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My dad found it funny, so it must be and I have no idea where he found it, he sent me it in an email:
George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George W: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George W: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George W: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George W: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George W: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George W: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George W: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George W: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
' Broadcasting watchdogs have told a team of award-winning satirists not to be rude about George Bush without asking him first. '
Sample letter:
Sir,
Can we please make fun of you for an advert. We are 2DTV, a program that makes fun of you. We believe this will be beneficial to you in the long run.
2DTV
P.s. To intern who is reading this to Bush feel free to make it as simplistic as possible.
Sample letter:
Sir,
Can we please make fun of you for an advert. We are 2DTV, a program that makes fun of you. We believe this will be beneficial to you in the long run.
2DTV
P.s. To intern who is reading this to Bush feel free to make it as simplistic as possible.
Please, no-one make fun of George Bush anymore, we'll only provoke The Man. The censorship has already begun: http://media.guardian.co.uk/ broadcast/story/0,7493,848371,00.html (spaces)
the worrying thing.. is that its probably real :-P
*yawns* Guess it depends on your sense of humour eh ?
~~Belldandy~~
~~Belldandy~~
Expletive Deleted wrote:
> That was in The Daily Mirror a few days ago.
>
> I didn't read all of it, but the first few sentences were enough to
> keep me mildly amused.
Heh! Was it?
ROFL@MY DAD reading the Daily Mirror, if thats where he got it from.
> That was in The Daily Mirror a few days ago.
>
> I didn't read all of it, but the first few sentences were enough to
> keep me mildly amused.
Heh! Was it?
ROFL@MY DAD reading the Daily Mirror, if thats where he got it from.
That was in The Daily Mirror a few days ago.
I didn't read all of it, but the first few sentences were enough to keep me mildly amused.
I didn't read all of it, but the first few sentences were enough to keep me mildly amused.
My dad found it funny, so it must be and I have no idea where he found it, he sent me it in an email:
George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George W: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George W: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George W: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George W: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George W: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George W: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George W: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George W: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George W: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.