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"The best so far?"

Sing to Tom Jones & Mousse T - Sexbomb



Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this
Play on me baby use satellite
Infrared controllers move through the night
Aim gonna fire, shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight

Now you found the secret code
I use to program some fantastic games, well
So I can't deny or lie cause I'm an
X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box uh, huh
You can give me power when I need to play along, give it to me
X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box
And maybe you can turn me on, maybe you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me don't you. ha ha,
I know you do

No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm no
This box's made for gamin' and you can push it far
I'm your best console come and help me take off ow
The games will hold you tight, hold me tight darlin'

Don't make me explode or drop water on me,
You gotta play me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those who say that I am not all that huh, huh,
huh

X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box
You can give me power when I need to play along
X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box
And maybe you can turn me on turn me on darlin'
X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box X-Box
You can give me power when I need to play along
X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box
And maybe you can turn me on

You can give me more and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give it to you any time because you're mine
Ouch, X-Box, aw baby

X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box
And you can give me power when I need to be turned on
no, no
X-Box, X-Box, I'm an X-Box
And maybe you can turn me on turn me on
And maybe you can turn me on turn me on
Maybe you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh maybe you can turn me on turn me on
Maybe you can turn me on oh
Maybe you can turn me on oh
Maybe you can turn me on
Well maybe you can turn me on

There's a very fine line between genius and lunacy.

Obviously.

I think you all need to re-read my fourth song.

A work of genius?

It IS good. I like puzzles like that, and there should be more questions set like that for the several hundred competitons that I enter on the web every week instead of the 'Compete this title, Resident ....' type of rubbish that anyone can get, especially when they give you a choice of 3 answers and the other two are 'Orange' and 'Zhivago'. That way I might stand more chance of winning.

Here's one for you, solve this anagram:

TONY BLAIR MP

But do you reckon it is good (or not) like your songs

There were many there that I couldn't manage.

I own a Sony, always have, except for the Megadrive that I once had, that was many year's ago, before the CD add-on, but then I went for the wondrous Playstation. So I had to guess the answers, don't you see? And why can't I stop typing poetry?

what do yu think of my n64 challenge

If I could find words to rhyme with that they'd be 'sickly sweet' and 'cloying'.

Why yu call it the best do far? and also these songs are starting to get annoying

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
But then she got a DreamCast too
and she sold the lamb to Joe.

Joe was a Sony owner
his console grey and sleek
"A lamb", he thought. "Now what to do?
A new owner I shall seek."

Joe went to Swaphut online
and the lamb was part-exchanged,
He traded it in for Die Hard 3
and felt he'd been short-changed.

T'was SHEEPY who had bought the lamb
and now he has a son.
He called his new kin Timothy
and now my story's done.

The moral of this story?
I know it's hard to see
But it's just a case of writing stuff
that has just occurred to me.

At this time of the morning
I should really be in bed,
But I tend to purge my braincells
of all the stuff that's in my head.

FantasyMeister (Poet Laureate)

Just in case you missed this the first time around.


I think Bill Gates would laugh if he saw this.