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Vince walks into the room and everyone stands up. Vince goes to his chair and sits down. In the room with Vince are Triple H, Steph and a few other people who aren’t important.
Vince: Okay, lets discuss plans for Raw this week.
Steph: I think the Tag Titles should be given more coverage this week.
Vince: Nah, we won’t be doing that. Just shove a makeshift team against Jericho and Christian and make it first match. We won’t vote on it. I’ve decided, so that is that dealt with. How should it end?
Triple H: How about Kane raping a member of the crowd and then we can show that video I made again?
Vince: I like it!
Steph: Errr… how about a simple DQ instead?
Vince: I like that even better. Settled. Now, we will fill the gap between matches with backstage segments. Everyone likes backstage segments.
Triple H: Yeah, especially with me in them.
Vince: Damn right! Next match, any suggestions?
Steph: How about Jeff Hardy V Lance Storm, with Lance getting the win. Jeff just hasn’t been looking right lately.
Vince: I think Jeff should win with a lot of interference because everyone loves interference. Settled. I think we should have a women’s match next. Suggestions?
Triple H: How about a dummy women’s match, which actually turns out to be a heel beat down and the face makes the save? If played right, you should have more time for me on screen.
Vince: Good plan. How about Terri V Victoria and Terri comes to the ring and says she refuses to wrestle because she isn’t a wrestler? Victoria beats Terri up and Trish makes the save. Yep, I’m happy with that. I think next we should give Batista a match. I like tall, fat wrestlers. They look unbeatable and I’ll make sure they are unbeatable. Who shall we get to face him?
Triple H: D’Lo Brown? He hasn’t done much recently. Make it a short match though, I want more time for my promos and matches.
Vince: No problem. A quick match will make him look good. Right, a HBK/Triple H promo next I think. What should happen Triple H?
Triple H: Well, HBK should come down and ramble on about something. I’ll come down, say something witty, pedigree him and go to use a sledgehammer on him but the refs stop me. If you give us 30 minutes, we’ll make it look good.
Vince: I know what the fans like and they will love that. The next two matches shall be the Dudleyz V 3 Minute Warning and Al Snow V Nowinski. I think 3 Minute Warning should win because they are fat. Everyone loves fat wrestlers. Nowinski should get the win in the other match. We better finish this soon, I have other things to do.
Triple H: Keep those matches short. I want to more time on TV! You did promise, Vince.
Vince: I did. Here, take a thousand dollars out of my wallet and give Steph a good night out. I can always lay people off if I need the money back. Right, I think we have enough time left on Raw for two matches. I think Test should get a match. He’s over 6 foot 3 right?
Steph: Yes, he is. Just put him in a tag match and let’s get on with this. I want to see where Triple H is going to take me tonight.
Vince: Okay, Test and er… Steven Richards against er… The Hurricane and Goldust. I don’t like cruiserweights that much so Test will beat the Hurricane. Main event next I think.
Triple H: Yeah, yeah. I’ve been thinking about this all week. This week, I’m going to beat Booker T. It won’t harm Booker T and I’ll make him look good. I make everyone look good. At the end of the match, everyone in the Elimination Chamber match comes down and has a huge brawl ending with HBK using my move on me. Then, Jericho can lay him out making it seem like he’s going to win, when it’s basically a match between Shawn and myself at Survivor Series. Sound good?
Vince: Okay, I think we should vote on it. Vote now if you think Booker T should win against Triple H.
*4 people put their hands up*
Vince: Vote for if Triple H should beat Booker T.
*Vince, Steph and Triple H put their hands up*
Vince: Errr… my hand counts as ten as I’m important. You get the win Triple H. All you people who didn’t vote for Triple H to win is fired. Meeting over.
Steph: Where are you taking me tonight, Triple H?
Vince: Okay, lets discuss plans for Raw this week.
Steph: I think the Tag Titles should be given more coverage this week.
Vince: Nah, we won’t be doing that. Just shove a makeshift team against Jericho and Christian and make it first match. We won’t vote on it. I’ve decided, so that is that dealt with. How should it end?
Triple H: How about Kane raping a member of the crowd and then we can show that video I made again?
Vince: I like it!
Steph: Errr… how about a simple DQ instead?
Vince: I like that even better. Settled. Now, we will fill the gap between matches with backstage segments. Everyone likes backstage segments.
Triple H: Yeah, especially with me in them.
Vince: Damn right! Next match, any suggestions?
Steph: How about Jeff Hardy V Lance Storm, with Lance getting the win. Jeff just hasn’t been looking right lately.
Vince: I think Jeff should win with a lot of interference because everyone loves interference. Settled. I think we should have a women’s match next. Suggestions?
Triple H: How about a dummy women’s match, which actually turns out to be a heel beat down and the face makes the save? If played right, you should have more time for me on screen.
Vince: Good plan. How about Terri V Victoria and Terri comes to the ring and says she refuses to wrestle because she isn’t a wrestler? Victoria beats Terri up and Trish makes the save. Yep, I’m happy with that. I think next we should give Batista a match. I like tall, fat wrestlers. They look unbeatable and I’ll make sure they are unbeatable. Who shall we get to face him?
Triple H: D’Lo Brown? He hasn’t done much recently. Make it a short match though, I want more time for my promos and matches.
Vince: No problem. A quick match will make him look good. Right, a HBK/Triple H promo next I think. What should happen Triple H?
Triple H: Well, HBK should come down and ramble on about something. I’ll come down, say something witty, pedigree him and go to use a sledgehammer on him but the refs stop me. If you give us 30 minutes, we’ll make it look good.
Vince: I know what the fans like and they will love that. The next two matches shall be the Dudleyz V 3 Minute Warning and Al Snow V Nowinski. I think 3 Minute Warning should win because they are fat. Everyone loves fat wrestlers. Nowinski should get the win in the other match. We better finish this soon, I have other things to do.
Triple H: Keep those matches short. I want to more time on TV! You did promise, Vince.
Vince: I did. Here, take a thousand dollars out of my wallet and give Steph a good night out. I can always lay people off if I need the money back. Right, I think we have enough time left on Raw for two matches. I think Test should get a match. He’s over 6 foot 3 right?
Steph: Yes, he is. Just put him in a tag match and let’s get on with this. I want to see where Triple H is going to take me tonight.
Vince: Okay, Test and er… Steven Richards against er… The Hurricane and Goldust. I don’t like cruiserweights that much so Test will beat the Hurricane. Main event next I think.
Triple H: Yeah, yeah. I’ve been thinking about this all week. This week, I’m going to beat Booker T. It won’t harm Booker T and I’ll make him look good. I make everyone look good. At the end of the match, everyone in the Elimination Chamber match comes down and has a huge brawl ending with HBK using my move on me. Then, Jericho can lay him out making it seem like he’s going to win, when it’s basically a match between Shawn and myself at Survivor Series. Sound good?
Vince: Okay, I think we should vote on it. Vote now if you think Booker T should win against Triple H.
*4 people put their hands up*
Vince: Vote for if Triple H should beat Booker T.
*Vince, Steph and Triple H put their hands up*
Vince: Errr… my hand counts as ten as I’m important. You get the win Triple H. All you people who didn’t vote for Triple H to win is fired. Meeting over.
Steph: Where are you taking me tonight, Triple H?
LOL! Loved it, although I do believe that HHH does sell well for people (and Molly from IOW agrees with me), but still, it made me chuckle. :D
It does seem to be a bit HBK vs HHH...but, it'll be good. And why did they put the best match first on the card? :D
Anyway, nice to see Matt posting some of the quality stuff he's capable of.
It does seem to be a bit HBK vs HHH...but, it'll be good. And why did they put the best match first on the card? :D
Anyway, nice to see Matt posting some of the quality stuff he's capable of.
Here could be another latest development...
Vince: The tag team division really is flagging at the moment...
Triple H: Probably becuase I'm not in it. How about I become the first person to win the tag team titles on myself?
Steph: No darling, we're saying that for Wrestlemania.
Vince: We really need to build some credible tag teams, that have something in common, a proper goal...
Steph: Good idea! I think I know the perfect team with absolutely no history, I don't think they've ever faced each other in a match, they've got so much in common, not to mention similar looks...
*Steph wanders off to find Jeff Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley*
Vince: The tag team division really is flagging at the moment...
Triple H: Probably becuase I'm not in it. How about I become the first person to win the tag team titles on myself?
Steph: No darling, we're saying that for Wrestlemania.
Vince: We really need to build some credible tag teams, that have something in common, a proper goal...
Steph: Good idea! I think I know the perfect team with absolutely no history, I don't think they've ever faced each other in a match, they've got so much in common, not to mention similar looks...
*Steph wanders off to find Jeff Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley*
Saw this a few days ago and thought it was simply Raw spoilers, so I didn't read! Glad I had now though - great stuff, you seem to have captured everyone's thoughts perfectly...
More people read! It's a rare bit of creativity from me this. Thank you DW and Afro for reading.
Brilliant.
LOL. Who needs proper RAW spoilers when you could just add this weeks show into a promo? That ruled. Certainly looks like Vince has some stings coming out of his asss, and HHH is holding them. If...that made...errr...sense. :c)
Vince walks into the room and everyone stands up. Vince goes to his chair and sits down. In the room with Vince are Triple H, Steph and a few other people who aren’t important.
Vince: Okay, lets discuss plans for Raw this week.
Steph: I think the Tag Titles should be given more coverage this week.
Vince: Nah, we won’t be doing that. Just shove a makeshift team against Jericho and Christian and make it first match. We won’t vote on it. I’ve decided, so that is that dealt with. How should it end?
Triple H: How about Kane raping a member of the crowd and then we can show that video I made again?
Vince: I like it!
Steph: Errr… how about a simple DQ instead?
Vince: I like that even better. Settled. Now, we will fill the gap between matches with backstage segments. Everyone likes backstage segments.
Triple H: Yeah, especially with me in them.
Vince: Damn right! Next match, any suggestions?
Steph: How about Jeff Hardy V Lance Storm, with Lance getting the win. Jeff just hasn’t been looking right lately.
Vince: I think Jeff should win with a lot of interference because everyone loves interference. Settled. I think we should have a women’s match next. Suggestions?
Triple H: How about a dummy women’s match, which actually turns out to be a heel beat down and the face makes the save? If played right, you should have more time for me on screen.
Vince: Good plan. How about Terri V Victoria and Terri comes to the ring and says she refuses to wrestle because she isn’t a wrestler? Victoria beats Terri up and Trish makes the save. Yep, I’m happy with that. I think next we should give Batista a match. I like tall, fat wrestlers. They look unbeatable and I’ll make sure they are unbeatable. Who shall we get to face him?
Triple H: D’Lo Brown? He hasn’t done much recently. Make it a short match though, I want more time for my promos and matches.
Vince: No problem. A quick match will make him look good. Right, a HBK/Triple H promo next I think. What should happen Triple H?
Triple H: Well, HBK should come down and ramble on about something. I’ll come down, say something witty, pedigree him and go to use a sledgehammer on him but the refs stop me. If you give us 30 minutes, we’ll make it look good.
Vince: I know what the fans like and they will love that. The next two matches shall be the Dudleyz V 3 Minute Warning and Al Snow V Nowinski. I think 3 Minute Warning should win because they are fat. Everyone loves fat wrestlers. Nowinski should get the win in the other match. We better finish this soon, I have other things to do.
Triple H: Keep those matches short. I want to more time on TV! You did promise, Vince.
Vince: I did. Here, take a thousand dollars out of my wallet and give Steph a good night out. I can always lay people off if I need the money back. Right, I think we have enough time left on Raw for two matches. I think Test should get a match. He’s over 6 foot 3 right?
Steph: Yes, he is. Just put him in a tag match and let’s get on with this. I want to see where Triple H is going to take me tonight.
Vince: Okay, Test and er… Steven Richards against er… The Hurricane and Goldust. I don’t like cruiserweights that much so Test will beat the Hurricane. Main event next I think.
Triple H: Yeah, yeah. I’ve been thinking about this all week. This week, I’m going to beat Booker T. It won’t harm Booker T and I’ll make him look good. I make everyone look good. At the end of the match, everyone in the Elimination Chamber match comes down and has a huge brawl ending with HBK using my move on me. Then, Jericho can lay him out making it seem like he’s going to win, when it’s basically a match between Shawn and myself at Survivor Series. Sound good?
Vince: Okay, I think we should vote on it. Vote now if you think Booker T should win against Triple H.
*4 people put their hands up*
Vince: Vote for if Triple H should beat Booker T.
*Vince, Steph and Triple H put their hands up*
Vince: Errr… my hand counts as ten as I’m important. You get the win Triple H. All you people who didn’t vote for Triple H to win is fired. Meeting over.
Steph: Where are you taking me tonight, Triple H?
Vince: Okay, lets discuss plans for Raw this week.
Steph: I think the Tag Titles should be given more coverage this week.
Vince: Nah, we won’t be doing that. Just shove a makeshift team against Jericho and Christian and make it first match. We won’t vote on it. I’ve decided, so that is that dealt with. How should it end?
Triple H: How about Kane raping a member of the crowd and then we can show that video I made again?
Vince: I like it!
Steph: Errr… how about a simple DQ instead?
Vince: I like that even better. Settled. Now, we will fill the gap between matches with backstage segments. Everyone likes backstage segments.
Triple H: Yeah, especially with me in them.
Vince: Damn right! Next match, any suggestions?
Steph: How about Jeff Hardy V Lance Storm, with Lance getting the win. Jeff just hasn’t been looking right lately.
Vince: I think Jeff should win with a lot of interference because everyone loves interference. Settled. I think we should have a women’s match next. Suggestions?
Triple H: How about a dummy women’s match, which actually turns out to be a heel beat down and the face makes the save? If played right, you should have more time for me on screen.
Vince: Good plan. How about Terri V Victoria and Terri comes to the ring and says she refuses to wrestle because she isn’t a wrestler? Victoria beats Terri up and Trish makes the save. Yep, I’m happy with that. I think next we should give Batista a match. I like tall, fat wrestlers. They look unbeatable and I’ll make sure they are unbeatable. Who shall we get to face him?
Triple H: D’Lo Brown? He hasn’t done much recently. Make it a short match though, I want more time for my promos and matches.
Vince: No problem. A quick match will make him look good. Right, a HBK/Triple H promo next I think. What should happen Triple H?
Triple H: Well, HBK should come down and ramble on about something. I’ll come down, say something witty, pedigree him and go to use a sledgehammer on him but the refs stop me. If you give us 30 minutes, we’ll make it look good.
Vince: I know what the fans like and they will love that. The next two matches shall be the Dudleyz V 3 Minute Warning and Al Snow V Nowinski. I think 3 Minute Warning should win because they are fat. Everyone loves fat wrestlers. Nowinski should get the win in the other match. We better finish this soon, I have other things to do.
Triple H: Keep those matches short. I want to more time on TV! You did promise, Vince.
Vince: I did. Here, take a thousand dollars out of my wallet and give Steph a good night out. I can always lay people off if I need the money back. Right, I think we have enough time left on Raw for two matches. I think Test should get a match. He’s over 6 foot 3 right?
Steph: Yes, he is. Just put him in a tag match and let’s get on with this. I want to see where Triple H is going to take me tonight.
Vince: Okay, Test and er… Steven Richards against er… The Hurricane and Goldust. I don’t like cruiserweights that much so Test will beat the Hurricane. Main event next I think.
Triple H: Yeah, yeah. I’ve been thinking about this all week. This week, I’m going to beat Booker T. It won’t harm Booker T and I’ll make him look good. I make everyone look good. At the end of the match, everyone in the Elimination Chamber match comes down and has a huge brawl ending with HBK using my move on me. Then, Jericho can lay him out making it seem like he’s going to win, when it’s basically a match between Shawn and myself at Survivor Series. Sound good?
Vince: Okay, I think we should vote on it. Vote now if you think Booker T should win against Triple H.
*4 people put their hands up*
Vince: Vote for if Triple H should beat Booker T.
*Vince, Steph and Triple H put their hands up*
Vince: Errr… my hand counts as ten as I’m important. You get the win Triple H. All you people who didn’t vote for Triple H to win is fired. Meeting over.
Steph: Where are you taking me tonight, Triple H?