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"golden oldies"

i every one i am not very good at this but would like to tell you a story feb this year my world came to an end my husband died and i was lost He looked after me for the last twenty years then suddenly he was not here anymore My son did his best i am disabled its as much as i can do to walk across the room my son told me to get a computer i told him i did not want a computer i am 73 yrs old never typed a letter in my life what on earth would i do with a computer he told me he would put games on it and said i han so many hours on my own i needed something to kill the time in the end he got me a second hand one put me strait on the inter net and it has given me back my life i surf the net for hours going in for compititions not really expecting to win just to pass time i hope this letter will help other poeple like me

Congratulations, we are the cream of the internet and this is paradise! As that guy with the moustache said in Cocoon: "We won't get ill, we won't get any older and we won't ever die".

Too bad he choked on a mollusc.

Mystique wrote:
> You're only saying that because Goatboy called you a retard.
> (Chances are he was calling me one too, but I know he loves me all the
> same)

Being a retard takes a lot of practice and persistence.
It's taken me years to level-up to the dizzy heights of advanced retardation.
Only one more retard grade to go before I get my pink robes, and I will finally be a mighty "Pink Extreme Retard".

I'm currently reading Leopold Spazbum's book, "A Fool IS Always Fooled", and perfecting my skills in the forgotten martial art of "codswallop-fu".

Nomad Soul wrote:
> Oops.
> Profound apologies to Hotlips.
> I was under the impression that you were someone else joking about
> (perhaps you are?).
> Your invisible punctuation trick threw me.
*****
You're only saying that because Goatboy called you a retard.
(Chances are he was calling me one too, but I know he loves me all the same)

Oops.
Profound apologies to Hotlips.
I was under the impression that you were someone else joking about (perhaps you are?).
Your invisible punctuation trick threw me.

Welcome

We're not all this retarded here, I promise.

One word grandma: 'punctuation'.

I feel cheated. I thought this was going to be about golden oldies as in old skool music n stuff.
Hmpf.
(Just kiddin)

Hello dude. Big it up to the massive with your grandma self.
Aaaaaaaiiiiiii

i every one i am not very good at this but would like to tell you a story feb this year my world came to an end my husband died and i was lost He looked after me for the last twenty years then suddenly he was not here anymore My son did his best i am disabled its as much as i can do to walk across the room my son told me to get a computer i told him i did not want a computer i am 73 yrs old never typed a letter in my life what on earth would i do with a computer he told me he would put games on it and said i han so many hours on my own i needed something to kill the time in the end he got me a second hand one put me strait on the inter net and it has given me back my life i surf the net for hours going in for compititions not really expecting to win just to pass time i hope this letter will help other poeple like me