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This is NOT for the feeble hearted! But they can read it anyway if they want. The creepy music starts you know its a horror movie. But guess what? Its not!! Its the future! Its Sonys Playstation 2!!! This should be replaced by "The Greystation Poo TM" I mean are Sony picking a fight with the big kahooga himself the Big N? What are they crazy? I mean Gamecube the is the best! Now do NOT get me wrong! I DO think PS2 is the F**** station! Know what I'm saying. Big N has Shigeru Miyamoto who talks to his customers loves them, plays his own game and even (In extreme cases) Plays the banjo! Wher as Sonys developers remain faceless little devils with a screwdriver and a big idea in a little head. This is Bullo and my message is "Calling Capcom, send your Resident Evil game over here right away and get the zombies to tear PS2 apart. You get the message.
Thankyou!
Thankyou!
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He might be fog, mind?
Brilliant. Ah well, we don't have to worry about the console wars anymore, now that Bush has been elected the American president he'll be pushing the wee red button just for a laugh. So i guess the PS2 won, it was the only one to be released in time...
In other news WWF No Mercy was released today (or hereabouts), which is nice... I didn't get it though. Better get it tommorrow or i'll be mightily waving my fist in the general direction of Special Reserve. Fear me.
And on a lighter note bias on the topic of consoles will never end. It's what the Third world war will be about. At least people will know why it happened. So there'll be billions of people grouping into factions of PS2 fans, Nintendo Followers and the ever-seemingly-behind-but-surprisingly effective Sega Squad. The war will be thought by shouting about the various design flaws of the oppositions machines and perhaps the very loud shouting of the names of the best games for your machine. Don't worry though, Bill Gates has a clever plan to run around madly screaming "The X-Box will get you!" while the built in world domination circuits in the X-Box kicks in and begins to control the minds of Hamsters everywhere... Well the technology hasn't reached Human mind control yet (see Windows 2036 v27.4). Who will win the war? It'll be those who remain loyal to the PC and go totally unnoticed while console fans everywhere insult each others consoles until they all lose the ability to speak and get bored. At which point they will go happily into PC gaming.
Superb. That's all for tonight folks, thank you and goodnight.
In other news WWF No Mercy was released today (or hereabouts), which is nice... I didn't get it though. Better get it tommorrow or i'll be mightily waving my fist in the general direction of Special Reserve. Fear me.
And on a lighter note bias on the topic of consoles will never end. It's what the Third world war will be about. At least people will know why it happened. So there'll be billions of people grouping into factions of PS2 fans, Nintendo Followers and the ever-seemingly-behind-but-surprisingly effective Sega Squad. The war will be thought by shouting about the various design flaws of the oppositions machines and perhaps the very loud shouting of the names of the best games for your machine. Don't worry though, Bill Gates has a clever plan to run around madly screaming "The X-Box will get you!" while the built in world domination circuits in the X-Box kicks in and begins to control the minds of Hamsters everywhere... Well the technology hasn't reached Human mind control yet (see Windows 2036 v27.4). Who will win the war? It'll be those who remain loyal to the PC and go totally unnoticed while console fans everywhere insult each others consoles until they all lose the ability to speak and get bored. At which point they will go happily into PC gaming.
Superb. That's all for tonight folks, thank you and goodnight.
You remind me of Grix Thraves...
Ant wrote:
> Cheers Meka. Who are you, by the way??
Ah, the mysteries of life!
>A new person, or are you an
> old person who has a new name.
Old person? I'm only 23, not ready for my pension yet.
> Cheers Meka. Who are you, by the way??
Ah, the mysteries of life!
>A new person, or are you an
> old person who has a new name.
Old person? I'm only 23, not ready for my pension yet.
Cheers Meka. Who are you, by the way?? A new person, or are you an old person who has a new name. We use the word MEKA in my Ant colony, apart from we spell it "mecca". It means, in a stress, or very annoyed.
PS- I also thought that sentence was mildly funny.
PS- I also thought that sentence was mildly funny.
Who are you Meka?
Ant wrote:
> WE WILL MAKE YOU COWER LIKE A COWARDLY COWARD
Ant, this is the funniest thing you've ever written!
Top stuff!
> WE WILL MAKE YOU COWER LIKE A COWARDLY COWARD
Ant, this is the funniest thing you've ever written!
Top stuff!
No! He's climbed on your shoe to catch up with the others! (you were to slow for us)
Squashed by people running into the room!
And the creepy music starts...and we all come running into a room and where's ant?
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