he DOES return from injury, he can have a shot at my title and IT’LL BE THE GREATEST DAMN TITLE MATCH EVER!!”
Hawk is going mad with enthusiasm, as are the fans!
“I know, it’ll be hard. I’m trying to prepare, but I’m still not sure who’ll win between DW and RIA, that’s going to be very close. But remember…I’m the most hardcore guy in SRW,” he points to STD, “I’m gonna prove that to you as well at Spun Out, but that’s another match. Yes, I’m the most hardcore guy in SRW, and surely that means I’m perfectly suited to a Hell In A Cell match! And Scotty, you may have won all the other titles before, but you haven’t been HardCAW and Tag Team Champion for as long as I have! Hell, I’ve won the HardCAW Title more times than I can count, and me and Congie are the most successful tag team ever!”
“Well, no actually.” Reaver (Ant) butts in, still rubbing his jaw. “Notice that me and Jetster are CAW AND SRW Tag Team Champions, something you two never achieved.”
“That’s because we never got the chance.”
“Well, I would give you the chance…expect for the fact that your tag team partner is less mobile than Rik Waller at the moment, and that’s saying something.”
Hawk (AJ) is slowly building up a rage, “I’ll get you for that…I’ll Screwdrive you into the concrete floor for that!”
(Some strange contorted piano music hits) Just as things are about to explode, The Jackal (RM18) greets us with his presence, and a microphone.
He purposefully stands right in front of Hawk, and begins, “I’m a man of few words…my actions have always spoke louder. But trust me…there is no way in hell I am going to lose at Spun Out…this is my big chance, and no one is going to stop me! RawIsAndy…I hope you beat that punk DW this week, so you can participate in the match with me, and we can be the final two left. Y’see, ever since I came here…”
“Will you shut up?” Reaver (Ant) interrupts, in a rather un-reaver-like way.
“What? Hey, I’m the one who helped you win that massive three team tag title match! Remember?”
“I don’t think so, and anyway, the previous week you hit me with a barbed wire steel chair!”
The crowd cheer again as Jackal gives us a rare smile, “yeah…that was good.”
(Grandprix’s music hits) Grandprix enters from behind the curtain, to a reception that was rather similar to Reaver’s! He stares at all of the other participants for a little while, before speaking.
“I plan to be in pole position heading into the HIAC match, and I’ll do that this week and next week, starting with the tag match with Reaver against Hawk and Scotty Dogg. But when the lights go out, and the HIAC match starts, it will be all of you who are spinning out, and it will be I who crosses the finish line first and takes the chequered flag to become the CAW World Champion.”
“That’s where your wrong, “Scotty Dogg replies from the ring, “I’ll send you crashing out in my quest to become the World Champion.”
“Yeah, maybe, “Hawk answers, “but I’ll be the one who throws you off the damn Cell!”
“And then I’ll piledrive YOU through the Cell!” The Jackal joins in.
“SHUT UP!!” Reaver (Ant) screams, at breaking point. “I’M THE ONLY FORMER CAW WORLD CHAMPION IN THIS MATCH, I’M THE ONLY DOUBLE TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND I’M PROBABLY THE ONLY GUY WHO’S EVER BEEN IN A CAW WORLD TITLE MATCH!”
The fans boo wildly, but Reaver (Ant) doesn’t care. “Maybe if Psychiatrist (MikeAll) hadn’t lose his form, and maybe if Cong Man hadn’t of been injured then I’d have a challenge…but neither of them are in the match, and I’m stuck with their tag team partners! Just face it…you’re all out of your league.”
WAIT! THAT’S DW COMING OUT OF THE CROWD! HE ATTACKS REAVER FROM BEHIND, AND THEN SENDS HIS CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! AND NOW HERE COMES RAWISANDY, AND HE EXCHANGES RIGHT-HANDS WITH THE MAN HE FACES FOR A SPOT IN THE HIAC MATCH THIS WEEK!
LOOK AT STD – ASAI MOONSAULT ONTO BOTH OF THEM, LEAVING ALL THREE MEN DOWN!
On the entrance ramp, Hawk (AJ), The Jackal (RM18) and Grandprix eye each-other up, poised. Finally, Hawk slowly makes his way out of the arena, Grandprix soon following, it doesn’t look as though they want to start fighting yet, there’s still a fortnight before the match! Jackal (RM18) waits for a few moments, before going the same way. Reaver (Ant) is up and he stares down Scotty Dogg (Figo) before escaping through the crowd, DW and RawIsAndy brawl into the backstage area, leaving Scotty Dogg standing proudly in the ring, celebrating to the sell-out audience!
But will it be he who comes out on top at Spun Out? What will happen when Reaver and Grandprix team up to take on STD and Hawk later on, and will it be RIA or DW who qualifies for the HIAC match!? SRW IS ON FIRE!
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Thanks for reading, Ant.