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*Before reading, I recommend reading the CAW listing for the two new guys, just in case you wonder what the hell I’m writing at some points*
Welcome to SRW Eclipse, we have a Triple Threat Match to determine the No.1 Contender for the HardCAW Title, retained by champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo) last week on PPV as he defeated Grandprix. Tonight is something of a step into the unknown to SRW regulars, as we have two wrestlers making their professional debuts here – LL Cool T, the blue monster from Siberia, and the Jabroni himself, Stone Edge (Jericho15). They will face something of a HardCAW legend here in SRW, Hawk (AfroJoe), who will be looking for a chance to regain his crown.
“I’M BLUER THAN YOU!” Monster/Daydream in Blue hits as LL Cool T enters the arena to a ‘frosty’ response. A lot of the crowd are unsure of whether to boo or cheer, but frantic gesturing by LL Cool T, mocking certain members of the crowd is earning him some real heel heat! BUT NOW HAWK IS HERE! Hawk (AfroJoe) enters, and there doesn’t seem to be much of an improvement in the crowd reaction! “KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” Rollin’ hits as Stone Edge (Jericho15) strides purposefully down the ramp! He steps into the ring and glares at LL Cool T, there is definitely a competitive edge between them already!
DING DING DING! The match begins as LL Cool T makes an immediate shot at Stone Edge, getting in a strong left hand. Knee to the gut, grabs the arm into an Irish whip, straight into Hawk who hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Hawk now moves onto LL Cool - eye rake, and again, Hawk gains the advantage, whips him into the ropes and ducks…but LL Cool T kicks hi, in the face! That didn’t go to plan! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is back on his feet now, reaches out to LL Cool T, and whips him into the ropes, over the fallen Hawk, straight into a Spinebuster! Stone Edge goes for the early pin…
1………..
2………..
Kick out by LL Cool T! No one seems to be gaining the advantage. Hawk (AfroJoe) has rolled out the ring and is seemingly tending to an apparent leg injury – using all his experience here by letting the other two, desperate to impress, beat the living daylight out of each other whilst he recovers in time. Back in the ring, Stone Edge and LL Cool T were engaging in some old-school grappling that has turned into all out brawling! Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets the upper hand, ramming LL Cool T into the turnbuckle, then starts spearing him against the turnbuckle with his shoulder! The crowd cheer with him …1 ...2 …3 …
LL Cool T moves out of the way! Stone Edge clutches his shoulder in agony as LL Cool T turns to taunt the crowd – wait! Hawk sneaks up behind him… belly to back suplex straight into a pin!
1……..
2……..
BROKEN UP BY STONE EDGE! LL Cool T displayed some naivety there and it nearly cost him his shot at the HardCAW Title. Hawk (AfroJoe) seems annoyed at not picking up the victory and head outside to search for some weapons, and in sight of this the crowd starts to heat up! Hawk, Stone Edge AND LL Cool T go off in search of a weapon! Hawk picks up conker ?! (those things, if used correctly, are lethal), and LL Cool T, but before he can return to the ring he gets smacked over the head with the ring bell by Stone Edge!
LL Cool T falls on the outside as Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets in the ring and taunts Hawk to use the conker, distracting him and allowing LL Cool T to hit a chairshot to the cranium of Hawk from the outside! LL Cool T steps inside the ropes and uses the chair again, this time into the gut of an in-pain Hawk (AfroJoe)! Stone Edge quickly ascends the turnbuckle as LL Cool T turns… AND HITS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, ONTO LL COOL T’S SKULL!
HE hooks his leg! The ref counts…
1………
2………
KICK OUT! TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE FROM LL COOL T!
LL Cool T does not look in a good condition at all after summoning his strength to kick out there. As Stone Edge swiftly gets to his feet, a very pi$$ed of Hawk grabs him and takes him top the table, ramming his head onto it, then grabbing a TV monitor and using it to bust him open! Hawk looks at the table and smiles, and then elevates him onto to the commentator’s table, could this be screwdriver time?
Hawk (AfroJoe) has Stone Edge (Jericho15) in position on the commentators table, the crowd half not wanting to look, half drawn to this spectacle, see Hawk lift Stone Edge, OH NO…but the table breaks! Good heavens! Stone Edge crumples on a fallen Hawk, who after looking around for a sec, starts clutching his leg in agony, I think he may be injured! LL Cool T drags Stone Edge away from Hawk and into the ring as medics surround Hawk on the outside near the broken table and attend to him. See guys, accidents do happen here in SRW – and remember, don’t try this at home.
LL Cool T throws a bleeding Stone Edge (Jericho15) into the ring. He headbutts him, then hits a quick suplex, then attempts to cover him but stone Edge manages to wriggle free and hit a pinfall himself, only for LL Cool T to out-manoeuvre him! Both men then stare at the vacant chair in the ring – hesitate, then make a dash for it! LL Cool T gets to his feet first and is just about to grab the chair when Stone Edge hits a low blow, and as LL Cool T attends to more urgent matters, such as pondering whether he still has the capacity to have children, Stone Edge grabs the chair and…
WHAM! STONE EDGE GRABS THE VACANT CHAIR AND HITS A CHAIRSHOT ON LL COOL T, KNOCKING HIM OUT THE RING!
WAIT! HERE’S HAWK!?!?!
HAWK (AFROJOE) SNEAKS UP BEHIND STONE EDGE, AND ROLLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
I thought Hawk was supposed to be injured! That Hawk! Using all his experience, he let Stone Edge and LL Cool T decimate one another, then comes in and holds his tights! Stone Edge (Jericho15) can’t wriggle free as LL Cool T tries in vain to climb inside the ring as the referee makes the count…
1…….
2…….
3!!! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS THE NEW NO.1 CONTENDER! A valiant effort by the two debutants, with Stone Edge (Jericho15) looking particularly impressive and LL Cool T showing a great deal of resilience that will ensure these two guys go far in this company, but the experienced Hawk used all his wily old tricks to pull out a win and get another shot at the HardCAW Title!
Welcome to SRW Eclipse, we have a Triple Threat Match to determine the No.1 Contender for the HardCAW Title, retained by champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo) last week on PPV as he defeated Grandprix. Tonight is something of a step into the unknown to SRW regulars, as we have two wrestlers making their professional debuts here – LL Cool T, the blue monster from Siberia, and the Jabroni himself, Stone Edge (Jericho15). They will face something of a HardCAW legend here in SRW, Hawk (AfroJoe), who will be looking for a chance to regain his crown.
“I’M BLUER THAN YOU!” Monster/Daydream in Blue hits as LL Cool T enters the arena to a ‘frosty’ response. A lot of the crowd are unsure of whether to boo or cheer, but frantic gesturing by LL Cool T, mocking certain members of the crowd is earning him some real heel heat! BUT NOW HAWK IS HERE! Hawk (AfroJoe) enters, and there doesn’t seem to be much of an improvement in the crowd reaction! “KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” Rollin’ hits as Stone Edge (Jericho15) strides purposefully down the ramp! He steps into the ring and glares at LL Cool T, there is definitely a competitive edge between them already!
DING DING DING! The match begins as LL Cool T makes an immediate shot at Stone Edge, getting in a strong left hand. Knee to the gut, grabs the arm into an Irish whip, straight into Hawk who hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Hawk now moves onto LL Cool - eye rake, and again, Hawk gains the advantage, whips him into the ropes and ducks…but LL Cool T kicks hi, in the face! That didn’t go to plan! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is back on his feet now, reaches out to LL Cool T, and whips him into the ropes, over the fallen Hawk, straight into a Spinebuster! Stone Edge goes for the early pin…
1………..
2………..
Kick out by LL Cool T! No one seems to be gaining the advantage. Hawk (AfroJoe) has rolled out the ring and is seemingly tending to an apparent leg injury – using all his experience here by letting the other two, desperate to impress, beat the living daylight out of each other whilst he recovers in time. Back in the ring, Stone Edge and LL Cool T were engaging in some old-school grappling that has turned into all out brawling! Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets the upper hand, ramming LL Cool T into the turnbuckle, then starts spearing him against the turnbuckle with his shoulder! The crowd cheer with him …1 ...2 …3 …
LL Cool T moves out of the way! Stone Edge clutches his shoulder in agony as LL Cool T turns to taunt the crowd – wait! Hawk sneaks up behind him… belly to back suplex straight into a pin!
1……..
2……..
BROKEN UP BY STONE EDGE! LL Cool T displayed some naivety there and it nearly cost him his shot at the HardCAW Title. Hawk (AfroJoe) seems annoyed at not picking up the victory and head outside to search for some weapons, and in sight of this the crowd starts to heat up! Hawk, Stone Edge AND LL Cool T go off in search of a weapon! Hawk picks up conker ?! (those things, if used correctly, are lethal), and LL Cool T, but before he can return to the ring he gets smacked over the head with the ring bell by Stone Edge!
LL Cool T falls on the outside as Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets in the ring and taunts Hawk to use the conker, distracting him and allowing LL Cool T to hit a chairshot to the cranium of Hawk from the outside! LL Cool T steps inside the ropes and uses the chair again, this time into the gut of an in-pain Hawk (AfroJoe)! Stone Edge quickly ascends the turnbuckle as LL Cool T turns… AND HITS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, ONTO LL COOL T’S SKULL!
HE hooks his leg! The ref counts…
1………
2………
KICK OUT! TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE FROM LL COOL T!
LL Cool T does not look in a good condition at all after summoning his strength to kick out there. As Stone Edge swiftly gets to his feet, a very pi$$ed of Hawk grabs him and takes him top the table, ramming his head onto it, then grabbing a TV monitor and using it to bust him open! Hawk looks at the table and smiles, and then elevates him onto to the commentator’s table, could this be screwdriver time?
Hawk (AfroJoe) has Stone Edge (Jericho15) in position on the commentators table, the crowd half not wanting to look, half drawn to this spectacle, see Hawk lift Stone Edge, OH NO…but the table breaks! Good heavens! Stone Edge crumples on a fallen Hawk, who after looking around for a sec, starts clutching his leg in agony, I think he may be injured! LL Cool T drags Stone Edge away from Hawk and into the ring as medics surround Hawk on the outside near the broken table and attend to him. See guys, accidents do happen here in SRW – and remember, don’t try this at home.
LL Cool T throws a bleeding Stone Edge (Jericho15) into the ring. He headbutts him, then hits a quick suplex, then attempts to cover him but stone Edge manages to wriggle free and hit a pinfall himself, only for LL Cool T to out-manoeuvre him! Both men then stare at the vacant chair in the ring – hesitate, then make a dash for it! LL Cool T gets to his feet first and is just about to grab the chair when Stone Edge hits a low blow, and as LL Cool T attends to more urgent matters, such as pondering whether he still has the capacity to have children, Stone Edge grabs the chair and…
WHAM! STONE EDGE GRABS THE VACANT CHAIR AND HITS A CHAIRSHOT ON LL COOL T, KNOCKING HIM OUT THE RING!
WAIT! HERE’S HAWK!?!?!
HAWK (AFROJOE) SNEAKS UP BEHIND STONE EDGE, AND ROLLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
I thought Hawk was supposed to be injured! That Hawk! Using all his experience, he let Stone Edge and LL Cool T decimate one another, then comes in and holds his tights! Stone Edge (Jericho15) can’t wriggle free as LL Cool T tries in vain to climb inside the ring as the referee makes the count…
1…….
2…….
3!!! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS THE NEW NO.1 CONTENDER! A valiant effort by the two debutants, with Stone Edge (Jericho15) looking particularly impressive and LL Cool T showing a great deal of resilience that will ensure these two guys go far in this company, but the experienced Hawk used all his wily old tricks to pull out a win and get another shot at the HardCAW Title!
Great match! If it wasn't for Hawk, im sure Stone Edge could of beaten LL Cool T.....Dam!!
Thanks. I thought it would be best to show what the two guys have to offer, but as they both have equal (in)experience, I thought Hawk would be the best choice as an established wrestler, using his experience to beat the naivety of the two debutants, whilst showing them as a future potential threat.
Cheers for the comments. :)
Cheers for the comments. :)
Hawk (AJ) vs Scotty The Doggy (Figo) for the HardCAW Title, sounds like another classic.
Congrats to Jericho15 and LL Cool TT on impressive debuts, I'm sure they'll both have a part to play in the future of SRW, maybe a singles match between the two next week?
Very well done Russ, another tremendous battle and you certainly have a talent for Hardcore matches, really enjoyed it.
Congrats to Jericho15 and LL Cool TT on impressive debuts, I'm sure they'll both have a part to play in the future of SRW, maybe a singles match between the two next week?
Very well done Russ, another tremendous battle and you certainly have a talent for Hardcore matches, really enjoyed it.
Top stuff. Russ! Excellent tactics by me, of course. :-)
I like to see new SRW debutatns in action, and these two have both proved that they are going to be an asset to the company. Not good enough for Hawk though. ;-)
Great match, and unlucky to the to new superstars.
I like to see new SRW debutatns in action, and these two have both proved that they are going to be an asset to the company. Not good enough for Hawk though. ;-)
Great match, and unlucky to the to new superstars.
Good debut for the new guys. It will be interesting to see how they progress. It'll be interesting to see how Hawk handles STD.
*Before reading, I recommend reading the CAW listing for the two new guys, just in case you wonder what the hell I’m writing at some points*
Welcome to SRW Eclipse, we have a Triple Threat Match to determine the No.1 Contender for the HardCAW Title, retained by champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo) last week on PPV as he defeated Grandprix. Tonight is something of a step into the unknown to SRW regulars, as we have two wrestlers making their professional debuts here – LL Cool T, the blue monster from Siberia, and the Jabroni himself, Stone Edge (Jericho15). They will face something of a HardCAW legend here in SRW, Hawk (AfroJoe), who will be looking for a chance to regain his crown.
“I’M BLUER THAN YOU!” Monster/Daydream in Blue hits as LL Cool T enters the arena to a ‘frosty’ response. A lot of the crowd are unsure of whether to boo or cheer, but frantic gesturing by LL Cool T, mocking certain members of the crowd is earning him some real heel heat! BUT NOW HAWK IS HERE! Hawk (AfroJoe) enters, and there doesn’t seem to be much of an improvement in the crowd reaction! “KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” Rollin’ hits as Stone Edge (Jericho15) strides purposefully down the ramp! He steps into the ring and glares at LL Cool T, there is definitely a competitive edge between them already!
DING DING DING! The match begins as LL Cool T makes an immediate shot at Stone Edge, getting in a strong left hand. Knee to the gut, grabs the arm into an Irish whip, straight into Hawk who hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Hawk now moves onto LL Cool - eye rake, and again, Hawk gains the advantage, whips him into the ropes and ducks…but LL Cool T kicks hi, in the face! That didn’t go to plan! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is back on his feet now, reaches out to LL Cool T, and whips him into the ropes, over the fallen Hawk, straight into a Spinebuster! Stone Edge goes for the early pin…
1………..
2………..
Kick out by LL Cool T! No one seems to be gaining the advantage. Hawk (AfroJoe) has rolled out the ring and is seemingly tending to an apparent leg injury – using all his experience here by letting the other two, desperate to impress, beat the living daylight out of each other whilst he recovers in time. Back in the ring, Stone Edge and LL Cool T were engaging in some old-school grappling that has turned into all out brawling! Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets the upper hand, ramming LL Cool T into the turnbuckle, then starts spearing him against the turnbuckle with his shoulder! The crowd cheer with him …1 ...2 …3 …
LL Cool T moves out of the way! Stone Edge clutches his shoulder in agony as LL Cool T turns to taunt the crowd – wait! Hawk sneaks up behind him… belly to back suplex straight into a pin!
1……..
2……..
BROKEN UP BY STONE EDGE! LL Cool T displayed some naivety there and it nearly cost him his shot at the HardCAW Title. Hawk (AfroJoe) seems annoyed at not picking up the victory and head outside to search for some weapons, and in sight of this the crowd starts to heat up! Hawk, Stone Edge AND LL Cool T go off in search of a weapon! Hawk picks up conker ?! (those things, if used correctly, are lethal), and LL Cool T, but before he can return to the ring he gets smacked over the head with the ring bell by Stone Edge!
LL Cool T falls on the outside as Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets in the ring and taunts Hawk to use the conker, distracting him and allowing LL Cool T to hit a chairshot to the cranium of Hawk from the outside! LL Cool T steps inside the ropes and uses the chair again, this time into the gut of an in-pain Hawk (AfroJoe)! Stone Edge quickly ascends the turnbuckle as LL Cool T turns… AND HITS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, ONTO LL COOL T’S SKULL!
HE hooks his leg! The ref counts…
1………
2………
KICK OUT! TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE FROM LL COOL T!
LL Cool T does not look in a good condition at all after summoning his strength to kick out there. As Stone Edge swiftly gets to his feet, a very pi$$ed of Hawk grabs him and takes him top the table, ramming his head onto it, then grabbing a TV monitor and using it to bust him open! Hawk looks at the table and smiles, and then elevates him onto to the commentator’s table, could this be screwdriver time?
Hawk (AfroJoe) has Stone Edge (Jericho15) in position on the commentators table, the crowd half not wanting to look, half drawn to this spectacle, see Hawk lift Stone Edge, OH NO…but the table breaks! Good heavens! Stone Edge crumples on a fallen Hawk, who after looking around for a sec, starts clutching his leg in agony, I think he may be injured! LL Cool T drags Stone Edge away from Hawk and into the ring as medics surround Hawk on the outside near the broken table and attend to him. See guys, accidents do happen here in SRW – and remember, don’t try this at home.
LL Cool T throws a bleeding Stone Edge (Jericho15) into the ring. He headbutts him, then hits a quick suplex, then attempts to cover him but stone Edge manages to wriggle free and hit a pinfall himself, only for LL Cool T to out-manoeuvre him! Both men then stare at the vacant chair in the ring – hesitate, then make a dash for it! LL Cool T gets to his feet first and is just about to grab the chair when Stone Edge hits a low blow, and as LL Cool T attends to more urgent matters, such as pondering whether he still has the capacity to have children, Stone Edge grabs the chair and…
WHAM! STONE EDGE GRABS THE VACANT CHAIR AND HITS A CHAIRSHOT ON LL COOL T, KNOCKING HIM OUT THE RING!
WAIT! HERE’S HAWK!?!?!
HAWK (AFROJOE) SNEAKS UP BEHIND STONE EDGE, AND ROLLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
I thought Hawk was supposed to be injured! That Hawk! Using all his experience, he let Stone Edge and LL Cool T decimate one another, then comes in and holds his tights! Stone Edge (Jericho15) can’t wriggle free as LL Cool T tries in vain to climb inside the ring as the referee makes the count…
1…….
2…….
3!!! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS THE NEW NO.1 CONTENDER! A valiant effort by the two debutants, with Stone Edge (Jericho15) looking particularly impressive and LL Cool T showing a great deal of resilience that will ensure these two guys go far in this company, but the experienced Hawk used all his wily old tricks to pull out a win and get another shot at the HardCAW Title!
Welcome to SRW Eclipse, we have a Triple Threat Match to determine the No.1 Contender for the HardCAW Title, retained by champion Scotty the Doggy (Figo) last week on PPV as he defeated Grandprix. Tonight is something of a step into the unknown to SRW regulars, as we have two wrestlers making their professional debuts here – LL Cool T, the blue monster from Siberia, and the Jabroni himself, Stone Edge (Jericho15). They will face something of a HardCAW legend here in SRW, Hawk (AfroJoe), who will be looking for a chance to regain his crown.
“I’M BLUER THAN YOU!” Monster/Daydream in Blue hits as LL Cool T enters the arena to a ‘frosty’ response. A lot of the crowd are unsure of whether to boo or cheer, but frantic gesturing by LL Cool T, mocking certain members of the crowd is earning him some real heel heat! BUT NOW HAWK IS HERE! Hawk (AfroJoe) enters, and there doesn’t seem to be much of an improvement in the crowd reaction! “KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” Rollin’ hits as Stone Edge (Jericho15) strides purposefully down the ramp! He steps into the ring and glares at LL Cool T, there is definitely a competitive edge between them already!
DING DING DING! The match begins as LL Cool T makes an immediate shot at Stone Edge, getting in a strong left hand. Knee to the gut, grabs the arm into an Irish whip, straight into Hawk who hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Hawk now moves onto LL Cool - eye rake, and again, Hawk gains the advantage, whips him into the ropes and ducks…but LL Cool T kicks hi, in the face! That didn’t go to plan! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is back on his feet now, reaches out to LL Cool T, and whips him into the ropes, over the fallen Hawk, straight into a Spinebuster! Stone Edge goes for the early pin…
1………..
2………..
Kick out by LL Cool T! No one seems to be gaining the advantage. Hawk (AfroJoe) has rolled out the ring and is seemingly tending to an apparent leg injury – using all his experience here by letting the other two, desperate to impress, beat the living daylight out of each other whilst he recovers in time. Back in the ring, Stone Edge and LL Cool T were engaging in some old-school grappling that has turned into all out brawling! Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets the upper hand, ramming LL Cool T into the turnbuckle, then starts spearing him against the turnbuckle with his shoulder! The crowd cheer with him …1 ...2 …3 …
LL Cool T moves out of the way! Stone Edge clutches his shoulder in agony as LL Cool T turns to taunt the crowd – wait! Hawk sneaks up behind him… belly to back suplex straight into a pin!
1……..
2……..
BROKEN UP BY STONE EDGE! LL Cool T displayed some naivety there and it nearly cost him his shot at the HardCAW Title. Hawk (AfroJoe) seems annoyed at not picking up the victory and head outside to search for some weapons, and in sight of this the crowd starts to heat up! Hawk, Stone Edge AND LL Cool T go off in search of a weapon! Hawk picks up conker ?! (those things, if used correctly, are lethal), and LL Cool T, but before he can return to the ring he gets smacked over the head with the ring bell by Stone Edge!
LL Cool T falls on the outside as Stone Edge (Jericho15) gets in the ring and taunts Hawk to use the conker, distracting him and allowing LL Cool T to hit a chairshot to the cranium of Hawk from the outside! LL Cool T steps inside the ropes and uses the chair again, this time into the gut of an in-pain Hawk (AfroJoe)! Stone Edge quickly ascends the turnbuckle as LL Cool T turns… AND HITS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, ONTO LL COOL T’S SKULL!
HE hooks his leg! The ref counts…
1………
2………
KICK OUT! TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE FROM LL COOL T!
LL Cool T does not look in a good condition at all after summoning his strength to kick out there. As Stone Edge swiftly gets to his feet, a very pi$$ed of Hawk grabs him and takes him top the table, ramming his head onto it, then grabbing a TV monitor and using it to bust him open! Hawk looks at the table and smiles, and then elevates him onto to the commentator’s table, could this be screwdriver time?
Hawk (AfroJoe) has Stone Edge (Jericho15) in position on the commentators table, the crowd half not wanting to look, half drawn to this spectacle, see Hawk lift Stone Edge, OH NO…but the table breaks! Good heavens! Stone Edge crumples on a fallen Hawk, who after looking around for a sec, starts clutching his leg in agony, I think he may be injured! LL Cool T drags Stone Edge away from Hawk and into the ring as medics surround Hawk on the outside near the broken table and attend to him. See guys, accidents do happen here in SRW – and remember, don’t try this at home.
LL Cool T throws a bleeding Stone Edge (Jericho15) into the ring. He headbutts him, then hits a quick suplex, then attempts to cover him but stone Edge manages to wriggle free and hit a pinfall himself, only for LL Cool T to out-manoeuvre him! Both men then stare at the vacant chair in the ring – hesitate, then make a dash for it! LL Cool T gets to his feet first and is just about to grab the chair when Stone Edge hits a low blow, and as LL Cool T attends to more urgent matters, such as pondering whether he still has the capacity to have children, Stone Edge grabs the chair and…
WHAM! STONE EDGE GRABS THE VACANT CHAIR AND HITS A CHAIRSHOT ON LL COOL T, KNOCKING HIM OUT THE RING!
WAIT! HERE’S HAWK!?!?!
HAWK (AFROJOE) SNEAKS UP BEHIND STONE EDGE, AND ROLLS HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!
I thought Hawk was supposed to be injured! That Hawk! Using all his experience, he let Stone Edge and LL Cool T decimate one another, then comes in and holds his tights! Stone Edge (Jericho15) can’t wriggle free as LL Cool T tries in vain to climb inside the ring as the referee makes the count…
1…….
2…….
3!!! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS THE NEW NO.1 CONTENDER! A valiant effort by the two debutants, with Stone Edge (Jericho15) looking particularly impressive and LL Cool T showing a great deal of resilience that will ensure these two guys go far in this company, but the experienced Hawk used all his wily old tricks to pull out a win and get another shot at the HardCAW Title!