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Thu 14/11/02 at 18:38
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"I used to get in fights with guys and kick the crap out of them."

"When I get really upset, I go to my guitar. I feel like its my therapis**t."

"Girls are s**trange. They have groups and don't want to let anyone else in.
I've had a hard time getting along with girls because of that."

"I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and
all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people
like you!'"

"I write about whatever's on my heart."

"I'm a very emotional person and my talent is transferring my emotions on to paper. It's something I can jus**t do. People may be in disbelief that I wrote it but I did."

"I write what I feel, I never worry about what others think. I'm gonna dress
what's me, I'm gonna act what's me and I'm gonna sing what's me."

"I like wiping out and hurting myself and crying. And I like to show off my bruises. And, me and the guys jus**t like to mess around on them, even though we all suck."

"I would describe my album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over the place. It's music with an edge."

"My butt-crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately I've been so busy I've los**t a few pounds. My ass-crack is always showing!"

"I don't want to be no fake pop sh*t."

"Nick Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really
my thing. I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box."

"Michael Jackson freaks me out. What's with that fake nose?"

"Pink's pretty cool. She's jus**t kinda like a poser."

"Chris**tina Agu...who? I thought that w***e died!"

"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She cant even speak English."

"Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."

"Michelle Branch better watch her back."

"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."

"I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a s**tain on my
shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty."

"I'm not into gloss and glamour. It's soooo fake."

"I dress cool and I look hot, so if you don't like it suck it."

"I really hate preps."

"'Skater Boy' is one of the mos**t hardes**t, rawes**t songs ever made. Alot of
girls wish they could jam on the gutiar like I could, but they can't!"

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Oh she's so punk and full of angs**t her.

Where's my fis**t?
Fri 15/11/02 at 22:51
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Lickychops wrote:
> I am over come by your humour mandatare
> so much i can't bring my self to write a message
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> oh wait...........

WHA?
Fri 15/11/02 at 21:22
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She was a skater girl, she wasn't good enough for me...

She's cool, but she'll change soon so enjoy it while it lasts.
Fri 15/11/02 at 15:38
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"lei fang!!!!!"
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Now i've actually read the topic I just realised how mistaken she is
Just wait till all these hate boards (hehehe he next rhyme for skate board, you heard it here first!) get to her head and she really goes bad. She like start writing songs about how face is kinda meffed up since she snorted all that sherbet and how she finds herself attracted to tough guys like windsurfers....hardcore man!
Listen out for her new song feat. Bowling for soup: "we really are poor(in a punk rock hey I just found a copy of nevermind in my neighbours bin and i've heard it's really cool to like it way)"
Fri 15/11/02 at 15:29
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"lei fang!!!!!"
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I am over come by your humour mandatare
so much i can't bring my self to write a message




oh wait...........
Fri 15/11/02 at 12:04
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VenomByte wrote:
> The great thing about Gareth Gates is that he can still sing along to
> a track when it's skipping.

LMFAO!
Fri 15/11/02 at 12:00
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**Bill Hicks mode**

Avril Levigne sucks.
If you think she's talented, you suck by proxy. If you think she's anything other than yet another production line wannabe, being primed with soundbites? You're as stupid as the people that buy this crap.

She's so alternative? She's so anti-pop?
How come I can see your video on The Box then? Huh? HUH?
When are people going to learn that this music is contrived, mindless, soul-less elevator-music?
Do you buy into her whole "I'm a tortured artist" schtick?
Shame on you if you think she's of any merit whatsoever apart from teen-boy stroke material.
Patti Smith, PJ Harvey, Tori Amos - these are genuine "voices in the female wilderness"
Not some kid dressed up like she's at the disco and coming out with bland statements that will make stupid kids think "Wow,she really understands me".

You're so hip? You're so alternative? Refuse to make videos, dont wear make up, dont pout at the camera and dont wear school uniforms at gigs.
THAT is alternative.
This little girl is yet another tool to convince you major-label recording artists matter anymore.

**end Bill Hicks mode**

And I wouldn't pole her either.
Fri 15/11/02 at 11:53
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gamezfreak wrote:
> Nope, She does'nt. Gareth Gates deserves a slap, with a large trout.

Gareth Gates deserves to be pistol whipped.

and then shot.

Don't like him.
Fri 15/11/02 at 11:51
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I'm sure she said:
'I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay!'
No offence Avril, your music is good, but you're just strange.
Thu 14/11/02 at 22:50
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RM18 wrote:
> She's met MoJoJoJo?

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Ha ha

Yes, and we did get down and dirty, but in a mattress mumbo sort of way, not a boxing sort of way
Thu 14/11/02 at 20:50
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SHEEPY wrote:
> "I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for
> autographs and
> all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for
> people
> like you!'"

But ironically they're the only people who like her. Well, I say her, because that's what she is claiming - it is just her. She says she isn't like "all that pop crap" but she's modelled in exactly the same way - being the main focus and getting all the credit when all she does is sing. Can anyone name anyone else from the band? They do all the work for nothing. Still, at least they can walk the streets without being groped. Which, if it doesn't happen to Avril already, it should.


> "People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."

Since when?


Plus Avril sounds like a headache tablet, most likely a dissolving one. Just one of the many reasons why I hate her. :)

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