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"Hercules was on Newsround!"

Anyone see Newsround today? My brother made me turn over to it when I was watching a documentary about those blokes who ate each other (Alive) and they had two presspackers doing some boring stuff on a kid's book award. It was a 9 year old girl and a 14 year old boy - it was Hercules, I swear! He even looked 12, just like Hercules!

How come you didn't tell us you were a presspacker, were you embarassed?

Whenever I watch Newsround they are always on about Dolphins.

MoJo Man wrote:

> So, Hercules, for all these years, what HAVE you been doing when you
> get back from school? Sitting alone in your bedroom, contemplating the
> world's affairs? I thought everyone else stuck the idiot box on for a
> bit before their tea was ready

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Like when I was in primary school, id come home and watch TV. Things like Art Attack and Blue Peter and cartoons which I cant remember now.
But Newsround is news. And whenever I hear of news I run away screaming because I dont like it. Boring stuff.
So, if this Newsround thing came on when I was watching TV... I wouldve probably turned over or gone doing something else.

Ashley wrote:
i have to say the blond who presents it is a "bit of alrite"

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Yeah, I noticed that. She's not too bad, is she?

So, Hercules, for all these years, what HAVE you been doing when you get back from school? Sitting alone in your bedroom, contemplating the world's affairs? I thought everyone else stuck the idiot box on for a bit before their tea was ready

Like I said, I dont watch TV all day. But, doing some research I remember what it is... kinda. But I didnt watch it all day. I probably didnt watch it for 5 minutes!

Bah.

I have to say, in the run up to neighbours i caught the end of news round and i have to say the blond who presents it is a "bit of alrite"

Hercules... not knowing what Newsround is is akin to not knowing that Vader is Luke's father... I mean, it's just.... I just.... it's.... I...

*head explodes in disbelief*

Seriously though, living all those years and never ONCE seeing a TV show that has been running since the 70s is rediculous. Didn't you do the old routine of watching Newsround, then Blue Peter (or Grange Hill or Byker Grove) then Neighbours? They've swapped Newsround around (get it?) so it's on before Neighbours now I believe, but back in the day, that was the way things went

Ant wrote:
> It's all about bloody Harry Potter.
>
> In fact, it's so obsessed with Harry Potter that I once wrote a spoof
> Newsround all about bloody Harry Potter, and posted it here. Might POP
> it.
>
> It's because they think we all love Harry Potter and all the other
> magical gits in the series. :D

Wow, someone else that doesnt like harry potter... thats it, what an interesting post by me...

I dont know what Newsround is.

I heard it once and might have seen it briefly like ages ago after some stupid program.

I dont spend all my life watching god damn TV though... unlike... you.

:-D

Hercules! wrote:
> I heard about it... dont know what it is...
>
> I guess its a round up of news.
>
> Hmmm...

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You know, at first I thought you were joking, but now I can't tell if you're being serious or not... If you don't know what Newsround is, then you truly are the saddest of stupidest of the morons of the muppets of the locked up kids who don't have lives.

If you're trying to be funny, you're failing and making yourself look un-intelligent

Please tell me you were trying to be funny

I wish, i bet they make a packet for showing what is essentially a load of cobblers.