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Sun 10/12/00 at 16:23
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Posts: 787
CHORUS:
My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 1:

Dear Sony, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, damn it, what's been up man, how’s the new console?
My Playstation’s getting old, I need to get another
If I have PS2, guess what I'm-a call it? I'm-a name it Solid.

I read about your Customs problem too, I'm sorry
I had a friend go broke over the prices of latest releases.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even got the Walkman that you did back in Japan.

I got a room full of your games and your peripherals, man.
I like the stuff you did with Eidos too, that stuff was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is FM.

CHORUS:
My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 2:

Dear Sony, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's a bit off up you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk reply about my warranty You didn't have to
but you could have sent a PS2 for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold in a phonebox for you for 4 hours and no reply.
That's pretty brutal man, you're like his gamin’ idol
He wants to work for you man, he likes you more than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met at E3, you said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never liked girl gamers neither.
I used to always cheat against my girl on FIFA 98 and beat her.

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your games.
So when I have a boring day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got much else, so that stuff helps when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with Spyro the Dragon across the chest.

Sometimes I even play on an N64 to see how it feels.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything you make is real, and I respect you 'cause you sell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Sony, no one does.
She don't know what it was like for gamers like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, FM. PS: My memory card is dented too.

CHORUS:
My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 3:

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send you’re a$$.
It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect.

So this is my cassette I'm sending you. I hope you hear it.
I'm on the Dreamcast now. I'm doing 90 on the MSR freeway.
Hey Sony, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to drive?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning?
But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have sent me a PS2 no problem.
Now it's too late. I'm on a Dreamcast and I’m felling drowsy.

And all I wanted was a lousy PS2 or new PSX console.
I hope you know I ripped all your Lara pictures off the wall.
I love you Sony, we could have been together. Think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't breathe without me.
See Sony, (screaming) shut up grey box, I'm trying to talk
Hey Sony, that's my Playstation whirring in the trunk.
But I didn't pull it’s plug, I just bagged it, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if it overheats, it'll suffer more, and then it'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at a bridge now.
Oh dear, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this form out?

{screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into the water}

VERSE 4:

Dear FantasyMeister, we meant to write you sooner, but we’ve just been busy.
You said your Playstation’s old now, how far gone is she?
Look, we’re really flattered you would call your PS2 that.
And here's an autograph for your brother: we wrote it on your PS2 Memory pack.

We’re sorry we didn't answer the phone, we must have missed you.
Don't think we did that stuff intentionally, just to diss you.
And what's this stuff you said about you like to play an N64 too?
We say that stuff just clownin' dawg, c'mon, how mental is you?
You got some issues, FM, we think you need some counselin'
To help you’re a$$ from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some.

And what's this stuff about us meant to be together?
That type of stuff'll make us not want us to meet each other.
We really think you and your Playstation need each other.
Or maybe you just need to treat it better.
We hope you get to read this letter.
We just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, We think that you'd be doin' just fine
If you'd relax a little. We’re glad that we inspire you, but FM
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that we do want you as a fan.
We just don't want you to do some crazy stuff.
We seen this one gamer on the news a couple weeks ago that made us sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his Playstation in the trunk and it was skipping tracks and in bad nick,
And in the car they found a Preorder form but it didn't say when it was due
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you. LOL!
Sun 10/12/00 at 16:23
Regular
"Copyright: FM Inc."
Posts: 10,338
CHORUS:
My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 1:

Dear Sony, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, damn it, what's been up man, how’s the new console?
My Playstation’s getting old, I need to get another
If I have PS2, guess what I'm-a call it? I'm-a name it Solid.

I read about your Customs problem too, I'm sorry
I had a friend go broke over the prices of latest releases.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even got the Walkman that you did back in Japan.

I got a room full of your games and your peripherals, man.
I like the stuff you did with Eidos too, that stuff was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is FM.

CHORUS:
My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 2:

Dear Sony, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's a bit off up you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk reply about my warranty You didn't have to
but you could have sent a PS2 for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold in a phonebox for you for 4 hours and no reply.
That's pretty brutal man, you're like his gamin’ idol
He wants to work for you man, he likes you more than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met at E3, you said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never liked girl gamers neither.
I used to always cheat against my girl on FIFA 98 and beat her.

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your games.
So when I have a boring day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got much else, so that stuff helps when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with Spyro the Dragon across the chest.

Sometimes I even play on an N64 to see how it feels.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything you make is real, and I respect you 'cause you sell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Sony, no one does.
She don't know what it was like for gamers like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, FM. PS: My memory card is dented too.

CHORUS:
My Sony’s old, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 3:

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send you’re a$$.
It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect.

So this is my cassette I'm sending you. I hope you hear it.
I'm on the Dreamcast now. I'm doing 90 on the MSR freeway.
Hey Sony, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to drive?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning?
But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have sent me a PS2 no problem.
Now it's too late. I'm on a Dreamcast and I’m felling drowsy.

And all I wanted was a lousy PS2 or new PSX console.
I hope you know I ripped all your Lara pictures off the wall.
I love you Sony, we could have been together. Think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't breathe without me.
See Sony, (screaming) shut up grey box, I'm trying to talk
Hey Sony, that's my Playstation whirring in the trunk.
But I didn't pull it’s plug, I just bagged it, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if it overheats, it'll suffer more, and then it'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at a bridge now.
Oh dear, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this form out?

{screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into the water}

VERSE 4:

Dear FantasyMeister, we meant to write you sooner, but we’ve just been busy.
You said your Playstation’s old now, how far gone is she?
Look, we’re really flattered you would call your PS2 that.
And here's an autograph for your brother: we wrote it on your PS2 Memory pack.

We’re sorry we didn't answer the phone, we must have missed you.
Don't think we did that stuff intentionally, just to diss you.
And what's this stuff you said about you like to play an N64 too?
We say that stuff just clownin' dawg, c'mon, how mental is you?
You got some issues, FM, we think you need some counselin'
To help you’re a$$ from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some.

And what's this stuff about us meant to be together?
That type of stuff'll make us not want us to meet each other.
We really think you and your Playstation need each other.
Or maybe you just need to treat it better.
We hope you get to read this letter.
We just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, We think that you'd be doin' just fine
If you'd relax a little. We’re glad that we inspire you, but FM
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that we do want you as a fan.
We just don't want you to do some crazy stuff.
We seen this one gamer on the news a couple weeks ago that made us sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his Playstation in the trunk and it was skipping tracks and in bad nick,
And in the car they found a Preorder form but it didn't say when it was due
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you. LOL!
Sun 10/12/00 at 16:48
Regular
Posts: 6,702
Wow! I`m an Eminem and PS2 fan, and I thought that was amazing!

Well done!!
Sun 10/12/00 at 16:56
Regular
"Copyright: FM Inc."
Posts: 10,338
Well, if he don't make Number One for Christmas with 'Stan' then we're stuck with Bob the Builder.
Sun 10/12/00 at 17:13
Posts: 0
superb bloody superb
Sun 10/12/00 at 17:15
"High polygon count"
Posts: 15,624
Well done, FM - that's the most entertaining post for a loooong time!
Sun 10/12/00 at 21:11
Regular
"Top Gun"
Posts: 104
Surely thats got to win Game a Day.



Bob the Builder
Can He Fix it
Bob the Builder
Yes he can
Sun 10/12/00 at 21:13
Regular
Posts: 16,558
First, he's already won, second reviewers have a better chance of winning.
Mon 11/12/00 at 08:46
Posts: 0
Hahahaha, thas great, i played the song and read it at the same time, it works too, wooo prety damn good.
Mon 11/12/00 at 08:55
Posts: 0
Miss yuo man...

but my Gameboy in the hall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

I'm just like you in a way.
I never liked girl gamers neither.
I used to always cheat against my girl on FIFA 98 and beat her.

Sincerely yours, FM. PS: My memory card is dented too.


Thas class, you have to do sumthin like that agen
Mon 11/12/00 at 09:48
Regular
"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Hey FM, just think how much more effective that could have been, if you could have posted us a video clip, with you rapping that, wearing your cap backwards, and a big MEDA-lion! ; )

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