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A new batch of viruses has been released into the computing world and here are what they are called and what they do.
The David Seamen virus - Basically it's buried in a programme that performs brilliantly but the longer you go on playing, the more mistakes the game keeps making until it just totally ruins the game.
The Ashley Cole Virus - Wonders around the computer occasionally doing something of interest and then collapsing every time it gets near something else.
The Arsene Wenger Virus - Just posts random messages up complaining about how everything other than its own parts are performing and then when something bad happens, it blames something else
The Alan Smith Virus - Does magic all over the computer and then turns violent all of a sudden and destroys a section of another programme
The Michael Owen Virus - Ponses around the programme until it wants to strike and then screws the attack up but is still love by every other virus no matter how rubbish it may be.
The Diego Forlan Virus - Comes as an expensive package but that takes 7 or 8 months to get going but then starts failing again.
The Roy Keane Virus - Goes around being one of the most respected viruses and then just attacks anything that starts working.
The Gazza Virus - Performs as one of the best viruses around and is world famous and then starts glitching up and turns into a totally useless virus just attacking the defenses of very minor programs.
Finally of course, we have the virus checker.
The Mike Riley virus checker – This has been brought in to combat all viruses. However it ends up making lots of mistakes and ends up deleting all the decent files and mistakenly leaves corrupted files on the computer.
The David Seamen virus - Basically it's buried in a programme that performs brilliantly but the longer you go on playing, the more mistakes the game keeps making until it just totally ruins the game.
The Ashley Cole Virus - Wonders around the computer occasionally doing something of interest and then collapsing every time it gets near something else.
The Arsene Wenger Virus - Just posts random messages up complaining about how everything other than its own parts are performing and then when something bad happens, it blames something else
The Alan Smith Virus - Does magic all over the computer and then turns violent all of a sudden and destroys a section of another programme
The Michael Owen Virus - Ponses around the programme until it wants to strike and then screws the attack up but is still love by every other virus no matter how rubbish it may be.
The Diego Forlan Virus - Comes as an expensive package but that takes 7 or 8 months to get going but then starts failing again.
The Roy Keane Virus - Goes around being one of the most respected viruses and then just attacks anything that starts working.
The Gazza Virus - Performs as one of the best viruses around and is world famous and then starts glitching up and turns into a totally useless virus just attacking the defenses of very minor programs.
Finally of course, we have the virus checker.
The Mike Riley virus checker – This has been brought in to combat all viruses. However it ends up making lots of mistakes and ends up deleting all the decent files and mistakenly leaves corrupted files on the computer.
you forgot the Andy Cole Virus - has to have 5 attacks to actually work.
Good post there Crack Up Lad. :D
Heh, great ideas there Jac... Crack Up Lad.
A new batch of viruses has been released into the computing world and here are what they are called and what they do.
The David Seamen virus - Basically it's buried in a programme that performs brilliantly but the longer you go on playing, the more mistakes the game keeps making until it just totally ruins the game.
The Ashley Cole Virus - Wonders around the computer occasionally doing something of interest and then collapsing every time it gets near something else.
The Arsene Wenger Virus - Just posts random messages up complaining about how everything other than its own parts are performing and then when something bad happens, it blames something else
The Alan Smith Virus - Does magic all over the computer and then turns violent all of a sudden and destroys a section of another programme
The Michael Owen Virus - Ponses around the programme until it wants to strike and then screws the attack up but is still love by every other virus no matter how rubbish it may be.
The Diego Forlan Virus - Comes as an expensive package but that takes 7 or 8 months to get going but then starts failing again.
The Roy Keane Virus - Goes around being one of the most respected viruses and then just attacks anything that starts working.
The Gazza Virus - Performs as one of the best viruses around and is world famous and then starts glitching up and turns into a totally useless virus just attacking the defenses of very minor programs.
Finally of course, we have the virus checker.
The Mike Riley virus checker – This has been brought in to combat all viruses. However it ends up making lots of mistakes and ends up deleting all the decent files and mistakenly leaves corrupted files on the computer.
The David Seamen virus - Basically it's buried in a programme that performs brilliantly but the longer you go on playing, the more mistakes the game keeps making until it just totally ruins the game.
The Ashley Cole Virus - Wonders around the computer occasionally doing something of interest and then collapsing every time it gets near something else.
The Arsene Wenger Virus - Just posts random messages up complaining about how everything other than its own parts are performing and then when something bad happens, it blames something else
The Alan Smith Virus - Does magic all over the computer and then turns violent all of a sudden and destroys a section of another programme
The Michael Owen Virus - Ponses around the programme until it wants to strike and then screws the attack up but is still love by every other virus no matter how rubbish it may be.
The Diego Forlan Virus - Comes as an expensive package but that takes 7 or 8 months to get going but then starts failing again.
The Roy Keane Virus - Goes around being one of the most respected viruses and then just attacks anything that starts working.
The Gazza Virus - Performs as one of the best viruses around and is world famous and then starts glitching up and turns into a totally useless virus just attacking the defenses of very minor programs.
Finally of course, we have the virus checker.
The Mike Riley virus checker – This has been brought in to combat all viruses. However it ends up making lots of mistakes and ends up deleting all the decent files and mistakenly leaves corrupted files on the computer.